Practical Self-Metaprogramming

everything in the Orb corresponds to something in the Real World.

As any self-respecting witch, warlock or wizard will tell you, the KEY to it all is to reach across the SINISTER BARRIER that lies between YOU and the DEEPEST LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS, which is why most people need a psychologist or hypnotist to get past the blockage between the Daily Consciousness and the Deep Levels of the Metaconscious and the Meta-Physical.

When you manipulate objects that are BONDED to each other, the TARGET OBJECT moves according to the movements you make with the correspondings. Some would say, “It’s all in the BONDING”, and they’d be right.

The real trick is LINKAGE, which consists of getting the various OUTER ELEMENTS attached to the INTERNAL ELEMENTS, and in the case of videogame environment ORBS, it’s a matter of attaching the INTERNAL VIDEOGAME ELEMENTS to the INTERNAL CONSCIOUSNESS of YOU.

It took years to work out which thing corresponds to what internal thing, which videogame object connects up to what, which thing — when you tug it — does what??? This was a long learning process for the game development team, but it was worth the wait.

We now can place exact models of magical and empowered items into a videogame space and MAKE THEM WORK, just as if they were physically present in the space of the operator.

In short, anything that can be accomplished in a PHYSICAL RITUAL can be duplicated in one of my MAGICALLY EMPOWERED ORBS, and the end-result will be exactly the same as if it had been carried out in the organic world of the body and brain.

I know this is a tough concept, but since ALL my videogaming levels are built on this principle — and depend on it for their effectiveness in the Real World — I’ll be happy to explain in some detail, so get ready for the aforementioned “great detail” — here goes:

There is a barrier between you and your subconscious — we agree on that, right? When you wake up in the morning or the middle of the night or from an afternoon nap, and you have a vague memory of a stirring dream, you can’t quite get at the details, can you???

Well, that’s the effect of the barrier, called “Third Stage Delta” in brain language, that prevents you from accessing anything outside the ordinary consciousness and reality.

The same thing happens when you try to recall something in your past — you can get the gist of it, but the details will elude you.

There’s a barrier between YOU and your memory of having lived other lives, in other times, other bodies and even other dimensions.

There seems to be a WALL between you and your DEEPEST levels of programming and meta-programming, and it seems impassible, which upon examination, proves correct — it is impassible, but you can reach right THROUGH it, if you know how. Continue reading

How to CA$H IN on the FREE Government Coin Lottery!!!

E.J. Gold & Robert Anton Wilson at the Alta Street “Wheel of Fortune”.

Let’s face it — under ordinary circumstances, there’s no way a shlump like you is going to have a million bucks in the bank unless you happen to somehow WIN it at a lottery, but the sad fact is that you can’t afford to play the lottery.

Take heart — there’s a FREE U.S. Government Coin Lottery, and YOU can cash in on it, bigtime!

Imagine a lottery in which, if your ticket didn’t win, you could return it for another chance, and do this ENDLESSLY until you DO hit The Big One!

You don’t have to imagine an endless supply of lottery tickets — just go to the bank, give the teller $25 and take away a “bank box” full of machine-wrapped “Loomis” or “Brinks” rolls of mixed pennies, new & old.

Keep in mind that you never actually “pay” for these pennies — if you bring them all back to the bank, wrapped & rolled neatly and accurately, you’ll get back every cent, the full $25 bucks!

If you happen to find some “lucky” coins worth cash money in there, you’ll take them out and have to add a few pennies into the box to make it come up to the full $25 again, or do what I do with pennies — but not with quarters.

I merely put them into the change machine at our local supermarket and they credit my account with the total number the machine counted out. Easy as pie. Don’t even need to talk to anyone to get that to happen.

So keep in mind WHY you are searching pennies or quarters. It’s to find that million-dollar coin. Everything else is just everyday grind and occasional gravy, but it pays off, too, and I’ll explain how: Continue reading

Incredible New Discovery — Radio Crystal EMO WaveForm Charms

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Plowing a field into furrows, waveforms on the surface of a coherent polyhedron.

Yes, you read it right — radio crystal EMO WaveForm charms — and furthermore, I meant every word of it. I’ve been on the jewelry bench from about midnight, trying to work out the frequencies of my new radio crystal EMO charms, and damned if they don’t come out right on the money, at a high harmonic of the long low wave at 7.6 hz frequency.

Standing Waves are important to you, even if you never heard of them before, and what’s more, propelling and mutating waveforms and passing waves and waveforms in general are also vital for your work life. Waveforms are easy to understand, and there are plenty of experiments you can conduct personally for your own edification, so that you can finally understand what they are and how they can be used for your work on self. Continue reading

Fall Lineup for Marketing Ashram Products

Here are the preliminary labels for some of the Ashram products I have in mind for public circulation:

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These are just the beginning — I intend to release as much from our Magic Kitchen as I can possibly arrange and figure out how to package and ship them safely. Continue reading

Just a Wee More About NPD…

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Fritz Perls at Cowichan — still from a circa 1971 8mm silent film by ej gold

I had no idea what a log-jam had been built up on the issue of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and as a matter of fact, thought we were done with the subject, but I’m now deluged with emails and messages asking for help in digging out of a relationship with an NPD, and I’ll try to give you a boildown on what I know about the illness. Keep in mind that it has only been identified and studied fairly recently, and not everything is known about it by any means, and that it is currently believed incurable. Continue reading

What is Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and Why Do You Tolerate It???

 

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One kind of person you definitely do NOT want to marry is someone, male or female, with NPD, Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

What does an NPD look like, exactly?

An NPD is easy to spot. I’ll give you the basic clues in a simple rundown:

1    A very exaggerated sense of one’s talents, skills and importance in the world at large.

2.   An obvious and obsessive need for attention, lots of it, and admiration, if available.

3.   Fantasies of Great Romance. I don’t have to spell this one out for you.

4.   Fantasies of Great Insight, Great Ideas, Personal Greatness in general.

5.   Views people as objects or “dolls”, as in “my dolls came to help me give a party!”, or “hey, bitch, how about a blowjob?”.

6.   Easily offended, and when offended, crushed beyond hope, until he or she gets his or her way with you. For the NPD, everything, even the most harmless and exalted thing, is a weapon to be used to keep you under control.

7.   Self-criticism and NPD do not mix well. NPDs who are confronted with any issues problems will go immediately into a tailspin of rage and/or paranoiac accusations in every direction.

8.   Totally Unbelievably Powerful Sense of Righteousness. Even the most evil of acts can be easily rationalized by the NPD, because lying comes easier than telling the simple truth.

9.   An NPDs feelings are easily hurt. This is the first and sometimes last line of defense for the NPD who hasn’t yet crushed you down all the way to the ground.

10.   Seems very sympathetic and empathetic, but has a heart of stone, no feelings for other whatever, totally sociopathic in every respect, and a potential candidate for doing harm to others without a single drop of remorse.

11.   Has no respect for others, yet demands respect from others, and has a temper tantrum when that doesn’t happen to his or her expectations.

12.   Is able to easily rationalize and justify the most barbaric and animalistic acts, thinks of them as completely ordinary and in every respect totally normal. Doesn’t everyone do what I do??? Of course they do.

13.   Bad things tend to happen around an NPD. They get hurt easily and others get hurt just by being near them, either physically or emotionally or both.

14.   Sense of Personal Entitlement. The world owes them a living, and they tend to let their totally disrupted partner carry the weight of earning the living for both of them.

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Seduction City

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Here’s a candid snapshot I took of my friend Goldie, thinking about stuff, circa 1972-ish.

Most women tell me that they were seduced by poetry or work ideas, spoken words. Poetry can be used for seduction or as a transportative device into the higher dimensions. It all depends on what you really want from it. In most cases, the seducer was someone they wouldn’t ordinarily even want to meet in a crowded elevator. There are millions of casual sexual predators out there, and flirtation is not yet outlawed, though it soon will be. Continue reading

Tattoo-Fashions.com Handpainted Upcycled Jeans, Shorts & Tops

What with all this about charity fundraising auctions and all, I started looking at what other items we could sell at a fundraiser, and came up with Tattoo-Fashions.com — it’s all about wearable art, upcycled jeans, shorts & tops, hand-painted abstract images and peace and love hippie graffiti by listed American artist ej gold. Instead of taking up a lot of space here, I’ll just give you the link to go look & see… tattoo fashions website

 

Hunting Gear

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We all know the effects of aging, but if you’re out there on the ever-popular Mate-Market, age effects are anything but welcome. Let’s generate a short list of the biggest problems… okay, first on the list would be age lines, which includes crow’s feet, cracked lips, worry lines, frown lines and just plain pits, crags and crevices.

Then comes a parade of concerns: sagging breasts, butt and tummy; puffy eyes, mottled skin, corns, moles, cellulite, varicose veins and a variety of personal tragedies in the form of self-imagined “imperfections” and “blemishes”.

There are many thousands of remedies available to the elderly mate-hunter; first and foremost would be cosmetics, which can transform a person into someone they aren’t, as any movie-goer can tell you. In daylight, of course, the pumpkin reverts to type.

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