Not From Around Here

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I hesitate to sign the name I first assumed when I landed on Earth. My UFO crashed, as you probably already know if we’ve met and you asked me about the antennae that extend, from time to time, out the top of my head. My first identity, which I thought blended perfectly with the environment of the time was “Joe Green”. These days it would’ve been perfect, but to the Sumerians, it didn’t make any sense, and they weren’t into Italian opera. Anyhow, so many folks have asked me this, I might as well give a straight answer:

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Jedrik’s Custom Goddess Orb

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What would the above-average work-dedicated individual want for a birthday present? It wouldn’t be something frivolous or foolish, unless humor was indicated. I decided to spend about nine intense hours making this custom orb and, yes, that’s Jedrik in the coin disks and I’m behind the counter, just exactly where I used to stand. The shop is a very precise rendering of my actual shop on Sunset Strip, back in the Summer of Love, 1967. I’m dressed in black armor as you see, and that’s what you’d be wearing, too. We only have the one model available for custom jobs — it’s face only, at the moment, at a cost of $699 for the whole custom job, about 9-10 hours of my time, plus the time of four others to create models, edit the orb after customizing, package the “bundle”, find and load images and sounds, plop it all into a smart installer, and upload the thing on the net so you can download and install it at home. You have to pay for all the custom work I don’t do — I charge nothing for my own labor — I’m happy to be of service! At some point, I’ll pass the job on to others, but at the moment, I’m the only one who can do it.

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The Wheel — Grind Yourself Away on this one!!!

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Yessireebob, I think this is a goodie and a half. You get a very streamlined all-business level to run. Let’s see how you handle it! I’ve put a few fun twists into The Wheel, expecting it’ll not be the choice of the average run-of-the-mill person who happens to run a mill. This is very different from all the other Remedies, so be aware of that when downloading it. Do not recommend this to a noob! Look to download this sometime in the next few days. Keep an eye on urthgame.com every day for new items, levels, downloads, weearables, keepsakes, home enhancements, and of course, the latest news!

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Unleash Your Goddess Powers

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Goddess is finally uploaded on the download site and ready for you to get hold of and jump into. But first, a few words about Goddess…

Sure, you’re a Goddess. What woman isn’t? And some men. But what exactly do you do as a Goddess? You see, most Goddesses of the ancient variety didn’t have to do housework, weren’t members of bridge clubs, seldom went shopping with their BFF, had no text messages beeping at them every ten minutes and didn’t work on the side as soccer moms. There’s not a lot of opportunity to do Goddess Business when you’re stuck in a pair of pantyhose, standing on 5 inch spike heels in a mini-skirt, bending over a file drawer with a low-cut blouse, all for the purpose of getting a raise from the boss; take that any way you like, it’s the truth, it’s how business is done.

So where’s the profit in the Goddess Business??? Given that for at least ten hours a day you’re stuck in some kind of traffic or other, whether on the Freeway or at the water cooler. If we were in grade school, I’d say it’s long past due Time for Recess.

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Why Is It Always The Same?

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Some folks, not all, are asking “Why are all the Remedy Levels the same? The answer is very simple. The act of running any Prosperity Level is, if you examine it carefully, a Ritual.

It does all the visualizing for you, and leads you from one point to the next in a sort of “Paper Chase” all over the map to the finish point. All along the way, you dissolve Karma and accumulate good energies and hopefully the Wisdom to use it.

It is in fact a ritualized form of cybernetic meditation. The computer merely guides your vision and you control your reactions. Simple. Easy. Effective.

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Karma Burn is Here

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I’ve been working on Karma Burn rather intensely and relentlessly for the past few nights. What’s a few more hours to get it working exactly the way I want it to? I’d be loath to release it before I was satisfied that everything worked. Not just most things. Everything. It does. But there are questions, one of which is “Why when I pick up some things, I get nothing?” You haven’t been paying attention to life very much, have you?

Karma Burn doesn’t merely imitate life, it is life. What’s going on in that screen is real to the folks your computer screen is showing you. That screenshot conveys the action that’s happening right now, this very second, to you, in another dimension. How you’re able to see this is called “Spooky Action At A Distance”, the phrase invented by legendary physicist Albert Einstein. It simply means that something can affect something else at great distances without any obvious connection. The coupling factor may remain unknown forever, but an engineer with the corrected formulas can still make it work.

How does Karma Burn work?

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49 Days Bardo Cleanser — It’s Here!!!

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Finally. I’ve been working on this little beauty for quite a while — about 35 years has gone into it at the moment. I’m working on a full-bore Bardo Temple, with 7 giant halls, each with a rotunda and seven chambers with all your Bardo Buddies, like the Horse-Faced Girl and the Blue Round-Eyed Buzbug. Oh, yeah, they’re in there waiting for you. Only thing, there’s nothing in there that’s gonna harm you, mess you up, jump on you, drop on you from the ceiling, shoot you from a distance…nothing like that is going to happen. You can’t drown in the water or crisp yourself into bacon by plummeting into the hot lava. No level of violence at all. Sounds like a loser videogame without violence, eh? Wrong. You wait to see how many folks welcome a game that actually works to free them from organic slavery!

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Heal My Pet

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It’s safe, it’s instant and it’s easy. All you do is run as your pet through the Labyrinth, taking the healing indications as they come. No experience necessary. Let me know how you do with this. If you’re inclined to do so, you could run through as “Storm” — he’s the little guy in the video. Merely press “P” to enter the name of the pet you’re running. Those who knew Stormie will readily recognize his funny run, which took four hours to get just exactly right in the model. I might be able to do a custom model and game for your pet, if wanted. The level has been tested and will be posted sometime in the next few hours.

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