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Getting in my Last Licks

July 26, 2019Uncategorizedact of war, civilwar, ej gold, election, election hacking, gorby, gorebagg, hacking, invasion, jal, joescarborough, mitchmcconnell, moscowmitch, newscycle, reincarnation, republicans, russian invansion, tally, trump, vote, votes, wargorebagg

“Moscow Mitch” McConnell Sold Us Out!

I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.

Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.

I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:

Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.

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Follow Me and Live Forever!

July 25, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, followers, gorby, gorebagg, jal, liveforever, rebirth, rebirthing, reincarnation, socialmediamarketinggorebagg

That’s the kind of #ClickBait or #SuckerBaitButton I’d put out there once my follower index reached at least a few thousand over a million, so the “unfollows” will not take you down below the million follower mark.

One million followers translates to money. Merely by selling your followers down the river, marketing-wise, you can generate a whole hell of a lot of bitcoins, with which you could retire to Switzerland and live the rest of your life in hiding — which, if you’re a natural recluse, could be a big win/win for everyone.

You’re out of the way, and they’re out of yours.

The whole meaning of life thing is really, terribly simple. There isn’t any big deal to it, nothing to learn, nothing to master, nothing to dig into or make efforts about — it’s just a simple click of a button or tap of the fingertip on the “follow” button on my InstaGram account. Continue reading →

Ignore Trump As Best You Can

July 24, 2019Uncategorizedcell compatible, cellphone, ejgold, gorbagg, gorby, gorebagg, jal, orb, pastlife, pastlives, rebirth, rebirthing, reincarnation, remedyorbs, smartphonegorebagg

You’ll have to learn to compartmentalize Trump so you can concentrate on your work, and you’ll need to work twice as hard to stay off road repair with the Donald Trump National Labor Work Force — all dictators like to lock people up and torture them, didn’t you know?

So if you want to avoid detention and slavery, you might want to sharpen up your marketing skills and get enough wherewithal to lift yourself and your family out of danger.

This is not the first time Americans have learned to fear their President, but it surely will be the last, especially when America gets split up three ways, into #Pacifica, which is a combo of the 13 western states, #AmericaTheBeautiful, which is the midwestern Bible Belt, and the east coast nation of #GreaterNewYork and #NewNewWashington, both of which are described in detail in my book, “SlimeWars”, written over 50 years ago, predicting everything that’s happening today. Continue reading →

Had Enough Trump Shit?

July 23, 2019Uncategorizedadvertising, buttons, compaign, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, marketing, past life, pastlives, promotion, reinarnationgorebagg

This is the latest button from a series of “click-bait buttons” I’ve been preparing for your edification.

I fully intend to run a school for smm agencies. If you want to run your own social media agency, I have a business plan for you, a step by step program, and a way to get into it for little or no money! Continue reading →

A New Zinger Every Day!

July 22, 2019Uncategorizedancientrome, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, past life, pastincarnation, reincarnation, smm, socialmediamarketinggorebagg

Face it, can you come up with a total “zinger” for every single InstaGram posting you ever put up from now on, every day for the rest of your life?

That’s not the real question, is it? The real question is, “Can you afford not to?”. Continue reading →

Quick Take a Peek!

July 21, 2019Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, instagram, jal, pastlife, pastlives, reincarnation, smm, socialmedia, socialmediamarketinggorebagg

I’ve been making these square colorful and provocative “buttons” or “click bait” all night long, and now I’ve run out of time to do a serious blog, so I’ll post as many of this night’s work as I can in the few minutes to spare before breakfast and the ICW — sounds like a 70s tv show, doesn’t it?

Okay, so the idea is to make the button attractive “eye candy” and to draw the victim — I mean “client” — in even further, by the arguably brilliant move of adding compelling and provocative text, making it inevitable that the client will press the “follow” button on your IG account sometime soon.

Gosh, if they even get so far as to glance at your button, you’re ahead of most in the game. You want to set up a question or an inquiry that leads the client at least two clicks further, getting them to your homepage or target page.

Whew. So here are a few examples. Please do not use them — I plan to. My object is to show you a few ideas, and then you can run on your own. Note that, at the moment, I’m not using anything except the screenshot capability of my browser in Second Life and, yes you have permissions to use those snappers — they thrive on you sharing them! Continue reading →

Have You Lived Before?

July 20, 2019Uncategorizedbuttons, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, marketing, reincarnation, smm, socialmediamarketinggorebagg

This is a great & attractive button to get someone over to your website.” Today!

Find Your Spirit-Path Today!

If you’re reading this, you are officially a #REBIRTHER — a #RebornOne — and #ThisMessage is definitely and specifically for YOU. Find out now, today all about the #ManyLives you’ve lived in the past, and how they are affecting you now, in #ThisLifetime. You can recover #LostKnowledge and skills by #reawakening your #AncientMemories.

Totally controllable, no overwhelm! You get the memories restored comfortably, at your own pace, and you get access to hundreds of ancient #civilizations and #HiddenKnowledge!

Get on the PLS Course and find out who and what you were, and who and what you are today! Continue reading →

Chant! Chant! Chant!

July 19, 2019Uncategorizedchant, chanting, ej gold, gobackhome, gohome, gorby, gorebagg, home, jal, mantra, mantram, reincarnationgorebagg

You can enter the Godd™ Particle World, for your Daily Tarot Reading.

Let’s hear it for chanting, but let’s leave chants like “Go Home”, or “Go Back Home” be reserved for times when we wish to return to the Point of Origin, the Godd™ Particle from which everything erupted in what is called today, “The Big Bang”, the Moment of Creation, followed shortly by “Let there be Light!”, something that I frankly do not recall having said.

Whether it’s a planned universe or just some more star barf, you can use the power of chanting to achieve your spiritual goals.

Chanting can enhance your Godd™ Particle’s incredible Shakti Power, but it really helps if you know which specific chants work best, and that’s what I propose to make sure you know about.

Do you really really MEAN IT when you say the prayer “May this be used for the benefit of All Beings Everywhere!”??? Continue reading →

Have You Had Enough?

July 18, 2019Uncategorizedchanting crowd, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, hadenough, hitler, jal, mobhysteria, mussolini, past life, racial, reincarnation, sendherbackgorebagg

I had considered putting the chanting crowd video here from last night’s Trump Rally, but I don’t want to repeat the offense, and I definitely don’t want to elevate it in any way shape or form to a level of recognition.

On the other hand, if you missed it, you have a big surprise coming.

The crowd chants “Send her back!” and this is growled and shouted and chanted at the ugly racist Republican Nazi Party “Rally” toward a duly elected American Congressperson, Rep. Ilhan Omar. Thus Donald J. Trump urges the crowd to violate Federal Laws against discrimination.

Hey, make no mistake, the Republican Party has been eaten alive by the Nazi Party. The KKK is now part of our Federal Government, forming a real “Deep State”, not a fake Trumpian whine and whimper.

Not only is the chanting crowd utterly powerful, unstoppable and totally dangerous to the health and safety of the targets — people of color, LGBT folks, non-Europeans and yes, even we Jews — or is it “us Jews”? Continue reading →

Racist Pig Awareness Week

July 17, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, god, godd, gorby, gorebagg, jal, karma, racist, reincarnation, trumpgorebagg

If you leave home without your Godd™ Particle, it’s your funeral.

Elaine Chao, are you there???

Perhaps “funeral” is not the best characterization of what will certainly happen to you if you fail to wear your Godd™ Particle when you leave your house, but that’s about what will happen, if you leave it behind.

Elaine Chao is the wife of Mitch McConnell, if you didn’t know. When I say “Go Home”, I am of course referring to her house in Louisville, Kentuky, which is where she belongs, according to Trump, because she’s an immigrant.

Hell, so were my grandparents, but not my parents. I’m third generation American, but I’m also a Jew, which makes me either Polish or Israeli, according to the white supremacists living in the White House today, and that includes the First Family — Melania is probably even more sociopathic than her feeble, dotard husband. Continue reading →