Human Rebirth

Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

See You At The Top!!!

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Line Forms Here

After the Launching Party this past weekend for Prosperity Path Oracle Orbs, we’ve received dozens of emails thanking us for “the best weekend I’ve ever spent” or some variant thereof. I’m thrilled that folks are getting benefit from Prosperity Path, but remember, there’s a trick to make it work better: do it for someone else. There’s nothing more powerful to boost your positive Karma than the Way of Service. Usually, it’s hard to get into the Way of Service and it generally requires years of training. Not so, with the advent of Prosperity Path.

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Some Stray Thoughts on Prosperity

I work to invoice; always have, always will. What that translates to is that I work for obvious necessity. I’ll further clarify that point so you can see how it affects you personally right now, today, this very minute: The more requests for an Orb,  the more likely it is that I’ll make it. Your vote could definitely influence the outcome.

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on my workbench atm

 

Here is a list of Oracle Class orbs I have finished, ready for the weekend convention & workshop — don’t forget that this is how you can get your Prosperity Path Coach Certification!!! Everyone who attends will be a certified coach on Monday; we’ll have a cert ceremony at that time, and your certificate will be ready and shown on camera whether you’re attending in person or online!!!

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World Peace in 5 Minutes or Less

Don’t merely visualize World Peace. That’s crap and does little or nothing. But with the most powerful spiritual tool ever invented, we can achieve World Peace in 5 Minutes Flat. That’s all it would take if everyone ran my Prosperity Path World Peace Orb all at the same time. The more folks you tell about running the World Peace Prosperity Orb, the more likely the result!

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Yes, but are you Perfect???

According to many self-styled experts on the subject, it isn’t enough to be Mostly-Perfect, you hafta be totally 100% Perfect in order to get into Heaven. I say that’s a bunch of horse-puckey. First of all, anybody can be Perfect. It’s proving that you’re Perfect that counts, and that, of course, is impossible, because part of Perfection is being humble, and humility is not what Proving Your Perfection is all about. It’s really quite simple. I’ll explain:

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Winning the Lottery

Don’t believe you can win the Lottery? You can, and down below you’ll see a photo of me with my family and friends on the California Big Spin with host Geoff Edwards, winning $15,220,000.00, just to prove it can be done. It was Morgan’s lottery ticket that won the prize. What became of the money? Morgan and I gave it away, of course, some to charity, and a few million to my parents. Why did we just blow it off? I’ll tell you why.

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Dark Hours of the Night

I think it’s totally appropriate that I’m working every night from about midnight to dawn on “Insomnia”. When I was working heavily, about 16 hours a day, on “Memory”, I kept forgetting which level I was writing. I guess even more fun and games are in store for me when I start working on the next up the production line, “Humiliation”. It suddenly occurs to me that you might be interested to know how an Orb comes to be written.

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Rewards

When you’ve put a lot of heavily concentrated raw effort into something for a long time and you get a positive result, reward yourself. It’s a simple concept; seems unnecessary perhaps, but it’s not an ego-boost I’m talking about, it’s a simple technique to get yourself to do unpleasant things, to put energy into a grinding, demanding project, without reserve.

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