Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold
I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.
Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
Neophyte Ariadne Finkelstein consulting my longtime friend, Thoth the Ancient Egyptian Oracle, at Cosmo Street — the Orb’s name? “Thoth”, as you’ expect. Wake up, maggott!!!
Continuing the list of orbs ready to roll for your Labor Day Convention & Credential Workshop:
Here is a list of Oracle Class orbs I have finished, ready for the weekend convention & workshop — don’t forget that this is how you can get your Prosperity Path Coach Certification!!! Everyone who attends will be a certified coach on Monday; we’ll have a cert ceremony at that time, and your certificate will be ready and shown on camera whether you’re attending in person or online!!!
Come Fly With Me! I’ll be your Personal Astral Flight Training Coach all along the way. We’ll first practice getting out of the organic body and into the Body of Flight; we’ll also train ourselves to properly prepare ourselves for the oobe experience and arming ourselves with a reasonable level of protection before venturing Out There without an organic body to keep us warm and to give us the illusion of feeling generally somewhat safe. Out There, it’s very different, so you’ll need an Ammy, an ABD, a Matrix, a SuperBeacon and of course, your trusty wand and wizard’s hat. Then, we’re off into the Wild Blue Yonder with my latest Personal Training creation. Destination? UNKNOWN. Each Astral Orb has its very own fascinating blend of reality and illusion. Release date: You’ll find it in the produce section of your local grocery store or on the urthgame downloads page when the Release Version has been fully tested & rigged for install.
See You At The Top!!! — gorby
Sure, I know it’s properly “Whom Else?”, just as it’s more correctly said, “It isn’t Who You Know, it’s Whom.” Someone who’s here for a Prosperity Path Retreat happened to mention at breakfast that the Prosperity Path Orbs are a thinly veiled method of getting the flow of the Guru’s Grace. What a profound insight that was, because regardless of how it looks, that’s what it is. The whole thing works by Karma Reduction, which I originally called “Reductionism” as an art-form, but it’s much more than that — it’s a whole new spiritual technology. Not actually new, but new for this planet and time-frame.
Karma Rations, of course. “Give Us This Day Our Daily Dose” is our battle-cry. If you want to live in Prosperity, you need to reduce your Karma every single day, and here’s how to make it work for you. Make sure you have an updated version of Karma Burn on your computer.
[Photo by EJ Gold — available as “Gorby’s Little Acre” ebook soon.]
Hey, wanna hear a sneaky way to shoe-horn yourself into a Place in the Work??? I know, you’re shy, you don’t have many friends and you just can’t think of yourself as a Prosperity Coach at this time, if ever. No problem. I have a sneaky and effective “cheat” just for you!
One of the major points overlooked by human “modern medicine” (a term no off-worlder can hear without cracking up into peals of helpless laughter) is, as mentioned previously, the effect of Past Lives on the present lifetime. Also unconsidered are the many disembodied spirits that may intentionally or unintentionally cause harm or mischief. Yet another, as mentioned before, is the totality of effect of the buildup of Karma, which must be reduced every day in order to live an effective work life, but the most unconsidered cause of relief of human ailments of all kinds is Angelic Help. Yes, angels are real. And under the right conditions, they can and will respond with powerful intervention.
Some folks, not all, are asking “Why are all the Remedy Levels the same? The answer is very simple. The act of running any Prosperity Level is, if you examine it carefully, a Ritual.
It does all the visualizing for you, and leads you from one point to the next in a sort of “Paper Chase” all over the map to the finish point. All along the way, you dissolve Karma and accumulate good energies and hopefully the Wisdom to use it.
It is in fact a ritualized form of cybernetic meditation. The computer merely guides your vision and you control your reactions. Simple. Easy. Effective.
See You At The Top
gorby