3 Questions:
- Honestly, have you ever seen ANY President in the news every single day for the first 100 days of office? Have you EVER???
- Have you ever seen BREAKING NEWS come in right on top of BREAKING NEWS???
- Is this your first world war?
If you answered 2 out of 3 correctly, you should be observing the first of many mushroom-shaped clouds rising on the horizon or just above where you used to be a second ago.
Had you read “SlimeWars” and “My Life as a Boy”, you’d know what happened to you when they ask you in the Afterlife how you died.
You won’t have to admit that you stepped on a rake.