Grab a Guitar & Join the War!!!

March 15, 2017Uncategorizedamerika, bill of rights, citizen, comedy, comic, constitution, ej gold, equality, folk song, four freedoms, freedom, funny, gorby, gorebagg, hilarious, leslieann, past life, past lives, political, politics, power of song, protest song, reinarnation, routine, satire, standupgorebagg

LeslieAnn ripping into Trump at a recent comedy performance in Reno.

Feeling helpless? Is Trump too much in your face all the time? Are you sick of hearing his voice and seeing his stupid wig flapping around in the breeze? Do you wish you had a photo of the bald Donald Trump to post on your facebook page?

Well, despair no longer, bunkie. Your days of frustration are over, and Donald Trump’s are just beginning. The Power of Song is greater than you think. It’s more than reason, more than persuasion, much more than mere influence.

Song is the basis of shamanic magic, did you know that?

In ALL spiritual practices, song is used to convey prayer, to build thought-forms, to open portals, gateways, doorways and StarGates.

Sound has power, but you already knew that. Okay, so how to harness it for a specific purpose?

Well, first, you have to have a purpose, and that means some sort of target effect, so you can measure your success. There can be no greater purpose than to regain your country and your freedoms and to help others who are too helpless to help themselves do this by teaching them HOW TO RESIST TYRANNY. Continue reading →

Comedy Gag Elements for a Presidential Comedy Routine

March 13, 2017Uncategorizedabsurdity, comedy, crazy, donald trump, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, humor, insane, jal, mental illness, npd, politics, reincarnation, routine, standup, theater, theatre, trump, washington, white house, witgorebagg

PRESIDENTIAL COMEDY ROUTINE

Do you feel like punching Donald Trump right in his bulbous red nose? You wouldn’t be alone, but it’d be a big mistake to let that rage take you over. That’s exactly what Donald Trump wants, is your permanent rage, because that means you’re giving him the attention he needs and craves and must have every minute of every day.

How would you like to convert that rage and frustration into something good and peaceful and contributory and gentle and kind and loving and wonderful and beneficial to all beings everywhere?

That’s exactly the point of the Spiritual Technology which I used to call “CONVERSION”, the fundamental basis for a system I once called “Anger Management”, given in the form of workshops in 1964 and 1965. I don’t use the term anymore, because it was popularized and turned into a money machine and I want no part of that action, thank you very much.

Conversion is the plan. Sure, you feel lousy and miserable, and befouled and angry and frustrated and annoyed and fearful and distrustful. These must be converted solidly into positive energy, and the best energy beam ever made was and always will be “Waves of Enlightenment”.

They act like waves, so the subject is more or less continually beaten on the head to wake up and see the Light — in short, “Get fucking Enlightened NOW!”

You start with the lower emotions and sensations, of course. It always starts with something small.

Anger, rage, frustration.

But wait!!! Those are the very same symptoms felt all day and all night by Donald Trump! How is that Possible? He’s a multibillionaire and has anything and anyone he wants in his pocket, bedroom or twitter account, or so it would seem.

As a Remote Reader, I know the truth. He’s actually in debt up to his eyeballs, and is under the power of those who give him bailout money to keep his financial empire from going under, which it has nearly done several dozen times in a row. Continue reading →

THERE HAS BEEN A MAJOR SHIFT — READ ON

February 9, 2017Uncategorizedadministration, congress, democrat, ej gold, elizabeth warren, gorby, gorebagg, meditation, party, politics, practices, president, reincarnation, senate, spiritual, spiritual practices, trump, vote, warren, work, zombiesgorebagg

THERE HAS BEEN A MAJOR SHIFT

I never talk politics, couldn’t be less interested, and I’m not talking politics, now. I’m defending my freedoms, and yours, too, whether you know it or not, even if you don’t live in Amerika.

Am I a Democrat? No, emphatically not. A Republican, then? No, I’m not a Republican. I’m a visitor to this planet, an off-worlder, and have no local political interests or ambitions.

In fact, I have NO other interest than to bring the Teaching to a sad and angry little planet full of violent morons screaming in pain and agony, killing each other and destroying their legacy and history.

Bringing the Teaching. Haw, Haw!!! What a hopeless task THAT is, but I keep trying.

Push even the most peaceful of Pacifists up against the WALL and hold him there for a while, and sooner or later, you’ll wind up on the floor. Punch me once, you won’t get a second chance. Not ever.

That’s what happened when Senator Elizabeth Warren got pushed up against the wall by the Republican Majority in the Senate. READ ON… Continue reading →

Election Jitters? Here’s the Quote of the Day for you to Ponder…

October 20, 2016Uncategorizedej gold, election, gorby, gorby science, gorebagg, jitters, past life, past lives, political, politics, prediction, president, reincarnation, sciencegorebagg

my latest campaign poster from planet Urth.

Benjamin Franklin coined a lot of phrases and gave birth to thousands of Wise Sayings, among which is “A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned”. What the hell can you do with a penny, when a candy bar costs six dollars and a cup of coffee sets you back ten bucks with the tip?

A penny saved is nothing, unless it’s a mint error, and that’s where knowledge cuts the difference and becomes a game-changer.

Don’t fret about the coming election. Things happen regardless of who seems to be in power, and things are about to happen in a big way.

Watch “Through the Wormhole”, “Ancient Aliens” and “Ancient Discoveries” to get some reality on how MUCH is already known, and how powerfully it agrees with what shamans and holy persons have been saying all along. Continue reading →