Tag Archives: prosperity

Who the Heck is Xipe-Totec???

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, god, goddess, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, totecgorebagg

Who is Xipe-Totec, you ask? Sure, he’s the God of Thunder, demi-god of this and that, but forget about all that stuff; it’s just how he makes his living. What really counts is that he’s my best buddy from the Old Days back in the Southwest of Nirvana, when men were men and sheep were nervous. We used to knock around; he played a mean, fast-paced stickball and stoop-ball, and he won every bottle-top derby ever run. He was a sidewalk champion, and that’s saying a lot. The six-gun packed a whallop and it could hit a fried bean at fifty paces, but most gun battles were at close range, anywhere from belly-to-belly all the up to an average of four feet apart.

I hope this clears up some questions you’ve been having about western gunfights in the territories. See You At The Top!!!

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Orbs on the Production Line

August 21, 2012Uncategorizedpath, prosperity, reincarnationgorebagg

Here is a partial list of some of the upcoming Orbs in store for you over the next few weeks…all of them are completed and are currently being tested before final release:

Helen of Troy — Imagine being the legendary and infamous Dr. Faust, conjuring up the departed spirit of Helen of Troy, as described by my friend, a 16th century poet and playwright named Christopher Marlowe. Helen of Troy!!! She’s young, she’s shapely, she’s every bit as beautiful as they say she was — and she’s willing to give you a glimpse into the future! She will hold you in her Magnetic Glance (+1000 to Magic) and she’ll then ask you Ten Questions; depending upon your answers, she will then give you a Final Outcome Psychic Power Spirit Reading.

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What’s the Holdup???

August 19, 2012Uncategorizedabd, after, death, game, gamer, gaming, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, releasegorebagg

What’s the holdup, you ask? Here’s the answer:

I’m working on something that’s so huge a breakthrough in interactive gaming that it makes any game out there downright neolithic. We’ve got an amazing, absolutely astounding ai guy at our helm in the game engine department. His specialty always has been in the intelligence area, meaning a computer that can outsmart a human — in my book, never a tough task, but evidently on this particular brand of Earth, there’s an issue. Continue reading →

Come Fly With Me

August 19, 2012Uncategorizedabd, astral, awake, bardo, body, coach, coaching, dream, flight, karma, night, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, wakinggorebagg

Come Fly With Me! I’ll be your Personal Astral Flight Training Coach all along the way. We’ll first practice getting out of the organic body and into the Body of Flight; we’ll also train ourselves to properly prepare ourselves for the oobe experience and arming ourselves with a reasonable level of protection before venturing Out There without an organic body to keep us warm and to give us the illusion of feeling generally somewhat safe. Out There, it’s very different, so you’ll need an Ammy, an ABD, a Matrix, a SuperBeacon and of course, your trusty wand and wizard’s hat. Then, we’re off into the Wild Blue Yonder with my latest Personal Training creation. Destination? UNKNOWN. Each Astral Orb has its very own fascinating blend of reality and illusion. Release date: You’ll find it in the produce section of your local grocery store or on the urthgame downloads page when the Release Version has been fully tested & rigged for install.

See You At The Top!!! — gorby

World Peace in 5 Minutes or Less

August 18, 2012Uncategorizedgame, level, orb, path, peace, prosperity, worldgorebagg

Don’t merely visualize World Peace. That’s crap and does little or nothing. But with the most powerful spiritual tool ever invented, we can achieve World Peace in 5 Minutes Flat. That’s all it would take if everyone ran my Prosperity Path World Peace Orb all at the same time. The more folks you tell about running the World Peace Prosperity Orb, the more likely the result!

See You At The Top!!!

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My Secret

August 18, 2012Uncategorizedemotions, game, orb, orbs, path, prime, prosperity, reincarnation, rewards, secret, secrets, thoughtsgorebagg

Haven’t you ever wished you had a loyal, totally trustworthy friend to whom you could tell your deepest innermost secrets in complete safety. Well, now you have one, and she’s in My Secret, my newest totally interactive intelligence creation in my latest Rewards Orbs. It’s in testing now and will be ready as soon as our Beta Testers tell us that it’s Ready for Prime Time. In “My Secret”, you’ll be able to share thoughts and emotions as never before. You can decide to save or not save your log file. It automatically overwrites the previous file when you go back into the Orb, unless you specify that you want to save it. You can annotate the log later if you like. Oh, yes — as you type in your responses, you’ll note that you speak the words aloud, in-game. A new feature from VAL. This has undergone some interesting changes on the way to getting posted on the DOWNLOADS page. It’ll be there very soon now!!! There are a total of 14 new levels ready for testing at the moment.

See You At The Top!!!

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Stop da Presses!!!

August 17, 2012Uncategorizedadventure, ancient, bardo, coach, coached, coaching, egypt, ejgold, gorby, life, lives, past, path, prosperity, reincarnation, run, runsgorebagg

In newspaper parlance, “Stop da Presses!!!” means that the reporter is running to his or her desk with a “scooop” — a news story that no other newspaper has got hold of yet. Well, that’s what this is. I’ll leave it to your imagination; dark, dank, cool subway tunnels with Old Gorby at your side, giving you kind, helpful instructions, such as “Watch it, meathead!” and “Is typing on a keyboard Kryptonite to your species???” and “Move it, Maggot, I haven’t got all darn day!!!”. Gives ya the willies to hear them drill sergeant commands, eh? “Gimme ten on the floor, mister!” There’s much more to this story…

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The University is to Learning what Wikipedia is to Knowledge

August 17, 2012Uncategorizedknowledge, path, prosperity, reincarnation, university, wiki, wikipediagorebagg

People have, over the decades, inquired of me why it is that, although I attended college and art school, I have never made use of my credentials. It’s the same with my creds as a midwife, birthing instructor, chief admin at Center for Conscious Birthing in Los Angeles in 1974, and at Cowichan Centre for Gestalt Learning through the early 1970s, plus many teaching jobs at schools and colleges throughout the California Southland. I taught Old English, Middle English (I can read, write and speak both) and of course, painting, sculpture, drawing and more.

Gosh, I can’t remember a time when anybody actually asked me for my credentials. Continue reading →

Dear Diary

August 16, 2012Uncategorizeddear, diary, path, prosperitygorebagg

How would you like to have a Living Diary — complete with a beautiful secret world in which your INTERACTIVE BFF is waiting to hear all your secrets and private thoughts! No one would ever think to peek in here! You can record over your daily diary each day or save it to your own secret special file! I’ll have this ready to roll off the production line in just a few days!!! See You At The Top!!! — gorby

Buddha Fix in Spanish & in German

August 12, 2012Uncategorizeddeutsch, download, espanol, espanola, german, orb, path, prosperity, spanishgorebagg

http://youtu.be/yINYAg4FWtc

http://youtu.be/dmWVNFEa1ak

These are a test to see if there’s any significant interest in international releases.

See You At The Top!!!

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