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Why the Long Lag???

September 10, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, drums, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, life, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Experienced Prosperity Path runners will have noticed by now that there is a noticeable lag between the time you say something and the time the deity or guide responds or acknowledges your message. You can use this to your great advantage. The longer the lag, the greater the distance. If you’re trying to grapple onto PWL322c, for example, which translates out to Parallel World L322c, and the lag is around a minute, the best you can hope for is to get within 5 miles of the target. If the lag shortens, it means you’re closer to your Overlay or Cap on your target Parallel Universe Persona and the more likely will be a good solid coupling factor, or a closer-fitting 11th Dimension Quantum Connection. You can count the intervening seconds, “one locomotive, two locomotive” etc., just as you would count the seconds between lightning and thunder (speed of light vs. slower speed of sound) to determine how far away the strike was from your location.

Gorby’s 60-Second Karma Wash

September 8, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, gamer, games, gaming, karma, karmawash, level, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

I’ve often said it; “Going through the Bardo Cleansing Process is like going through a car wash. And now we have it. Gorby’s Karma Wash. Takes only three minutes to run through it, and you’ll love the feeling of clean-ness that comes with it. I’ll have it ready for download in a few hours, with any luck.

Scary Ghosts for Halloween?

September 7, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, magic, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, song, workgorebagg

Yes, indeed; I’m currently putting the finishing touches on “Seance”, which is a Seance Class Orb, of course, the granddaddy of them all. Other Seance Orbs will feature a variety of notorious celebrities of the past and a few from other far-flung galaxies. Basically, here’s the breakdown:

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Groovin’ On a Sunday Afternoon

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold

I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.

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Color Therapy???

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, hapi, level, magic, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

I use color & radiation in the Orbs. Sure, if you’re thinking of Spiritual Therapy, you’d be right in calling Prosperity Path a Color Therapy System…sort of. Well, “sort of”, because it’s not exactly color. Color is…it’s…um…well, color is local. It’s what the item isn’t, vibrationally speaking. The way color works is that it’s the resultant reflection of every color except what the item isn’t, so naturally it looks as if it is. See? It’s all very simple, even a four-year old can understand it. Unfortunately, adults have a problem with color and radiation, so it’s harder to explain. Lemme take another run at it:

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Human Rebirth

September 5, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, game, gamer, games, gaming, insurance, karma, level, life, lrs, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

See You At The Top!!!

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More New Prosperity Path Orbs

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, shaman, workgorebagg

Neophyte Ariadne Finkelstein consulting my longtime friend, Thoth the Ancient Egyptian Oracle, at Cosmo Street — the Orb’s name? “Thoth”, as you’ expect. Wake up, maggott!!!

Continuing the list of orbs ready to roll for your Labor Day Convention & Credential Workshop:

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Karma Burn is Here

July 9, 2012Uncategorizedclean, cleansing, karma, path, play, prosperity, radiation, reincarnation, relaxation, rest, stress, workgorebagg

I’ve been working on Karma Burn rather intensely and relentlessly for the past few nights. What’s a few more hours to get it working exactly the way I want it to? I’d be loath to release it before I was satisfied that everything worked. Not just most things. Everything. It does. But there are questions, one of which is “Why when I pick up some things, I get nothing?” You haven’t been paying attention to life very much, have you?

Karma Burn doesn’t merely imitate life, it is life. What’s going on in that screen is real to the folks your computer screen is showing you. That screenshot conveys the action that’s happening right now, this very second, to you, in another dimension. How you’re able to see this is called “Spooky Action At A Distance”, the phrase invented by legendary physicist Albert Einstein. It simply means that something can affect something else at great distances without any obvious connection. The coupling factor may remain unknown forever, but an engineer with the corrected formulas can still make it work.

How does Karma Burn work?

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Prosperity Remedies

June 9, 2012Uncategorizedgame, gamer, gaming, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedies, remedy, workgorebagg

Back about fifty years ago, at Cosmo Street, UCLA, USC and other schools and colleges where I lectured, I found myself preaching that you had to get your life in order before you could really work, and that the process of ordering your life was relatively easy, much less painful than the miseries you create for yourself by not taking a few quick and easy spiritual steps toward fixing up the big and little tweaks of organic life, and making your life just a little less miserable and giving yourself the freedom to do what you really want to do with every single remaining day of your very limited life, getting as far outside the box as you dare.

Ordering Your Life is simply a matter of doing it. You haven’t done it yet because you’re convinced you can “get away with” an unexamined and uncorrected life, but it just ain’t so. Now’s the time to get it right, clean up the mess, unscramble your life and put it in order. Only then can you fully and cleanly address the deeper matters of the spirit.

It’s easy and simple to Put Your Life in Order … I’ll give you the steps:

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Leave My Desk Alone!!!

June 7, 2012Uncategorizedaltered, desk, game, gamer, gaming, howto, prosperity, work, workspacegorebagg

What would happen to your workday and several hours or days of work, if someone suddenly and without warning took it into their heads to “organize” your desk and workspace for you?

It’s so obviously in need of it — everything’s such a mess!

You show up at your desk and your heart sinks.

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