So how in the world do you pull off something like this? Just hours after the news broke and the Mark Meadows scandal, which I’ll explain momentarily, hit the shit.
First of all, you’ve got to have a concept. In this case, it’s a simple matter — Cummings had Meadows’ back instantly at great personal risk. He stood up for Meadows when he was called a racist, which by the way, he emphatically is, and I can prove it. Continue reading
Kelli has a class project due today — we all thought we had another week to work on it, but it snuck up on us real quick-like, and here we are:
“Why did you start performing as LeslieAnn?
Somebody had to do it. Seriously, it just seemed to me to be the safe time to cross-dress, but that isn’t true under the Rule of Trump, just under the Rule of Law, which we no longer have. Notably, I have not performed as LeslieAnn nor have I costumed up for photo ops since Trump stole the Presidency with a trick of the Electoral College, while losing the popular vote. Gender, Race, Religion and Intelligence are all presently under attack, and I wouldn’t appear in public as anything but white Christian if I could help it. It’s tough enough to face the prejudice as a Jew — add to that the homophobia and racism and you get “No Comedy Tonight” — signs that hung outside theaters under Hitler’s regime. Like Hitler, Trump has zero sense of humor. My aim in comedy is not to perform it, but to teach it. I had good teachers, like Frank Gorshin and Jonathan Winters, and comedy is a great path to wisdom. For some oppressed people, it’s the only way they can get in a lick or two while being beaten to a pulp by a large bully or an overwhelming mob of crazed zombies. For some great examples of this, check out Mel Brooks’ takes on Hitler, Jeff Dunham’s political rips, and Carol Burnett’s entire show all the time. Like I said, many comedians want to be saying something clever while they’re being driven into the ground by a bully.
“What is the meaning of LeslieAnn?”
Nothing in particular. I like the name because it’s unusual enough that it can be used as a single name, which is how I always bill an act — easy to remember. Don’t overestimate the intelligence of humans of Planet Earth. LeslieAnn is the name I used for several female lifetimes and one male lifetime on Planet Earth — remember, please, that for me, a human being is merely an avatar in a fairly small and simple 37th century Full-Immersion Reality Game called “Urthgame”, and if you don’t believe me, you can look it up in the Akashic Records, which is presently called “google”. Continue reading
Naturally, you’re going to want to know exactly what your Operating Level might be, so you have a clear idea of what armor you are able to wear, what weapons you can bear, what magical items you are able to use … so I’ve devised a short test that will help you sort all that out and come up with a composite number that will reflect your Cloak-Wearing Capacity. Continue reading
Without too much ado, let us proceed through the remainder of the catalog of exotica, shall we???
“Winter Solstice” Hand-Tailored 100% Linen Kimono, $225 Continue reading
Here is more of the exotica grouping, again all with only the single fabric design at this juncture. I’ll post examples of the various fabrics, such as silk, linen, cotton and more, that you can order as fabric, and cut it yourself if you wish!
“Winter Solstice” Cotton Unisex Tie, $139 Continue reading
This continues the exotica grouping, all of which are shown with only the single “Winter Solstice” fabric design. Later on, I’ll show the various winter season designs, at the end of this catalog.
“Winter Solstice” 100% Cotton Pajama Pants Bottoms, $189 Continue reading
This group includes many silk and linen items, plus lots of formal and high-fashion gear, so let’s get started right away. Please note that at the end of the listings you will find a group of samples of each of my fabric types for winter.
You can use seemingly ordinary clothing that has been specially designed and prepared as a fully-charged “Cloaking Device” that protects the wearer from unwanted psychic influences, such as Trump and other annoying and equally dangerous interruptions in what would otherwise be a beautiful life.
Protect yourself with shield-garments and cloaking raiment by LeslieAnn! Why wear uncomfortable steel plate and ring armor, when a fashionable garment will suffice?
Do remember as you look through these that they are ALL custom hand-tailored in single-garment lots, meaning it’s a studio, not a factory. Continue reading
My Fall Fashions Lines are done now. They were all “experimental”, in the sense that the medium and website requirements were new to me, so they represent a sort of “fitting myself into” the mold of online designer.
It’s a little different from actually crafting up the originals in cloth and putting them out there on the sales floor.
For one thing, with brick-and-mortar and physical inventory, I’m limited to about a dozen items I can afford to make and put out there on the racks, and that’s not enough, simply not enough, to start a serious boutique or fashion line, so another solution is needed, and I think I have it pretty well “knocked”, as it were.
You can make as many designs as you like, when you don’t have to make up the items in physical stuff. Continue reading
See below for specifics and details of my Fall Line “Numbers”, which is the industry standard when referring to a model of dress.
As you can see, I’ve kept the images small — it’s all supposed to be “phone-friendly” these days, so these images play well on a cell phone search, and that’s what I’m using. That, at least, is my takeaway going forward chewing gum and walking at the end of the day.
I’m hoping to have at least one sample of everything on hand for magazine-style advertisements and display photography, but that’s an expensive proposition for me at the moment — perhaps someone out there will help to establish this line of shamanic apparel and accessories with an unspeakably large donation???
Wouldn’t you like to enable me to get a set of “Enlightenment” golf balls to Trump? He could use some.
Or how about a “World Peace” keychain in the hands of Mitch McConnell, or a “Don’t Tread On Me” Patriotic Wallet to a Congressperson of your choice?
What would you pay to be able to send a “For the Benefit of All Beings Everywhere” charm to every one of the G-20 leaders?
I can do that, but ONLY with your help. I have access to high places that you might not, but YOU have to initiate the wish to benefit all beings everywhere by sending your support donations so that I can deliver these magically delicious items where they can do some good.
What I mean is, you can directly benefit all beings everywhere, and have a powerful impact on the future peace of the planet simply by getting some of my magical accessories and dress into the hands of those who push and shove — you know, the movers and shakers.
You can also have a powerful effect by wearing and carrying and placing these “legoministic” shamanic power-prayer items. They can influence where words and actions cannot.
I can easily get these shamanic influence fashions onto the bodies of very influential people, people in the news, but YOU have to help me do that.
I’ll give you a rundown of the textures available in these fashions I’ve posted below — you’ll find the texture samples at the bottom of this page — you can scroll down right away, if you like — and if you are one of the few folks who know how to scroll down a page anymore!
So, here’s a SNEAK PREVIEW of my Fall Fashion Line from LeslieAnn at LA Fashions! Continue reading
This is the original CJF silk scarf design, but it’s now on a giant silk scarf that’s bigger than YOU are! I’m not entirely sure it’s a good idea to have a scarf that’s bigger than the average Volkswagen, but hey, a LOT of folks wanted them, so much so that we sold out the original printing within a few days of issue.
These are new, and they are printed in infusion technology, so the ink is in the fibers, not resting photographically on top of the fabric. This would not have been possible just a few years ago.
You have a choice of California Jazz Foundation — a portion of the sale goes to them. It’s an absolute collectible and a bargain at only $450 and it’s for charity! On top of that, you get a collectible that’s part of the great history of jazz. There are some less expensive silk scarves and other items below, so read on! Continue reading
