A Rare Coin is a Lucky Coin

July 5, 2018Uncategorizedbooks, buy, ej gold, gifts, gorby, gorebagg, jal, jewelry, money, reincarnation, sell, sports, trump, trumpworldgorebagg

Wynton Marsalis and Jazz at Lincoln Center with my painted “JazzArt” backdrops.

You can now buy almost any of my JazzArt backdrop paintings, even those used in performances with Nancy Wilson, Wynton Marsalis, Herbie Hancock and many more world-class jazz musicians in concert around the world.

My JazzArt paintings must be safe, out of the hands and reach of those who would burn all art work that isn’t about Donald Trump, and that will happen soon enough, much sooner than you think.

Book burnings and art burnings are only the start — eventually it’s people burnings, and that’s when we want to be clear away from the source of pain that is Trump and his Minions.

I’m doing everything I can to get these paintings out of the Untied Snakes of Arnica, so the prices are absurdly low. Continue reading →

Hot for Puja

February 5, 2014Uncategorizedashram, baseball, cards, ejgold, hot, hotforpuja, puja, sportsgorebagg

I’ll try to explain. I was searching on eBay for the values of baseballs — I have a bunch from Jimmy Piersall, thought I’d keep one and sell the rest along with photos of Jimmy from my photo journalism days, 1964-1972, when I worked for Chuck at Tiger Beat / Monkee Spectacular Magazines, edited MOD Teen Magazine, and was official photographer at RCA and Columbia Records. I made a photo record of the sixties, I guess you’d say. Anyhow, I was ploughing through the “for sale” junk on eBay and I came across a weird “baseball” card…it contained a clipping of Abraham Lincoln’s hair. Knowing about braided widow’s lockets, I wasn’t surprised. Also for sale on that day were a lock of hair from King George III (that’s the “Georgian” Period of furniture & architecture, get it???), George Washington (George vs. George?) and a number of others, including several hundred thousand (I’m not joking or exaggerating) clippings, lipstick kisses, lingerie swatches, bikini swatches, high heel cut sections and you wouldn’t believe what-all these folks will sign and sell.

What folks, exactly, you ask?

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Action Nitro Wave Rezzer

June 30, 2013Uncategorizedashram, beach, ejgold, prosperity, sports, surf, surfing, water, wavesgorebagg

Sculpted Surfable Small Waves

This is the wave generator for the multiple wave surfing beach. If you’ve ever taken a Klepper Sailing Sea Kayak out with us at Long Beach on Vancouver Island, you’ll know what it feels like to paddle out to sea across the incoming surf waves. Hit it wrong, and you’ll spill. Same with these waves. Hit ’em wrong, and you’ll dump out or get deposited out the side of the wave far short of the beach. There’s a trick to it; in fact it’s the same move you’d make on actual water, so try that before you complain that it’s the Wave Rezzer that’s at fault.

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Prowl the 7 Seas with this Stealth Excursion Submarine

June 30, 2013Uncategorizedblakesea, boat, ejgold, marine, second life, sports, submarine, undersea, watergorebagg

Excursion Submarine

No, you can’t use this at the Ashram, but you CAN sail this subsea subterfuge submarine out of my Secret SmogOps Blake UnderSea Submarine Pens, into an ocean of thousands and thousands of sims, in a huge superworld, Blake Sea & Beyond!

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News, Breasts & Weather

February 1, 2012Uncategorizedbig-breasted, bosom, breast, breasts, commercial, mammary, naked, news, newscaster, nude, spokesperson, sports, weathergorebagg

I figure you’ve noticed the movement toward big-breasted nearly-naked and even entirely naked women newscasters, anchorpersons, weather girls and spokespersons in commercials, but have you taken note of the sudden increase in the cup-size of said breasts, and the alarmingly exponential levels of nudity of these ample newsgirls?

Just in case you hadn’t, I thought I’d Continue reading →