Where’s the party??? That’s the real question when it comes to InstaGram, and the answer is shockingly simple, but you’d be hard-pressed to come up with this without a LOT of research.
Where’s the Party???
Did You Live in Ancient Atlantis?
Well??? DID you live in Ancient Atlantis, or didn’t you???
If you’d like the answer to that, just DM me right here in River City — and that starts with “T”, and that rhymes with “P”, and that stands for “Pool”. Trouble. Trouble. Trouble. (If you’re still scratchin’ yer head, them lyrics is from “The Music Man”, a Broadway musical that I have never seen, but somehow know all the dialogue and also all the lyrics to all the songs, and the same goes for “Oklahoma” and “West Side Story”. The music sort of sticks with you throughout the ages.
You can check out my first instagram page by logging onto instagram and clicking to my “leslieannstandup” page. Continue reading
Some IG Secrets
You can use the Godd™ Particle to “Escape Planet Trump” and stay safe from his goon squads, death squads and secret police!
Get the Godd™ Particle Here!
- Use “Feature Accounts” — have more than one account, and in fact, have one account for each and every separate subject that you market.
- Open a gmail account that has the same name as your IG account.
- Popular is not authentic. Be authentic, don’t try to be popular.
- Interact with comments — never outsource your comments.
- Use the “Like” button to connect with similars and lookalikes.
- Use all interactives, “Like”, “Subscribe” — use it all.
- Search LOCAL hashtags for local customers.
- Search for lookalikes for world customers.
- New people don’t come from stories, they come from hashtags.
- Use the “story” to deepen the connection to the page.
- Post exactly five (5) posts per day using the REDIC Principle.
Your Instagram Storefront
Nobody shops on eBay anymore. Ask anyone under 30, and they’ll tell you that IG — Instagram — is the only way to shop, but if you’re new to the game, you won’t know how to do even the simplest of things, take the easiest and most direct actions. You just won’t.
There’s no way to learn this stuff except the hard way.
Instagram is your only way out of the hole these days. There is no other way out at the moment, although new tunnels are developing, most of which lie well outside the scope of social media marketing.
Holy Smoke, Look at This!!!
You want a business from which you can sell great food products all over the internet and sell to locals as well? Complete bakery, great licensed commercial kitchen!!! It’s also a perfect location to set up a Farmer’s Market. The traffic here is as good as anywhere in town, and it’s set up as full-access, lots of parking, great neighbors, it’s a combination residence and business all in one package. A Tuff Shed out back would make it easy to live and work here, and a Tiny House out back would make it pure Heaven on Earth. Continue reading
Troubled by Falling Hair?
Here are a few examples of advertising copy writing. Copy is written always to a specific and very exact and very boring set of rules, called the “PAS” functions — Problem, Agitate, Solve. Basically set up a problem, deepen the problem and then offer a solution.
This is the very basic structure of all advertising copy. You have to get their interest first, and the thing they’re most interested in is themselves. Continue reading
Hashmarketing
What is “HASHMARKETING”?
It’s really very simple — it’s about finding a RELEVANT subject or thread on any social media platform, and hooking your wagon to the highest star, meaning the most obvious and loudest posting.
What you do is, you attach a commentary to it, along with a link to a purchase point. This used to be called “hijacking”, but is now considered a “deepening of the subject”.
The idea here is to stay on subject, appear relevant and to their point, and yet to strap your marketing buzzfeed onto a popular place, meaning that you take deliberate advantage of their traffic.
Hey, in this climate, you gotta do whatever it takes. Make sure you remember that as you go — it’ll keep you working when it gets real bad.
Badness comes in cycles, like everything else. You gotta learn to ride the swells and rest on the falls. Put the coin in the slot and ride the bumpy horsie. Continue reading
What’s Inside???
The fact is that you’ll never get a chance to fully explain the Godd™ Particle or any of the brightly-colored bracelet-bands that you’re offering for a TRY-ON.
To make this work, you MUST have nothing more in mind — the TRY-ON is the goal, the sale is totally extra, at least in your clear and uncluttered mind.
If you’ve done your work on yourself, selling will be easy. If you haven’t, then TRYING to sell will sharpen up your Essence Skills and bring your Essential Self to LIFE.
Just wearing the Godd™ Particle will awaken, but USING it will bring will and energy, and SELLING it will bring many levels of breakthroughs in consciousness and conscience.
In short, it’s a really terrific way to spend your day — expanding the community of Work and at the same time earning a nice income, not to mention all the folks you’ll be putting to work on your sales team when you decide to become its manager and distributor. Continue reading
Do Something Real
Why sit around for the next few years wondering what it would be like to actually BE in The Work? There’s no reason to waste the short time you have left on Planet Trump to complete your work here, and I have the perfect solution.
It’s a band. Actually 8 different bands. And YOU could be selling them in person and online and making a FORTUNE doing it.
Oh, don’t get all uptight about the money — it’s just an “enabling factor” that allows you to do even MORE to help others and bring intelligence, wit and wisdom to the community at large. Continue reading
Feel the Goods
Back in the 1930s and up into the mid 1970s, my Grampa Herman worked as a dress salesman and a manufacturer. He was one of three partners in the world-famous 5th Avenue fashion house of “Evie Porter”, a mix of the names of the daughters of two of the partners.
They made a large fortune in the dress business, which is something that is almost impossible and that very few dress houses have accomplished. Evie Porter Fashions lasted from 1919 in New York City to 1974 — over 55 years. Continue reading
Godd™ Particle – a Short Guided Tour
The Godd™ Particle can be carried, held or worn in a totally passive manner. Just put it on and wear it and forget about it until you take it off when you get home.
If you want more out of it, you have to do something to make it happen.
Go ahead and insert the Godd™ Particle flash drive into the USB port of your laptop or Pc and invoke the “Bardotown” starter Orb. Continue reading