Tag Archives: Music

Win Powerball $1.6 Billion

November 5, 2022Uncategorizedcomedy, jazz, Music, parody, powerball, win powerballgorebagg

If you think it’s easy to win millions or billions of dollars at any sort of game of chance, especially the state lottery, you’re right. It’s easy to win, but much easier to lose. Here’s a 2009 video showing the lottery win, plus an alternative life-style to the millionaire:

Did we win at the lottery? Not I — it’s not my sort of thing. But my Mom did, and lived for another 20 years without doing anything but watching daytime TV and playing an occasional table game.

I took none of the winnings, and it turns out, some 35 years later, we live a beautiful life that can’t be bought with money, a Work Life, and I wouldn’t trade it for all the money in the world.

Especially all the money in the world. What would I want with that? If you’ve never had a LOT of money, you’ll think I’m making this up, but I’ve known hundreds of millionaires and a few billionaires, and hundreds of very successful movie stars, and they were all miserable. Continue reading →

ESCAPE! Videos #10

November 1, 2022Uncategorizedend of the world, fun, funny, laughter, midterms, Musicgorebagg

I’m going to try a new format this morning, where I just say whatever I want to say, and at the same time, run a few interesting and possibly funny videos past you, to take off some of the sting — but you need to know what’s going on, even while you’re laughing out loud.

So … Here we are, exactly one week away from the midterms, and there is no good news ahead — it’s all bad, starting with the loss of democracy and the annihilation of the vote, but wait! You can still have a few laughs before they come to get you, and here’s one of them:

The Purges have begun. When Trump is placed back in office — and he will be — everyone who has EVER been even SLIGHTLY critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the wall that the Mexicans were supposed to pay for.

I’ll definitely be among the first against the wall, for a variety of offenses including my political humor book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album, protest cartoons and videos and, of course, my 18 newly released video games that make fun of Trump and the allies he rode in on. Continue reading →

ESCAPE! Videos #9

October 29, 2022Uncategorizedcomedy, fun, laughter, Musicgorebagg

While you’re waiting for some asshole to attack you with a hammer in the middle of the night, you might as well play a video game or a couple of fun videos, so here’s your “Middle of the Night Awaiting Hammer Blows to the Head” video collection for the day.

I hope that the immanent destruction of your planet won’t inconvenience you terribly, but we must have bypasses, and this solar system is definitely in the way of progress. Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing. Exactly which thing it is that you won’t be feeling remains to be determined by chance.

Look at it this way — if the Republicans lose, they deny it, and march against the Dems. If the Republicans win, the Dems will curl up and die, because that’s what they always do. Dems are too damned civilized, and they don’t realize there’s a war going on in their own backyard.

So while you’re waiting for The End — which is, indeed, nigh — let’s have some fun and at the same time, let’s learn something. Continue reading →

The Downloadables

January 16, 2022Uncategorizedart, audio, books, ejgold, entertainment, gorby, gorebagg, jal, Music, reincarnation, social media, text messaging, theater, video, virtualgorebagg

apocalypse background forms new ZOOM game/activity

Here’s an application for the Godd™ Engine — a complete set of ZOOM backgrounds that can be used to create an atmosphere of commonality, meaning that everyone seems to be in more or less the same space.

This can work with Norton Street, too.

What you do is, when you have a good screenshot on your screen, COMPOSE it first, then when it’s EXACTLY right, press the “F4” button on your keyboard. This will send a screenshot to your screenshot file. Continue reading →

Darn Good Stuff Just Fer Youse

December 10, 2020Uncategorizedblues, classical, ejgold, folk, gorby, gorebagg, guitar, jal, jazz, Music, reincarnation, singinggorebagg

I seldom watch an entire video, but this caught my attention the whole time through. This should serve as an inspiration to you — just follow your own path and you will set yourself free.

If you have a few more minutes, how about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxi2GQ5SEVo

And here’s the result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwMCtKlFfXg

So there you have it — my secret method of creating multitrack blues videos, with drums, bass, rhythm guitar, lead guitar and solo and group vocals, up to a total of 8 distinct tracks, and I don’t have to ship them over the internet, match them up in sync, or wait a couple of weeks to get the tracks.

I’ll be going over the secret of multitrack blues videos at this morning’s meeting, so don’t miss out on it — be there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sylGjWa3lyw

Gotta go — have posted a buncha videos, and I’m mighty tuckered out. Maybe I’ll see you at the morning ZOOM ROOM.

See You At The Top!!!

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Magic Find Winners

June 26, 2020Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, magic, magic find, Music, reincarnation, shaman, video fungorebagg

Lemme show ya how to make money just watching videos and having fun all night long. First, tune in to youtube.com and then the fun begins …

I decided to go on a Shamanic Magic-Find Expedition on youtube, and this dueling horns and banjos is my leadoff piece — something you’d never find just flapping about doodling around looking for something unusual, which this emphatically is.

I’d recommend doing something like this in your own basement, if you happen to have the equipment, although 90% of the funny comes from the audience reactions. Continue reading →

Jazz Art Paintings for sale

April 5, 2018Uncategorizedart, art sales, coinology, collecting, education, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, iaje, jal, jazz, jazz education, jazzart, learn, Music, reincarnation, school, teachgorebagg

Herbie Hancock & Nancy Wilson with E.J. Gold Art Backdrop.

“ANGEL WINGS PIANO” E.J. Gold Acrylic on Canvas; double canvases 14′ wide by 9′ high, both signed & stage-marked, perfect condition, price $1,200,000.00. Continue reading →

You Ain’t Gonna Believe Yer Eyes!!!

June 19, 2017Uncategorizedart, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, jazz, magic, Music, photo, rug, tapestries, tapestry, tibet, wall hangingsgorebagg

mainImg — This Ashram Sailing Keychain is only $39.99, while they last!

Boy, am I excited! I came across a great little formula for CAFEPRESS, something that really works, really cooks, and really is easy as pie to make and maintain! Wow, I can hardly wait to tell you!

Okay, I won’t wait.

That keychain you see above is the basis for an idea that is gonna set you free, bunkie. Continue reading →

Using a Gaming Orb to Trigger Magical Effects

April 7, 2017Uncategorizedchenrig, dance, ej gold, enlightenment, folk, gorby, gorebagg, healing, magic, mana, meditation, Music, prayer, protest, reincarnation, rreality, shrine, sing, singer, singing, song, temple, the force, theater, virtualgorebagg

Gorby’s Place is a feature on my quantum version of Nikolskaya Street in Moscow.

One of the most unusual of times is that in which computers exist and games are tolerated, which happens all too seldom, what with the wide variety of repressive governments in place all over the galaxy, but at least for the moment, we can make Orbs and you’re allowed to download and install them, although for how long that will be is anybody’s guess.

Of course, “approved” games will always be available, but you won’t want to play them, and besides, my “games” are not really games at all — they merely rely on a gaming engine to deliver them and make them useful to you. Continue reading →

Get Out of the Boat & Push!!!

September 5, 2016Uncategorizedamazon, books, cd, dvd, ebay, ejgold, etsy, gorby, gorebagg, institute, jal, jewelry, list, market, Music, offerings, Popular, sales, sell, spoken word, talkgorebagg

Sugar Ray Leonard was a family friend -- he signed this to me, and it's for sale, to benefit the building project. — Sugar Ray Leonard was a family friend — he signed this to me when I ran “Jeff Gold Publicity” in Hollywood, and it’s up for sale, to benefit the building project.

Don’t forget that YOU DON’T NEED TO ACTUALLY WAREHOUSE ANY OF OUR PRODUCTS –we drop ship to your customer! No need to put a single penny out of pocket!!! You advertise the item, the customer buys it, you tell us you received the money and we ship the item, then you send us our share and keep your share or give it away, spend it, whatever — it’s YOURS!!!

You can earn big cash, but that’s not important — what IS important is GETTING THE WORD OUT THERE, and this is the program that’s going to do it. How do I know? Because it’s doing it now, and there are lots of folks benefiting from this important WORK ACTION that you could take. Continue reading →