How to Mint $1 Billion Dollars in NFTs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDeVv4imbJU

It’s not hard to mint a billion dollars in NFTs — I did it in less than a week. The real problem is getting rid of them.

I don’t mean delete them. That costs money, and you never know what will sell. It’s like trying to predict a viral video. There really ain’t no such animal.

Sure, some youtube creators get more than one viral video, but they can’t do it every time, because it’s a different set of factors every time. Continue reading

Do What You Like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GGBV-M9J6w

How to get an audience? Do what you like. Exercise your taste, your judgment, your viewpoint.

Don’t try to find the path to going viral. It’s not important, and going viral doesn’t really help you. There’s nothing to which you can apply the viral video. It stands by its lonesome.

You don’t need fame, don’t need fortune and you certainly don’t need viral videos to accomplish your work-aim for this lifetime.

What you DO need is a high discipline, and that’s what I’m encouraging folks to take on, the High Discipline of NFTs and SWFTs, Nifties and Swifties. Continue reading

What’s the Secret of NFTs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQaWFVuYIs

That’s a real good question. I happen to be a famous artist. To confirm this simple fact, you have merely to google me. Yep, I’m famous, all right. I’ve had more than my fair share of Warhol’s equally famous “15 Minutes of Fame”, but fame is not the formula for success.

Fame won’t get you very far unless it’s promoted. Without constant promotion, fame is fleeting. Heck, it is, even if you grow the brand for years and years. Eventually, all things crumble and fall, and your fame and personal fortune are no exception. Continue reading

“If you’re so famous, how come you’re on opensea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D56bRQTSANA

Wow, what a good question. First of all, it’s easy to determine if I’m famous or not — google me. Okay, that’s settled. Now let’s discuss what good that does anyone, but before we do that, let’s talk about the second part of that first question of the first part?

In short, how come a famous Listed in Who’s Who artist can be found among the bums standing around the square on opensea? Continue reading

NFT Magic Charms

Coming Soon: UTILITY NFTs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvSptROEBgE

Utility? Yes, my NFTs have utility. They carry Blessings and Power Prayers and release them in your cellphone through the MetaMask Wallet, making your cellphone a source of potent spiritual energy.

What it does, in fact, is initiate a tiny Vortex inside your cellphone, which creates a funnel-effect, connecting a High Remedy with your MetaMask Wallet, which in turn does a synaptic jump direct to you.

You will notice the slight “blast-effect” in your heart, feeling slightly or greatly uplifted in the process. Continue reading

Just Add Water …

I’ve posted a number of portraits that have accumulated over the years as NFTs — I put them up on OceanSpray — no, I mean “OpenSea”, of course — and here’s how they work:

  • BUY BUTTON — The Blessings activate when YOU turn them on by hitting the “BUY” button on the aforementioned NFT on “OceanSpray”. I keep saying that, just to be funny, but it could well backfire. I of course meant “OpenSea”.
  • THEY STACK — The Blessings I’ve posted in the form of NFTs are synergistic — they work better together than alone — teamwork works.
  • THEY WORK — Guaranteed to bring you better luck, more happiness, more work opportunities.
  • HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS — They work to bring about higher consciousness, emanating in all directions from their particular Nexus-Node on the cloud.

The very act of buying the NFT constitutes asking for help. “Learning How to Ask for Help” is the very first lesson in the ABD, and the only one you really HAVE to learn. Continue reading

How I Acquired Over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, Absolutely FREE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W-qHZZFOsM&t=1s

That’s right, over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, and I got them totally free, and what’s more, I’m going to tell you how and where I got them, and what I’m going to do with them.

Where did you get that NFT?

Answer? I didn’t “get” it — I made it and minted it myself on my very own OpenSea page, and it’s for sale — do you like it? Continue reading

Half a Chance to Make a Million

CRYPTO USB NFT Wallet Card: EJ Gold “Desert Rose Bath Crystals” – 10 for $390.00

Think of it — you’ve got wall space in one of the biggest and most successful art galleries on the internet, OpenSea. Maybe it’s not juried, not especially known for its glamor, but actually it has some pretty good local and recent artists, and they’re flourishing.

In days gone by, you’d have four shows at the most, per year, and that’s at four different galleries. They generally have a three-year waiting period to have a show, and that’s if you’re good and your art sells well. Continue reading

Hamilton-Satoshi Bitcoin Rap Battle

Don’t be fighting this trend. It will overwhelm those who resist it. I’ll tell you right now, this is the wave of the future, like it or not. It is so effing mainstream that they are making a Broadway musical about it, and then there are these youtube videos, hilarious but true.

Soon, the blockchain will be overcome, and prices will go down for trades. That’s a fact, very much underlined in history. It’s at that point that you want to already be positioned in the marketplace, and you don’t want to pay the going price for initialization when the price of Ethereum has gone through the roof.

Pay the price now and get it over with. It’s gonna cost ya about $200.00 bucks to get set up to create, buy and sell this shit, so get on it now, while you still can. Continue reading