It was like any other day. Just one more indication that the Path is Open. Here’s a link to the article on my family winning the lottery where my personal scrapbook of the event has been posted in full: winning the lottery website — the win was just to prove a point — Positive Thoughts and Right Action — Prosperity Path is Here!
See You At The Top!!!
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Experienced Prosperity Path runners will have noticed by now that there is a noticeable lag between the time you say something and the time the deity or guide responds or acknowledges your message. You can use this to your great advantage. The longer the lag, the greater the distance. If you’re trying to grapple onto PWL322c, for example, which translates out to Parallel World L322c, and the lag is around a minute, the best you can hope for is to get within 5 miles of the target. If the lag shortens, it means you’re closer to your Overlay or Cap on your target Parallel Universe Persona and the more likely will be a good solid coupling factor, or a closer-fitting 11th Dimension Quantum Connection. You can count the intervening seconds, “one locomotive, two locomotive” etc., just as you would count the seconds between lightning and thunder (speed of light vs. slower speed of sound) to determine how far away the strike was from your location.
I’ve often said it; “Going through the Bardo Cleansing Process is like going through a car wash. And now we have it. Gorby’s Karma Wash. Takes only three minutes to run through it, and you’ll love the feeling of clean-ness that comes with it. I’ll have it ready for download in a few hours, with any luck.
In each and every Orb are a large number of invocational tools, most of which will already be familiar to any meditator; candles, bundles of incense, incense burners, candle holders, zafu cushions, beads, statues, prayer flags & banners, singing bowls, malas, hand gongs, damaru and other ritual drums, drum brocades, bronze dorjes & phurbas, chimes, string bells, prayer wheels, altar bells, gold figurines, magic mirrors, light-catchers, shakers, rattles, windchimes, dreamcatchers, boxes, gourds, chests…
Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.
See You At The Top!!!
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Neophyte Ariadne Finkelstein consulting my longtime friend, Thoth the Ancient Egyptian Oracle, at Cosmo Street — the Orb’s name? “Thoth”, as you’ expect. Wake up, maggott!!!
Continuing the list of orbs ready to roll for your Labor Day Convention & Credential Workshop:
Here is a list of Oracle Class orbs I have finished, ready for the weekend convention & workshop — don’t forget that this is how you can get your Prosperity Path Coach Certification!!! Everyone who attends will be a certified coach on Monday; we’ll have a cert ceremony at that time, and your certificate will be ready and shown on camera whether you’re attending in person or online!!!
What’s the holdup, you ask? Here’s the answer:
I’m working on something that’s so huge a breakthrough in interactive gaming that it makes any game out there downright neolithic. We’ve got an amazing, absolutely astounding ai guy at our helm in the game engine department. His specialty always has been in the intelligence area, meaning a computer that can outsmart a human — in my book, never a tough task, but evidently on this particular brand of Earth, there’s an issue. Continue reading
In newspaper parlance, “Stop da Presses!!!” means that the reporter is running to his or her desk with a “scooop” — a news story that no other newspaper has got hold of yet. Well, that’s what this is. I’ll leave it to your imagination; dark, dank, cool subway tunnels with Old Gorby at your side, giving you kind, helpful instructions, such as “Watch it, meathead!” and “Is typing on a keyboard Kryptonite to your species???” and “Move it, Maggot, I haven’t got all darn day!!!”. Gives ya the willies to hear them drill sergeant commands, eh? “Gimme ten on the floor, mister!” There’s much more to this story…
What is a Life Coach, exactly? What do they do? Are they certificated? (Certified means you’re crazy). Answers coming up presently…