Happy Safe Harbor Day, America!

In the old days at Fort Ord, when I was just a corporal, photo right.

Happy Safe Harbor Day, December 8, 2020 — this is the day where all the electoral votes are locked in, protected from attacks in Congress. At this moment, all of the states except Wisconsin will be safe as of today.

This would be fine, except that Rep. Moe Brooks, an asshole if ever there was one, has decided to challenge Biden’s electoral votes and elect the loser.

Both chambers would debate the issue, and then there’d be a vote, and it could very well overturn the entire electoral process.

So, once again, it is shown that the American Electoral Process is weak enough that a single person acting alone can bring the whole thing down, as did Emily Murphy.

And then there’s the truly stupid and amazingly unethical former mayor of New York City, who was an asshole then, and he’s no less an asshole now. Continue reading

Something is Rotten in Denmark

Hamlet says it best — “Something is rotten in Denmark”, and he’d be referring to his very own country, of which he is, for the moment, a prince in line for the throne, after his uncle, who murdered his father and married his mother — oh, it is all so COMPLICATED!!!

Did you know that things are going totally to Hell?

If you’ve been paying attention to the circus, the chief clown is planning to infect the entire nation with his Covid 19 virus, to which he is apparently immune.

Is he infectious?

Yes.

Does he care what happens to you? Yes, he does, in a strange sort of way — he wants to kill us all.

It’s his calculation that it won’t affect his loyal followers — they’re immune, too.

It’ll only kill off every last Democrat or anyone else who wants to give people who don’t happen to be his particular brand of loyal white Christian society a chance to live a life, and believe me, you’re on the list. Continue reading

Game Over

Trump gives himself plenty of permission to express rage, like Hitler did.

EVERYTHING I’M SAYING ON THIS PAGE IS A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD!

Here are Trump’s actual words FROM LAST NIGHT: “There won’t be any transition of power, just a continuationĀ  of power. We’ll just throw out the ballots.”

In uttering that phrase, he instantly stole the election. It’s done. It’s over. Period. Continue reading

Don’t Walk, Run!!!

You can’t change a single vote, and you’re stuck with whatever happens, because we’re all locked into the United States. Thanks to Trump and his Asshole Minions, they don’t want us in their shithole country.

He’s really done us proper, and he’ll pay the penalty at the ballot box, but he’s going to cheat, so the election really doesn’t matter.

Long live President Pelosi, but I digress. There’s a bad smell coming out of Washington, and I’m afraid it’s mirrored almost everywhere these days.

It’s time for the War Cycle again, sigh. This happens every single time, and I try to warn folks, but they can’t help it — they’re stuck in the bot brain.

Let’s review the situation: Continue reading

Loser? Sucker? Screw You, Donald Trump!

Fatty lived once as Hitler — is there any doubt?

What are you saying, Fatty?

That we who served in the military are losers?

That those brave souls who died in combat, in total sacrifice and service to their country, were suckers, were losers, were stupid???

Screw you, Donald, AND the bone-spur you rode in on.

Apparently, Trump can’t remember which foot it was, and if you’ve ever had a bone-spur, you’d know he’s lying.

You can tell when he’s lying — his lips are moving. Continue reading

Trump Who???

I’m sorry … you mentioned someone or something called a “trump”, and I don’t recall ever hearing the word, although there is, back in the 37th century, a mysterious latex hand-colored Halloween mask from the 21st century, and on the base of the neck it’s stamped, “TRUMP”, but until now, I had no idea it was an actual person.

Well, not an ACTUAL person, but he does sort of look somewhat life-like on TV, although I’m told he gives away his robot nature by the way he doesn’t look straight at you.

Kinda like the classic case of the average purse-snatcher, although I understand his snatching is aimed slightly lower down.

It may very well be that Trump achieves his kingship, but we will have the last laugh. There are forces in the world over which nobody — no one living, at least — has any control.

Let’s Review My Options:

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How Stupid is He???

Trump wants everybody to ignore the corona virus, “Because it will all of a sudden go away,” and he wants YOU to send YOUR kids back to school, even with the high risk of sudden death for students, teachers, administrators and of course, grandparents of said schoolkids.

Okay, let’s for a moment say that it can be done without money, which is how Trump is demanding it be done.

Your kids are in school from, let’s say, 8:30 every day, with no alternate days to lower the numbers of kids in a single classroom at one time.

They are there five days a week, 8:30 am to 2:30 or 3:00 pm. Continue reading

Autocracy Basics

Suddenly overnight find yourself living in an Autocracy? Don’t know what to do, don’t know the right words, don’t know the right people?

First off, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of an organized political party? If you answer yes, you won’t have ever voted Democrat.

I’m takingĀ  a few moments away from working out on my Gretsch guitele, which finally has some new strings, although I haven’t yet affixed them to same, so I can write and sing some more devastatingly hilarious folk songs about Trumplestiltskin, to write a letter to Rachel Maddow, expressing a concern that you might also have about your own situation, so here’s an Open Letter To Rachel Maddow (I posted an email directly to her desk as well):

Hi, Rachel! I’m now 78 years out of port, having seen a hell of a lot. I’m a pro writer (Galaxy SF magazine, OMNI and a host of tv spots, gags & treatments and some 50 books currently in print and actually selling now and then) and that’s what I’m writing about. It’s not fanmail, although I have to say that your show is the only one I NEVER miss. This sometimes causes astonishing and unexpected situations. On the writing front, like John Lithgow — and this is the only comparison I’m going to make — I HAD to write a book about Trump or bust, and I did. It’s titled “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”. I hope my grandkids don’t adopt the same linquistic style as our current white house clown and, yes, I know — elect a clown, you get a circus. Well, I wrote the book and put it up for sale in a variety of formats, some three years ago. Like any other writer exercising First Amendment Rights and Steamletting Procedures, I vented full and well, and the book sits waiting for that viral moment, for which I may or may not be here. I’m sitting here these days waiting for that knock on the door, and that’s the reason I’m writing you. You’re the closest living being to Sherlock Holmes I’ve ever seen in action, so tell me — how long do I have to wait for that midnight knock?– ej gold

Is there anything you’ve done lately that might come to the direct attention of Trump or one or more of his brown-shirt goons?

If so, you might be high up on his LIST. You know which list I mean — the one that Nixon also kept.

It used to be bipartisan time, but now, it’s Friend or Enemy.

If you aren’t on the top of the ENEMIES list, don’t worry — your time will come soon enough. Actually EVERYBODY is on his list — he wants to take the entire planet with him when he goes.

The Bardo is NOT a lonely place, if you have friends in high places.

Got a book in you that’s demanding to get out? Hey, why wait until you can’t do it any more??? Write it now.

Are you a member of Congress? This is the time to speak out while you still can.

Do you have a vote? If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.

See You At The Top!

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Democratic Punch-Out

Apparently, Donald Trump caught a wicked cold when he was out golfing last weekend. His doctor ordered him to drink a glass of scalding hot lemon water after an equally scalding hot bath. I asked Donald how it had worked out. “Can’t tell yet,” he said in his saddest whine, “I haven’t finished drinking the hot bath yet.”

Yep, you guessed it, if you know your Democrats. Suicidal Stupidity. They’re at it, as usual — haw, haw!!! To the delight of any Republican, the Democrats are busy punching each other and furnishing Donald Trump with belly laughs and TONS of soundbytes and talking points, and in his case, the resulting crash of the Democratic Party causes a major trembling in the earth. Continue reading