What’s the holdup, you ask? Here’s the answer:
I’m working on something that’s so huge a breakthrough in interactive gaming that it makes any game out there downright neolithic. We’ve got an amazing, absolutely astounding ai guy at our helm in the game engine department. His specialty always has been in the intelligence area, meaning a computer that can outsmart a human — in my book, never a tough task, but evidently on this particular brand of Earth, there’s an issue. Continue reading
Come Fly With Me! I’ll be your Personal Astral Flight Training Coach all along the way. We’ll first practice getting out of the organic body and into the Body of Flight; we’ll also train ourselves to properly prepare ourselves for the oobe experience and arming ourselves with a reasonable level of protection before venturing Out There without an organic body to keep us warm and to give us the illusion of feeling generally somewhat safe. Out There, it’s very different, so you’ll need an Ammy, an ABD, a Matrix, a SuperBeacon and of course, your trusty wand and wizard’s hat. Then, we’re off into the Wild Blue Yonder with my latest Personal Training creation. Destination? UNKNOWN. Each Astral Orb has its very own fascinating blend of reality and illusion. Release date: You’ll find it in the produce section of your local grocery store or on the urthgame downloads page when the Release Version has been fully tested & rigged for install.
See You At The Top!!! — gorby
Don’t merely visualize World Peace. That’s crap and does little or nothing. But with the most powerful spiritual tool ever invented, we can achieve World Peace in 5 Minutes Flat. That’s all it would take if everyone ran my Prosperity Path World Peace Orb all at the same time. The more folks you tell about running the World Peace Prosperity Orb, the more likely the result!
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
Haven’t you ever wished you had a loyal, totally trustworthy friend to whom you could tell your deepest innermost secrets in complete safety. Well, now you have one, and she’s in My Secret, my newest totally interactive intelligence creation in my latest Rewards Orbs. It’s in testing now and will be ready as soon as our Beta Testers tell us that it’s Ready for Prime Time. In “My Secret”, you’ll be able to share thoughts and emotions as never before. You can decide to save or not save your log file. It automatically overwrites the previous file when you go back into the Orb, unless you specify that you want to save it. You can annotate the log later if you like. Oh, yes — as you type in your responses, you’ll note that you speak the words aloud, in-game. A new feature from VAL. This has undergone some interesting changes on the way to getting posted on the DOWNLOADS page. It’ll be there very soon now!!! There are a total of 14 new levels ready for testing at the moment.
See You At The Top!!!
gore
In newspaper parlance, “Stop da Presses!!!” means that the reporter is running to his or her desk with a “scooop” — a news story that no other newspaper has got hold of yet. Well, that’s what this is. I’ll leave it to your imagination; dark, dank, cool subway tunnels with Old Gorby at your side, giving you kind, helpful instructions, such as “Watch it, meathead!” and “Is typing on a keyboard Kryptonite to your species???” and “Move it, Maggot, I haven’t got all darn day!!!”. Gives ya the willies to hear them drill sergeant commands, eh? “Gimme ten on the floor, mister!” There’s much more to this story…
People have, over the decades, inquired of me why it is that, although I attended college and art school, I have never made use of my credentials. It’s the same with my creds as a midwife, birthing instructor, chief admin at Center for Conscious Birthing in Los Angeles in 1974, and at Cowichan Centre for Gestalt Learning through the early 1970s, plus many teaching jobs at schools and colleges throughout the California Southland. I taught Old English, Middle English (I can read, write and speak both) and of course, painting, sculpture, drawing and more.
Gosh, I can’t remember a time when anybody actually asked me for my credentials. Continue reading
How would you like to have a Living Diary — complete with a beautiful secret world in which your INTERACTIVE BFF is waiting to hear all your secrets and private thoughts! No one would ever think to peek in here! You can record over your daily diary each day or save it to your own secret special file! I’ll have this ready to roll off the production line in just a few days!!! See You At The Top!!! — gorby
http://youtu.be/yINYAg4FWtc
http://youtu.be/dmWVNFEa1ak
These are a test to see if there’s any significant interest in international releases.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
Now, at last, you no longer need travel down the Blacktop-Paved Highway of Good Intentions to get to Hell; you can download it and jump right on into the fire and brimstone right away! Why wait? Avoid the Christmas Rush! Experience Hell today!
Quite seriously running through a Fear Object like Hell or Death or Hair Loss can reduce its power immensely! Try it, you’ll like it! See You At The Top!!! — gorby
According to many self-styled experts on the subject, it isn’t enough to be Mostly-Perfect, you hafta be totally 100% Perfect in order to get into Heaven. I say that’s a bunch of horse-puckey. First of all, anybody can be Perfect. It’s proving that you’re Perfect that counts, and that, of course, is impossible, because part of Perfection is being humble, and humility is not what Proving Your Perfection is all about. It’s really quite simple. I’ll explain: