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DETOX Karma Wash Class Orbs

September 17, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, detox, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, magic, Music, orb, path, play, prosperity, reincarnation, shamangorebagg

Yeah, detox — Purify, Cleanse, Expunge, Flush and Irradiate. What that means is to shred the target, such as “Anger”, with repeated bombardments of intense Bardo Radiations — yellow, red, blue, green, violet and other, more subtle vibrations in the visible light spectrum, and many more in higher and lower spectra. Sound frequencies are tapped for resonance effects, to make ELF (Extreme Low Frequency) standing waves, which translate into energy-release and reduced composite waves. In addition, add a touch of Guru’s Grace, a dash of peppery Parallel Universe, just a smidgen of humor to make things go better, and as a topping, a blast of Voidness at the end. It’s fun and effective — you’ll feel it as it’s happening — and that’s a guarantee. Totally immersive environment and stunning graphics make this my rave fave. I’m working day and night, on a variety of vital DETOX Karma Wash levels just for you!

See You At The Top!!!

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Anger Management???

September 16, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Anger Management, hell, give me Absence of Anger anytime, and with the Anger Karma Wash, with its Anger-Dissolving Radiations, Extra Buffer Wheels, Hot Flash Zapper Sprays, and (at no extra charge) our Super Special Jet Wax Finish, you should feel better in no time flat! It’s in testing now, should be ready sometime this afternoon or tonight. Anger is a direct result of Karma, so a Karma Reduction is definitely in order if you’re in Anger right now.

See You At The Top!!!

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Halloween Horrors Karma Wash

September 10, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

This is an offering for Halloween — a rolling rush through nightmare alley, with a karma wash to boot! Perfect gift for the kid in you, with a choice between a young boy and a young girl as your Avatar. Monsters everywhere, and some of them even talk to you and ask you how you’re doing. As with all Prosperity Path Orbs, nothing bad will ever happen to you in a Prosperity Path Orb — Only good things will happen!!! Sure, the monsters are scary, but they’re friendly and they’re here to listen! This is a Living American Book of the Dead!!! You will be amazed at the immersiveness of the experience, and the amount of “jolt” you get from the radiations! See You At The Top!!! — gorby

Why the Long Lag???

September 10, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, drums, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, life, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Experienced Prosperity Path runners will have noticed by now that there is a noticeable lag between the time you say something and the time the deity or guide responds or acknowledges your message. You can use this to your great advantage. The longer the lag, the greater the distance. If you’re trying to grapple onto PWL322c, for example, which translates out to Parallel World L322c, and the lag is around a minute, the best you can hope for is to get within 5 miles of the target. If the lag shortens, it means you’re closer to your Overlay or Cap on your target Parallel Universe Persona and the more likely will be a good solid coupling factor, or a closer-fitting 11th Dimension Quantum Connection. You can count the intervening seconds, “one locomotive, two locomotive” etc., just as you would count the seconds between lightning and thunder (speed of light vs. slower speed of sound) to determine how far away the strike was from your location.

Gorby’s 60-Second Karma Wash

September 8, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, gamer, games, gaming, karma, karmawash, level, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

I’ve often said it; “Going through the Bardo Cleansing Process is like going through a car wash. And now we have it. Gorby’s Karma Wash. Takes only three minutes to run through it, and you’ll love the feeling of clean-ness that comes with it. I’ll have it ready for download in a few hours, with any luck.

Seance with Princess Diana

September 7, 2012Uncategorizedcoach, dead, death, diana, dying, orb, paparazzi, path, princess, princessdi, prosperity, seancegorebagg

That’s the one I’m working on this morning. A seance with Princess Diana! Think of it! There you are, face-to-face with the amazing, astounding super-celebrity of All Time, Princess Diana, moon goddess, formidable huntress and most beautiful blue-eyed blond-haired daughter of Jupiter and Latona, born on the island of Delos, same as me, back in the day. Her twin brother Apollo already has a clientele of his own in my Oracle Class Orbs. A midwife named Egeria and a woodcutter named Virbius helped her out when she went into business with the very first Free Womens’ Clinic of the Moon back in the day. Diana, along with her two “maiden” sisters Minerva and Vesta, swore never to marry. Of course, this didn’t prohibit fooling around once in a while. Diana is often painted as a naked huntress or a royal personage on a shopping spree, but she claims it’s her head plopped onto someone else’s body in a sort of Renaissance version of Adobe Photoshop. Go figure.

See You At The Top!!!

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Scary Ghosts for Halloween?

September 7, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, magic, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, song, workgorebagg

Yes, indeed; I’m currently putting the finishing touches on “Seance”, which is a Seance Class Orb, of course, the granddaddy of them all. Other Seance Orbs will feature a variety of notorious celebrities of the past and a few from other far-flung galaxies. Basically, here’s the breakdown:

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Secret Area in Orb???

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedorb, path, prosperitygorebagg

Diane at Les & Mike Nicola Twins Market, circa 1966 — photo by ej gold

So…you found a Secret Area in an Orb? Big deal, there are plenty of them. Some you can get into with some trouble and a bit of knowledge. Others you no way will ever get into — those are rooms that hold certain…well, certain secrets. Thing better left untouched. But what Kyle found is nothing more than the interior of Gorby’s Place, reachable from the door of Gorby’s Cafe just across the street from the Compleat Enchanter Magic Shop. However, you’ll note that the door is locked and, although you can’t read it, there’s a tiny sticker on the doorknob that reads: “Out to Lunch”. You want secret areas? Tell me so, and I’ll start building them into the Big Guys, the Nimbus Class Orbs. I wanted to get on and tell you about this so you didn’t spin your wheels looking for an answer. In some maps, Gorby’s interior was removed. In the one to which Kyle is referring, the interior was left in because it will in advanced training have a use and a key that can be found somewhere in the Orb.

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Groovin’ On a Sunday Afternoon

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold

I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.

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Ready Today

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shamangorebagg

In testing at this very moment is “Burnout”. We all know it very well; you’re a mystery writer, and you can’t stare another murder in the face. You’re an accountant and the sight of a number in a stack of gas station prices sends you into overwhelm. You’re a mom, and the thought of getting up from the couch where you’re slumped in total exhaustion is so impossible, you just sit and stare. Burnout. At home, you can deal with it or not. At work, you have to deal with it or lose your job. Got Burnout? Try Burnout, you’ll like it. Energized and revitalized, you’ll go back to work and like it.

See You At The Top!!!

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