That’s right, the title of this little dissertation is “Hit The Bottle!” spoken in “Ithegah”, a secret form of gibberish code that actually is a crypto language spoken by many sorority sisters.

The method is simple — insert “ithegah” like corned beef between two slices of rye, which would be: “lithehike cithigorned bethegheef” etc., more or less.

It takes a few tries to get it, not like Pig Latin, which anybody can speak the first time they try — that’s “Ig-Pay Atin-Lay” in the vernacular. Continue reading →