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Propel Yourself into the Future!

November 11, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, temporal effects, ten second, time machine, time tunnelgorebagg

Give this amazing attention tool as a gift to your gifted friends.

Well, I went ahead and built it.

You know — my latest invention, “The Time Machine That Really works”.

Sure enough, it does.

It works really well. Well enough for me to be able to guarantee to you that it will work, even for you.

My The Time Machine That Really Works works first time, every time.

Never fails, like a Bic pen, a Zippo Lighter, or a Kleenex tissue.

Anyhow, it’s rather magnificent, if I do say so myself. It is actually a stunning invention, on the order of the Attentiasizer, the underwired bra, and smokeless gunpowder.

So how does it work?

Well, I’ll be only too happy to explain. First, you buy the Orb, “The Time Machine That Really Works”, which you’ll find on our goddgames site when we’re good and ready to get it up there, and deal with the rush of millions of downloads.

Stranger things have happened. Forget I mentioned the stranger things. Now that I think about it, I don’t really want to remind myself of those stranger things.

When you enter my The Time Machine That Really Works, you’ll have an opportunity to level up with incense and candle to the left and right, respectively.

Incense fumigation and candle-burning will give you the protection you need as you travel through the raw vibrations of the Time-Tunnel.

Merely walk forward, as the text in the upper left screen tells you, to propel yourself ten seconds into the future.

Nothing to it, right?

Merely march straight forward, and ten members of the Time Guild vanish as they help you to pass the time — the eleventh is there to close the Orb and whisk you away to the goddgames web page, where you’ll find more of interest.

When the eleventh guide has vanished, the Queen of Space & Time will be momentarily revealed. If you know how, you can ask her for special help before the Orb closes down, some three seconds later.

I’ve only done it twice.

So that’s it. There are some fun features, not the least of which is the propagation of the thing around the planet and beyond. Continue reading →

The Time Machine That Really Works

November 8, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, shapeshifter, time machine, time travel, timetrippergorebagg

Time-Tripping with my TIME MACHINE is fun and easy to learn.

“Shape-Shifter Time-Tripper” is the sound track for my latest and wildest invention, THE TIME MACHINE THAT REALLY WORKS, and it really does. Really it does. Honest.

It’s real. It really works. I’m not kidding. You can test it. It really works. I offer proof. Continue reading →

What is Experiential Learning?

November 7, 2021Uncategorizeddiablo ii resurrected, ej gold, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, runes and weaponsgorebagg

Experiential Learning Workshop, circa 1980.

If you don’t have a clue what “D2R” might mean, you haven’t been paying attention for the past several dozen years. Here’s a rundown of what you should be doing when you return to Rogue Encampment, and a few clues on how to get started in Diablo II Resurrected:

A short note on drops: don’t pick them up unless they’re going to sell well … but which ones sell the best and which ones are lousy to pick up and are basically worthless? Continue reading →

baini ahon biab

November 3, 2021Uncategorizeddiablo ii resurrected, ej gold, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, jewelry, reincarnationgorebagg

Gabobn baion bilan bkloj n]noj, don’t you think? And furthermore, gapiobn b ainb[‘ab[0ojhm, if you don’t mind my saying so.

Yeah, you guessed it — The gibberish tells you that I’ve been at the jewelry bench again, this time trying to sort out the fancier beads and the more ordinary kind, and taking apart what doesn’t work.

I intend to give away most or all of the ordinary beads, keeping just the ones I really want to spend some time working with to create very rare and unusual wearables.

Thing is, by the time I’ve made it, I’ve sold it, and most of the items I make in 14k gold are strictly custom order — I only have what I’m working on for a customer, which keeps me on my toes without getting my feet wet. Continue reading →

My Name is Inigo Montoya…

November 2, 2021Uncategorizedcalming, chill, chilling out, diablo, ej gold, game, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, relaxationgorebagg

You heard right — “My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill-ed my father. Prepare to e-die.” But when you say that, you’d better be able to back that up. My trapper assassin can take any demon or Level Boss down in a split-second, and that’s what it takes to beat this game, the faster the better.

I’ll explain how to use a game to chill yourself out and maybe even transcend organic life — bear with me a moment, while I give you a little background:

So when those flake children in Congress and the White House and the Supreme Court get finished yanking us around, it all comes down to who’s got the towel, and don’t complain now about it — you were told about the towel after Earth exploded, and again you were reminded about always knowing where your towel is. Continue reading →

Just in Time!

November 1, 2021Uncategorizedamulet, cqr amulet, crystals, ej gold, gold ammies, gold bezel, gorby, gorebagg, jal, jewelry, reincarnationgorebagg

The technology that delivers the Blue Line stuff, which is the Godd™ Engine & Editor, is typically found in a wantonly violent world like Planet Earth in the 21st century, and that’s why we are here.

Our job is to create the creator, not the creations.

Once made, a quantumized item remains, such as an electronic picture of a thing. It persists. It just plain persists. It doesn’t ever stop persisting. Continue reading →

Wow! Dime-Sized Ammies are HERE!!!

October 30, 2021Uncategorizedcqr, cqr amulet, ej gold, game, gamer, gaming, gorebagg, jal, marketing, reincarnation, superbeacon, video gamegorebagg

This is my electronics workbench AFTER I’ve straightened it up.

Many people have asked throughout the past 25 years whether I could make the CQR Amulet any smaller, and I said “No”, because up to now — this very week — I couldn’t.

Then along came a miracle crystal that could contain the fatness of the already tiny miniaturized electronic parts inside the ammy, thanks to a friend of Barbara’s, who hand-crafts watch crystals for famous watchmakers like Piaget, whose watches go for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and she sometimes makes crystals for our ammies.

I needed a high-domed crystal that would fit into my gold bezel, so I sent her a raw radio so she could personally test the fit. Continue reading →

Sell Everything & Run Like Hell!

October 29, 2021Uncategorizedd2r, diablo, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

When you see this van in BardoTown, you know you’re safe!

Sell everything and run like Hell. That’s pretty much the philosophy I run when I’m blasting through Normal, but I get slowed down just a bit when I hit Nightmare — usually a result of a definite lack of hardware.

I don’t spend ANY time in the shop. What I find, I use. Improvise and adapt, and take your time working through it. Patience is its own reward.

By the time I’m a level 25, you can be sure I’ve made myself some Stealth Armor with a Defense of around 92. Continue reading →

Dictators Are Good for Business

October 20, 2021Uncategorizedcqr, crystal radio, ej gold, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, pc games, reincarnationgorebagg

Yes, don’t let it deter you that the good old USA will soon be in the hands of morons — not like it is now! Keep working, do your thing, ignore the beast in the bathroom. Just keep truckin’.

That’s what I’m doing with the NEW PC games that I’m releasing this season. Who knows if we’ll have another? Continue reading →

Exploding Lips Non-Violent???

October 17, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, exploding lips, game, gamer, games, gaming, goddgames, gorby, gorebagg, ipiplaphobia, jal, lips, reincarnationgorebagg

I’ve sent out the unedited final proof of Exploding Lips, and now it’s up to the testers to determine if it’s ready for prime-time — I think it is, but they’ll tell me if there’s anything profoundly out in either the Orb or the .ini file. My bet is that we’ll have a DEMO within a few days, and a release soon after that.

My plan is to make Exploding Lips a full release, meaning that it downloads from payloads and is listed on Steam under “goddgames” of course, being a shooter. Continue reading →