Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s Bitch,

And it’s kill the bill, kill the bill. He’s not been a patriot and never will.

Moscow Mitch is a mighty mean man, Won’t keep the Russians off of our voting hand.

Moscow Mitch, up on a hill, Pickin’ his nose with a hundred-dollar bill.

Moscow Mitch took a wife, She’s immigrated, but she don’t live the life.

Goin’ north, east south and west, Paper ballots stickin’ out of my vest.

Buy me a stick as long as my arm, Vote in the Senate to drop the bomb.

Got a vote in the Senate gonna give them pain, I can’t miss ’cause I got dead aim.

Moscow Mitch, he ain’t so bad, Whupped his mama, beat up his dad.

Early one morning, standing in the rain Round the bend come a long freight train.

Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s bitch.

He’s just Putin’s little Senate bitch, that’s what’s become of Moscow Mitch.