Seance with Princess Diana

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That’s the one I’m working on this morning. A seance with Princess Diana! Think of it! There you are, face-to-face with the amazing, astounding super-celebrity of All Time, Princess Diana, moon goddess, formidable huntress and most beautiful blue-eyed blond-haired daughter of Jupiter and Latona, born on the island of Delos, same as me, back in the day. Her twin brother Apollo already has a clientele of his own in my Oracle Class Orbs. A midwife named Egeria and a woodcutter named Virbius helped her out when she went into business with the very first Free Womens’ Clinic of the Moon back in the day.  Diana, along with her two “maiden” sisters Minerva and Vesta, swore never to marry. Of course, this didn’t prohibit fooling around once in a while. Diana is often painted as a naked huntress or a royal personage on a shopping spree, but she claims it’s her head plopped onto someone else’s body in a sort of Renaissance version of Adobe Photoshop. Go figure.

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Scary Ghosts for Halloween?

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Yes, indeed; I’m currently putting the finishing touches on “Seance”, which is a Seance Class Orb, of course, the granddaddy of them all. Other Seance Orbs will feature a variety of notorious celebrities of the past and a few from other far-flung galaxies. Basically, here’s the breakdown:

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Secret Area in Orb???

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               Diane at Les & Mike Nicola Twins Market, circa 1966 — photo by ej gold

So…you found a Secret Area in an Orb? Big deal, there are plenty of them. Some you can get into with some trouble and a bit of knowledge. Others you no way will ever get into — those are rooms that hold certain…well, certain secrets. Thing better left untouched. But what Kyle found is nothing more than the interior of Gorby’s Place, reachable from the door of Gorby’s Cafe just across the street from the Compleat Enchanter Magic Shop. However, you’ll note that the door is locked and, although you can’t read it, there’s a tiny sticker on the doorknob that reads: “Out to Lunch”. You want secret areas? Tell me so, and I’ll start building them into the Big Guys, the Nimbus Class Orbs. I wanted to get on and tell you about this so you didn’t spin your wheels looking for an answer. In some maps, Gorby’s interior was removed. In the one to which Kyle is referring, the interior was left in because it will in advanced training have a use and a key that can be found somewhere in the Orb.

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Groovin’ On a Sunday Afternoon

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       Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold

I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.

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Ready Today

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In testing at this very moment is “Burnout”. We all know it very well; you’re a mystery writer, and you can’t stare another murder in the face. You’re an accountant and the sight of a number in a stack of gas station prices sends you into overwhelm. You’re a mom, and the thought of getting up from the couch where you’re slumped in total exhaustion is so impossible, you just sit and stare. Burnout. At home, you can deal with it or not. At work, you have to deal with it or lose your job. Got Burnout? Try Burnout, you’ll like it. Energized and revitalized, you’ll go back to work and like it.

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On The Drawing Board

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You can put a lot of swag into your window-dressing and say that Spirit only addresses Spirit, that nothing can be or should be done about one’s personal life. I say that’s total Urban Legend. Nobody of any great spiritual stature of any kind ever said anything like that. In spite of tales of starving holy men, it’s not necessary to punish your body to feed the spirit. There is a median path, the Prosperity Path. Get exactly what you need to fulfill your life and earn the skills and knowledge to take on the higher responsibilities that come with spiritual evolution; you need no more, and I can prove it to you. You needed no more than you had to get where you are now. QED.

With that in mind — On the Drawing Board for this week at the Orb Factory:

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Color Therapy???

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I use color & radiation in the Orbs. Sure, if you’re thinking of Spiritual Therapy, you’d be right in calling Prosperity Path a Color Therapy System…sort of. Well, “sort of”, because it’s not exactly color. Color is…it’s…um…well, color is local. It’s what the item isn’t, vibrationally speaking. The way color works is that it’s the resultant reflection of every color except what the item isn’t, so naturally it looks as if it is. See? It’s all very simple, even a four-year old can understand it. Unfortunately, adults have a problem with color and radiation, so it’s harder to explain. Lemme take another run at it:

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Human Rebirth

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Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

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Line Forms Here

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After the Launching Party this past weekend for Prosperity Path Oracle Orbs, we’ve received dozens of emails thanking us for “the best weekend I’ve ever spent” or some variant thereof. I’m thrilled that folks are getting benefit from Prosperity Path, but remember, there’s a trick to make it work better: do it for someone else. There’s nothing more powerful to boost your positive Karma than the Way of Service. Usually, it’s hard to get into the Way of Service and it generally requires years of training. Not so, with the advent of Prosperity Path.

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