How to CA$H IN on the FREE Government Coin Lottery!!!

E.J. Gold & Robert Anton Wilson at the Alta Street “Wheel of Fortune”.

Let’s face it — under ordinary circumstances, there’s no way a shlump like you is going to have a million bucks in the bank unless you happen to somehow WIN it at a lottery, but the sad fact is that you can’t afford to play the lottery.

Take heart — there’s a FREE U.S. Government Coin Lottery, and YOU can cash in on it, bigtime!

Imagine a lottery in which, if your ticket didn’t win, you could return it for another chance, and do this ENDLESSLY until you DO hit The Big One!

You don’t have to imagine an endless supply of lottery tickets — just go to the bank, give the teller $25 and take away a “bank box” full of machine-wrapped “Loomis” or “Brinks” rolls of mixed pennies, new & old.

Keep in mind that you never actually “pay” for these pennies — if you bring them all back to the bank, wrapped & rolled neatly and accurately, you’ll get back every cent, the full $25 bucks!

If you happen to find some “lucky” coins worth cash money in there, you’ll take them out and have to add a few pennies into the box to make it come up to the full $25 again, or do what I do with pennies — but not with quarters.

I merely put them into the change machine at our local supermarket and they credit my account with the total number the machine counted out. Easy as pie. Don’t even need to talk to anyone to get that to happen.

So keep in mind WHY you are searching pennies or quarters. It’s to find that million-dollar coin. Everything else is just everyday grind and occasional gravy, but it pays off, too, and I’ll explain how: Continue reading

Transgender Green Card Military?

 

 

I think by now, even the stupidest Republican — it was Trump who called them “So stupid they’d even elect me President!” — is aware that Trump is vague, incoherent, unable to connect two words, and is exhibiting clear signs of rather advanced insanity of the NPD variety, which involves psychotic episodes and possibly hallucinations.

There’s no telling what that crazy man might do today, tonight or is doing right now, without the knowledge or consent of his military advisors, political advisors or personal advisors.

He’s a wild card, a loose cannon, someone whose toast is clearly burning, whose elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top and who is doing things that will surely bring him down by his own incoherent words and vague and confused actions and knee-jerk reactions.

He’s real sensitive about himself, so if you’re anywhere around him, it would be good to remember that this is not the kind of guy who actively seeks out interesting people. You can’t be part of his team if you’re more famous than he is, even for one single day.

That’s why The Mooch was fired, even though he loves Trump, more than anyone can ever know. Talk about a robot, where do you wind that turkey up?

There’s no point arguing with a robot, a zombie or a storm-trooper. They’re not set for rational thought, so save your breath for running and run away, run away, don’t stop to look behind you or you’ll turn into a pillar of salt, or worse. Continue reading