My 49 Jewelry Basics

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Handmade Moldavite Earring & Ring Set in .925 Solid Sterling Silver.

My Top 49 Jewelry Basics:

This is a set of basic stuff you really need to know if you plan to make and sell jewelry at home. Take a closer look at the photo above, and note that it’s all made from wire and beads — no solder, no casting.

Solder-free jewelry is impossible, unless it’s cast, and both are things I’d rather not do, especially for money, so I developed my line of wire-made jewelry, including wire-linked necklaces and bracelets, and wire-wrapped meteorites and other gemstones.

Gemstones are not typically drilled large enough to allow wire to pass through them, so I have to find gemstone suppliers who are willing and able to drill my stones just a wee bit wider, enough to accommodate a .16 gauge copper, silver or 18k gold wire.

By the way, jewelry-grade wire is already polished, so all it needs is a gentle rub, unless you’ve butchered the metal beyond simple polishing.

Beads as Money — Beads were the first money. Until then, about 50,000 B.C., any exchange was strictly in livestock, food, skins, weapons — some sort of trade or barter. The hole in a bead made it easy to carry on a string or leather thong, so you didn’t have to bury it near your home under the third fencepost as usual. Certain rare beads had definite values, such as seashells in an inland community with no seaport or ocean access. Common early “money” beads were made of bone, shell, wood, and some larger seeds or seed-pods. In some parts of the world, beads are still money, and some beads can bring many thousands of dollars, and even millions of dollars, at public auctions. Continue reading

ZOOMSHOP – Occult Powers of Stones

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Sterling Silver wire is crafted into these earrings with handmade ear wires.

GEMSTONES are Magical!

What is a gemstone? A PRECIOUS GEMSTONE can be described more or less accurately as a mineral that is accepted as a gemstone for jewelry purposes, such as a cut & polished ruby, emerald, sapphire or diamond.

What makes them different from the lesser varieties of SEMI-PRECIOUS gemstones is their hardness.

The semi-precious gemstones are the ones we’ll be mostly considering for the purposes of making handcrafted copper and sterling silver pieces, and we’ll go into them in detail in just a few moments, but first, let’s ask ourselves why we want to have these gemstones on our body adornment in the first place, other than to attract attention or create allure.

Metaphysical and Healing Properties of gemstones has long been known and appreciated, dating back at least 50,000 years of human history. The healing power of gemstones was known and understood by the ancient technologically advanced and stone-age cultures, and through millenia of observation, gemstones have been associated with very specific healing ASSIST attributes. Continue reading

President Binden Wins!

 

Yes, I know it’s “Biden”, but that ain’t funny, nohow, so it’s “Binden” for the laughs.

Christmas is finally here — we’ve had Black Friday and Cyber Monday is upon us, so start spending!

While you guys have been watching the news, I bin making jewelry nonstop for the past several days, and last night, I delved into the one remaining roll of 18k wire that I have left in my metals larder.

An example of my “With Love from Jack the Ripper” Christmas cards for 2020.

There was just enough wire to make exactly 13 small Modernist style earrings — actually there were 26 earrings in all, making 13 pair, to be precise, and precision is what we’re after, here.

I’m offering these solid gold earrings at $62.50 a pair — that’s nowhere near retail, it’s your heavily marked-down price!

Limitation is, I have just the 13 pair. Continue reading

Oval Office Moving Sale – Bargains Galore!!!

Everything goes — moving sale — no reasonable offer refused!

OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE!

It’s time for my OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE! It’s a giant $20 Bargain Day, featuring incredible bargains, just to get some space in my Oval Office and studio here at the Western White House!

EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!

If you appreciate good beads and silver jewelry and coins and HAND-PAINTED pendants and all sorts of rings, bracelets, armbands and you-name-it, you’re going to get a kick out of today’s Really Big OVAL OFFICE CLEARANCE SALE. Continue reading

Something is Rotten in Denmark

Hamlet says it best — “Something is rotten in Denmark”, and he’d be referring to his very own country, of which he is, for the moment, a prince in line for the throne, after his uncle, who murdered his father and married his mother — oh, it is all so COMPLICATED!!!

Did you know that things are going totally to Hell?

If you’ve been paying attention to the circus, the chief clown is planning to infect the entire nation with his Covid 19 virus, to which he is apparently immune.

Is he infectious?

Yes.

Does he care what happens to you? Yes, he does, in a strange sort of way — he wants to kill us all.

It’s his calculation that it won’t affect his loyal followers — they’re immune, too.

It’ll only kill off every last Democrat or anyone else who wants to give people who don’t happen to be his particular brand of loyal white Christian society a chance to live a life, and believe me, you’re on the list. Continue reading

Video Marketing

Here are some examples of video marketing, in this case, on youtube, which provides a FREE outlet for your economic frustrations!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HwpTlUXWA

This video has only been up since yesterday, and the auction closes this morning, so the number of views won’t be significant in this case, but it is a good example of direct video marketing, where the video is actually a sales presentation in full sound and color, giving you a chance to make your case for persuasion. Continue reading

Bound For Glory

“Me & My Money”, a serigraph produced decades ago.

My serigraphs used to retail at $1800-$3000, but we haven’t marketed them for at least 20 years — what are today’s prices? No idea, but we’re going to find out.

I intend to dig out some of those serigraphs, produced in the days before computer generated “giclee” color printing. These are from pastel originals. They are each and every one completely hand-printed, each color laid down separately, through a carefully prepared silkscreen, until all colors are present on the print.

Technically, it is “a work on paper”, and is produced in a profoundly limited run, hence it is sometimes referred to as “a multiple original” or “an original multiple”, depending on what part of the country your gallery might be standing.

I’m offering them today at ridiculously low prices, because my market has yet to be re-established in the marketplace.

Hence and therefore, the serigraph “Me & My Money” is available FRAMED to retail at $850, which means that your wholesale cost will be $350, allowing you to “keystone double”, which is standard retail practice.

Keep in mind that this piece comes framed, and that means money. If you don’t want it framed, take off $50 and we’ll ship you the serigraph flat — I don’t roll prints if I can help it — of course, large paintings on canvas are quite another matter.

There are not many of any of my earlier serigraphs left — they sold surprisingly well at the time — so if you want one of these compelling and dramatic pieces, better say so right now. Please don’t contact me months from now and expect to get one of these serigraphs. Continue reading

Baby Shark Sale Fresh Fish Here Today for Sale!

Yes, you read it right — fresh baby shark available here at the takeout window. I’ve decided against serving the usual “baby dolphin sandwiches” at lunchtime, only because they’re not as cost-effective as the shark meat which, as you’d expect, tastes like chicken, but apparently, so do rattle snakes and people.

Mahi-Mahi is not really dolphin, we’re told by the restaurant staff. “It’s okay to eat it.”

Is it my imagination, or is it getting just plain harder and harder to keep surviving in Trump World? Continue reading

New Beginnings New Ideas

Working on the Atrium Shop with standard glass cases & overhead Lighting.

It is a time for new beginnings, for a new hope, and here are a few ideas to get you started:

  1. Zombie Family Hot Sauces & Popcorn Shake — this is a booth that we make for you and stock for you and you sell in your own neighborhood.
  2. Birthday Coin Earrings & Pendants. You can make any date jewelry with Lincoln Cents, and they can be worn without harm to the coin!
  3. Rock Art Projects — Hundreds of Rock Art Projects come with all parts needed, plus instructional video link on youtube for each and every project.
  4. PLS Course — You can start right away with the PLS cards, and there will be issued, very soon now, a “Beginner’s Pack” only one lifetime track away from here, in the Victorian/Edwardian Period, easy to work with, and tons of fun with history!
  5. CQR Acrylic Lockets — Totally wearable, the CQR is protected by the “slab style” acrylic encasing. Wear it in the shower, throw it against a wall, run over it with a truck, as long as the acrylic capsule is intact, the coin is 100% safe from harm.
  6. Rare Coin Jewelry — For the first time EVER, you can wear your most precious coins without harm to the coin.
  7. Rare Meteorite Jewelry — Slices of rare meteorites can be mounted in acrylic capsules and fitted out with silver, gold or bronze finials & bails.
  8. Painted Cabochon Rings — A complete set of rings necessary to sell your cabochon stones. You only need a single sample to sell these rings — they’re shipped when done. Sizes 7, 8, 9 and 10 only. All other sizes must be cut, welded and polished, which I don’t do — it is definitely an additional cost of around $50-$100 depending on the jeweler’s level of compassion.
  9. Miniature Dollhouse Scale Paintings — These are genuine gesso prepped canvases on actual hardwood stretcher bars, 2″x4″ and 3″x3″. Black gessoed 3″x3″ canvases are also available. These can be sold at anywhere from $39.95 up to hundreds, if you can do dog and cat portraits.
  10. Chess, Checkers, Backgammon & Tic Tac Toe Sets — You can make a number of great elegant board games using stones, and there’s a kit for every kind of game you can think of!

There are, of course, more ideas and more plans, but get started on ONE project now, while you can still do it.

Call to ask about project kits that are currently available.

See You At The Top!!!

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