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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Boobies But Were Understandably Afraid to Ask:

March 3, 2013Uncategorizedcoaching, ejgold, gaming, humor, karma, level, love, money, Music, musician, prosperity, reincarnation, shaman, song, video, workgorebagg

Well, I debated for several weeks about whether to post this or not; Rachel Bloom is a total scream, but she definitely goes over the limit, especially with her other videos. This one is the least offensive and has a lot of broad physical humor, the kind that made burlesque what it was. I think it’s mostly harmless, but it does underscore the interests of humans, flat or round, and illuminates the chief sport of biped males — to touch a stranger’s boobs. I guess it sort of makes sense — there is little else to provide amusement for the 60-90 years you have to wait to die.

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Hot Lips Ready for Action

March 1, 2013Uncategorizedcoaching, ejgold, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, mango, money, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, tarot, workgorebagg

Workbench with tarot card original paintings sometime around midnight:

I’ll soon be posting the decks that are currently available — they now number 16 artwork decks and 2 absolutely stunning high-detail intricate and beautiful 3-D full color decks — the medieval and the dragon decks, actually, both of which are total knockouts. You’ve never seen a deck with this level of detail before, not ever. The Norton Street deck is currently a work in progress, and should be completed within a week or two. The decks pictured above are from my “Mango Girl” series, intended as guides for my commercial, advertising, layout, animation and fashion designers and comic and book illustrators. If you’re interested in becoming a commercial artist, you might inquire about my current art courses. Ah, I mentioned “Hot Lips” at the start of this posting…it’s one of the Mango Girl series, in this case, 80 fully tarted-up hotties on their way to a Hugh Hefner party.

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Tonight’s Lab-Work

February 28, 2013Uncategorizedart, coaching, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, models, money, Music, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, tarot, workgorebagg

It’s been about five hours. I’ve completed the “Fashionistas” Tarot Deck — fashionista is someone who is heavily involved in fashion in some way, either as a designer, model, red-carpet celebrity or a fashion blogger. I’m all of those and more, these days. I’ve created a small army of tarot decks related to fashion design and fashion drawing, both of which I’ve taught to professional commercial and animation artists. The technique I use, called “Mango”, is somewhat related to the 1940s-1960s TV animation techniques. This easy to master style of drawing can be used to produce storyboards, comic books, illustrations, packaging and promotion and much, much more. I’ll be teaching it at this year’s Festival of Ishtar — IshtarCon II — on Easter weekend. If you can’t attend in person, you can attend LIVE online. You can order this deck today, right now, if you like. It’s $49.95 and of course it’s in full color on coated heavy card stock. Well, enough of a drawing-break, back to the tarot-mill. I’m starting work on “Hot Lips”, which is 80 fully tarted-up “hottie” cougars on the prowl, comprising a loaded deck if ever there was one. It’s intended to serve as a model for my art classes, of course, but does double duty as a fully functioning tarot deck!

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What To Do If You Wake Up

February 25, 2013Uncategorizedabd, blackberry, coaching, ejgold, gaming, level, love, magic, money, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

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What happens when people just know too much and see too much to be amused by ordinary organic life? Jenna Marbles is one of my favoritest peoples on the planet; even she, with her beautiful attitude, after a while spent observing the human population, you’re bound to get cynical. Sure, you go about the usual daily business — you do what everyone seems to be doing: you survive. You endure parental control, try to learn something in a total fail school system designed to make money for the politicians and bankers. You discover sex, make out, have babies, work like hell to survive, never hear from your grandkids or get very far beyond a trip to Europe, then you get sick and die. Is this the kind of sales pitch for an amusement ride? Is this the sort of entertainment you’d expect to see billions flocking to get into? Well, apparently, it works, because there are currently 7.2 billion idiots flopping about like beached minnows on this planet. For someone who sees past the bullpuckey of organic involvements, this video will make sad and tragic sense. If you want more, you’ll have to pay with interest, attention and participation — three major obstacles for local humans, beyond which they can’t get. Want to know why?

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Re-Awaken Your Ancient Egyptian Memories

February 19, 2013Uncategorizedcoaching, ejgold, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, money, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, tarot, workgorebagg

Egyptian Deck? Workin’ on it. I’ll need the god pantheon models, and they’re likely to take some time to build — we won’t find them on some 3D model website. I have all the architecture in already, and many of the objects of daily use, ritual items and tomb items. I’ll be working on this set for some time; in the meanwhile, I’ve completed 12 tarot decks to date, some in watercolors, some in ink & wash, some in GODD screenshots, as above. Today, I’m working specifically to shoot the lower arcana of my Dragon Deck — it takes place in a medieval setting with all new Middle Ages architecture, plus 22 new medieval character models. It’s quite spectacular. I had the thought of expanding my photo Orb so it could be traveled. Perhaps I’ll do that. The Egyptian Tarot is photographed in “Amarna”, which is intended to re-awaken buried memories of your past lives in Ancient Egypt.

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It’s In The Cards

February 10, 2013Uncategorizedcoaching, ejgold, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, money, Music, path, prosperity, reincarnation, shaman, workgorebagg

http://youtu.be/lVvGAledjiw

It’s all in the cards. The Ancients knew that and that’s why they consulted the cards. Each of the Tarot Cards in a standard 78 card deck (plus 1 title card & 1 joker) represents something emotional, instinctive, reflexive, mental, intellectual, analytical, reactive and sometimes supernormal essential-self, but relative to each other in positions within a 10-card reading, you get variations. This is why it needs a workshop. Also, different decks have different languaging, sometimes. For instance: Wands. Could just as easily be Sticks, or Clubs, which is what it became in our standard poker decks. Wands could also be Roods, Durga, Staves, Billys, Crooks, Shafts or Blasting Rods, a la Moses and his next of kin. I’m in the middle of creating the Vampire Deck. The ICW this morning is where I’ll be.

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Fred’s Farm Rules the Roost

January 18, 2013Uncategorizedcoaching, ejgold, gaming, karma, level, life, magic, money, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

As I’m painting the flips this morning, I came to realize that this seemingly simple act actually transforms the fate of both the penny and the flip in which it’s contained. The ordinary kismet of the flip would be to be discarded at the next trade. As a WOA — Work of Art — it is almost guaranteed to be treated quite differently, although works of art have been known to end up in the Sally Ann Thrift Stores now and then. You’ll find some of my coin flip art on eBay these days.

Dragon Yer Ass

January 16, 2013Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, ejgold, gamer, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, money, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

http://youtu.be/ga7FnXpQ1n4

Well, I finally took a little time to finish this 2011 offering which up ’til now has been available only as a beta download. It’s nothing special, except for speed-decisions, directional timing, instant navigation and evaluation of threat, clearing obstruction to forward motion, and other equally vital issues in the Between-Lives State. Dragon hunting? Think of it as a training regimen, not a way of life. Just ease up the tension in the sphincter just a little, and enjoy this medieval romp through a fantasy land that really exists Out There…Somewhere — perhaps in your near future??? (In a thick, Eastern European sort of “Cloris Leachman Voice of Doom” tone) Over ze rainbow, per-haps? The Dragon 3D game is not a prosperity path orb. It is six hard-ass levels of the fastest kick-butt Dragon Slaying you’ll ever get hold of, and it will be available on goddgames.com in about a week, if all goes well.

Thrill of the Chase

January 6, 2013Uncategorizedcoaching, coin, ejgold, gaming, karma, level, love, magic, money, Music, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Got hold of a new error — it’s the double “VDB” — the initials of Victor David Brenner, the sculptor who was the first to put a human face on a US cent. The initials are double-struck, sometimes triple-struck. I have a triple in hand atm, but it hasn’t been microphotographed yet, so I’m putting a couple of photos of the 1969-S double VDB up for you to see. You have to know where they occur and all that. I have that knowledge, plus the knowledge of how this minor industrial accident might have occurred, where it happened, and where you’re most likely to find this powerful and rare Strike Error! Tune in to the ICW this morning for more info.

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We Buy Gold

January 3, 2013Uncategorizedabd, coaching, ejgold, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, Music, orb, path, play, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

New release in the works, We Buy Gold — an incredible romp through wealth, fame and glory, plus a great finish with Mr. Buddha. You’ll enjoy it. You can market We Buy Gold on the CD, plus imagine the result of putting up the sale poster for this game in your shop window or putting it up for sale online — it is a videogame, so should properly be listed under “videogames”. It will be available as a download as well as on disk.

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