Propel Yourself into the Future!

November 11, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, temporal effects, ten second, time machine, time tunnelgorebagg

Give this amazing attention tool as a gift to your gifted friends.

Well, I went ahead and built it.

You know — my latest invention, “The Time Machine That Really works”.

Sure enough, it does.

It works really well. Well enough for me to be able to guarantee to you that it will work, even for you.

My The Time Machine That Really Works works first time, every time.

Never fails, like a Bic pen, a Zippo Lighter, or a Kleenex tissue.

Anyhow, it’s rather magnificent, if I do say so myself. It is actually a stunning invention, on the order of the Attentiasizer, the underwired bra, and smokeless gunpowder.

So how does it work?

Well, I’ll be only too happy to explain. First, you buy the Orb, “The Time Machine That Really Works”, which you’ll find on our goddgames site when we’re good and ready to get it up there, and deal with the rush of millions of downloads.

Stranger things have happened. Forget I mentioned the stranger things. Now that I think about it, I don’t really want to remind myself of those stranger things.

When you enter my The Time Machine That Really Works, you’ll have an opportunity to level up with incense and candle to the left and right, respectively.

Incense fumigation and candle-burning will give you the protection you need as you travel through the raw vibrations of the Time-Tunnel.

Merely walk forward, as the text in the upper left screen tells you, to propel yourself ten seconds into the future.

Nothing to it, right?

Merely march straight forward, and ten members of the Time Guild vanish as they help you to pass the time — the eleventh is there to close the Orb and whisk you away to the goddgames web page, where you’ll find more of interest.

When the eleventh guide has vanished, the Queen of Space & Time will be momentarily revealed. If you know how, you can ask her for special help before the Orb closes down, some three seconds later.

I’ve only done it twice.

So that’s it. There are some fun features, not the least of which is the propagation of the thing around the planet and beyond. Continue reading →

The Time Machine That Really Works

November 8, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, shapeshifter, time machine, time travel, timetrippergorebagg

Time-Tripping with my TIME MACHINE is fun and easy to learn.

“Shape-Shifter Time-Tripper” is the sound track for my latest and wildest invention, THE TIME MACHINE THAT REALLY WORKS, and it really does. Really it does. Honest.

It’s real. It really works. I’m not kidding. You can test it. It really works. I offer proof. Continue reading →

Past Life Portal Time Machines

October 4, 2015Uncategorizedastral, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, impact, impingement, jal, lifestream, lifetime, past life, past life portal, present life, prior life, reincarnation, soul travel, spirit, time machine, travel, vision, visions, voyagegorebagg

cleopatra29 — The Ancient World has never been so accessible!!!

Exquisitely tiny, meticulously crafted wearable Miniature Time Machines are now available on this planet, but not for the first time — they were around thousands of years ago, and were in common usage for lucid dreaming and the prevention of the appearance of drunkenness, an important issue in the ancient world, particularly Athens.

Wireless telegraphy was around as far back as 30,000 B.C., and you can take advantage of that fact to capture ancient radio signals that still circle the earth and can be decoded with the Detector in your CQR Amulet.

Tapping into the daily life of ancient cultures of Planet Earth is easy, with the Past Life Portal, a miniature EMO & ANCIENT Bead Pendant that can be worn as a charm or linked with other pendants into a full NECKLACE MALA or bracelet style WRIST MALA.

The mechanism is stunningly simple — a Steven Sax EMO Bead — handmade in California using State-of-the-Art Bio-Thermal Technology — is surrounded by two guaranteed authentic ancient ceramic, glass, metal or gem beads, interspersed with pure solid copper hand-cast & polished hedgehog beads, all on a solid 100% pure copper core with double induction helix rings, just like they do at the Fermi Lab. Continue reading →

THE ART OF BELIEVING — “Trans-Dimensional Voyaging” — SCRIPT #3

September 17, 2015Uncategorizedart of believing, dimension, distortion, distortion bubble, ejgold, future, gorby, gorebagg, jellyfish, parallel, past, present, reincarnation, space, temporal, time, time machine, time travel, time-space, worldgorebagg

Ancient Chinese Trans-Dimensional Device shown onstage, Dresden, 1899.

That’s us, in the photo above, just before we respawned to build and operate the Golden Lion in San Francisco from 1922-1939. I respawned in 1941 to attend this party. Here, below, is the script for the Fifth Wave Quantum Distortion Demonstration:

What’sa matter? Are you stuck in time? Do you belong to another time and place? Is your world cold, empty and futile? Well, fret no more, bunky, help is on the way. Thanks to several advancements in science that have already been leaked to the public, I am at last able to make my “Wayback Machine” Voyages into the far distant past and into an unknown future.

STEP INTO THE FUTURE!!! STEP INTO THE PAST!!!

Step aboard the FIFTH WAVE QUANTUM DISTORTION DEVICE and take a journey into time and space, into the past and into the future. See for yourself the world of the Future!!!

Let’s take a LIFE-REPAIRING SPIRITUAL HEALING Time-Travel Expedition right now, this very minute, but before we embark on our journey into time, we ought to have a little spending money, right? (PICKS UP DOWSING RODS, SHOWS BOXES & GOLD SAMPLE.) Continue reading →