Take a Quick Peek!

I’m running short on time again this morning, so I’ll post a couple of examples of the kind of things I’m working on to enrich the postings, barb them up with hooks, get the metatags, tags and hashtags all in place, and of course rewrite the description so it fits what the search engine is looking for — it’s all about the Algorhythm, of course.

Okay, here are a few examples — learn from them as you can. I’ll be covering this whole subject of seo marketing, social media and virtual magic, which is magic that’s done in the virtual world to affect the real world, and yes, it does work.

The virtual rituals are a whole lot cheaper, and you can conduct them in the Sistine Chapel or the Taj Mahal, if you like — the cost? About $L3,000,000 Linden, which comes to about $12.80 American. Joking there, the rate of exchange is much closer than that.

Okay, here are a few things, and then I’m off to see the wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBA2bZd8OY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9aTngAx1AU&t=1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMcyJnC7Bek&t=9s

Gotta go,

See You At The Top!!!

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Can You Rank Your Video #1? I Can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkmdTFZ4Wp0&t=8s

Can you rank your youtube video #1 on the charts? Well, I can, right from the start. Take a look at this example right here — it doesn’t have much going for it, but it managed to get into a position on the first page of listings, and with a little more work, it could go all the way up the chart! Continue reading

You Might Get Ideas…

LeslieAnnStandup is your social media hostess for the day!

Steal This Idea!

That is what I’m hoping you will do. Watch the video, and see if it gives you any ideas, then make a video of your own, all your own taste and concept, but freely use the basic idea as much as you want to — it’s designed and intended to provoke YOU into action! Continue reading

Get a Job!

www.esens.com

Want a great side-hustle?

If you’re looking for a really terrific side-hustle where you can earn extra bucks on top of your horribly miserable triple salaries from three jobs just to keep food on the table, I have an incredible suggestion, an opportunity to really get out of the box, the hole, the trap.

You can use your social media skills to make money, to help the spiritual community and a whole lot more, and the job is simple to begin with, then it gets harder but also commensurately more rewarding, as is usually the case.

The first level of work is to look and like — I’ll be only too happy to explain. Continue reading

ejgoldguru social media

Running Late!

Just taking a moment to post a few of my new ejgoldguru thumbnail graphics — it’s a nice pleasant smiling face looking out at you there — probably mostly harmless. It might be okay to push the button and see the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8Es9GGN8U

The video is many years old, and the quality is low, the information hard to hear and the lighting absolutely terrible, else fine.

See You At The Top!!!

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Keys to the Kingdom

Yes, it’s true — you can accomplish the same work in the field of social media that you might do in seated meditation or “work on self” as it’s known in the West these days. The form is changeable and fluid, if you know the Teaching. If not, it all looks different and can be wildly confusing and seemingly paradoxical.

So I guess at first you’ll have to take my word for it — there’s WORK in them thar hills! Money, too, if you apply these skills to a business model such as an SEO agency.

Your first effort will be to create a video — any video — that expresses where you are and HOW YOU FEEL right now. This could take the form of a personal selfie style video where you’re walking or sitting in a garden by a fountain.

This is very relaxing, but it won’t get you very far without a gimmick of some sort — what gimmick? You’ll figure it out. Continue reading

A Little Test Today

First of all, get everyone you can to view this and share it.

Here’s what I want you to do:

click here

Now select the three most interesting buttons and explore them, look at the video, check out the promotion around the video, and remember that the promo is NOT the video, meaning that any promotion can be woven around any video — the content doesn’t matter, it’s all in the clickability, the attraction-power of the thumbnail & the title. Nothing else matters anymore, anymore, Mama. Please believe me, content is no longer important if, indeed, it ever was.

The whole point is, does your button make me want to push it?

Now take a dozen of my videos and share the hell out of them, get them out there, and most of all, get others to help you to get those videos out there! Propagation and ripple outward is the plan and yes, that is the whole plan.

Here is the Work Plan for YOU:

It’s really very simple for at least the first year as a work novice. Get hold of an Institute product, or wait to be assigned one, and video your reaction to it. That’s the whole bit. Then upload it to youtube and correctly promote it with all the tags, hashtags and key words that you can manage, and keep it relevant and keep it hot.

The next step? Get another product and do it again. Keep doing it. Remember where it is you’re sending your viewers and get a shopping cart in place or suffer the consequences!

That’s the basic work for the first year, and if it’s possible, put up ten videos a day until one or more of them goes viral.

That is the object.

If you have a lot of time on your hands, put up fifty videos a day! You can bet that somewhere, sooner or later, one of our videos WILL go viral, and from then on, we sail like the wind!

Until then, we’re just making wind.

See You At The Top!!!

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#helpgorby

Click on a few that appeal & SHARE them!!!

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Don’t go past where the titles begin with “Gorebagg -” those are the corrected promotions, although the videos remain untouched. I can’t do this without your help. You MUST help by sharing these as far out there as you possibly can. You’ll be sharing on FaceBook, on Twitter, on InstaGram and other outlets. Get busy! Get sharing! Get working!

Get hold of some ammies or books or anything we produce, then make a video about it or about you using it or talking about it or showing it to a friend, then upload the video and put in all the PROMOTIONS that you see me putting in — the hot keyword title, the hotlink to your landing page, the repeat of the title with some additions, the 3 hashtags at the bottom of the description, and the regular tags at the bottom of the field.

That ought to bring ’em in by the millions, if we all work together to make this happen!

See You At The Top!!!

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Despacito in Pseudo-Klingon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q47pnSW1zk&t=41s

Yeah, I’m making it up, it’s all in the wrist, doing what used to be called “Doubletalk”, where you imitate the general effect, rhythm and pacing of any language, more or less invisibly except that it’s total gibberish. I don’t speak Klingon, but I do have Klingon blood, according to my DNA results, so I guess I qualify as a Klingon vocalist, eh???

Please note that I have taken extreme liberties to exploit the famous song title, “Despacito”, and there, I’ve done it again, because I mentioned Despacito, which means that the spiders that look at this page and decide if it’s spammish or not will probably think I’m really talking about Despacito, when in fact, I’m actually talking about doubletalk, not Despacito — did you get that???

Notice the various liberties and stretches in this thing — it may or may not pass the smell test, but here it goes, into the atmosphere — there, it’s been launched on youtube, like a message in a bottle, with about as much chance of success as a message in a bottle on an ocean with thousands of miles of ocean and just a few miles of beach on which to land.

See You At The Top!!!

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Youtube Marketing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbXVKLQceY

This video garnered some 14,000 views, and it had ZERO marketing on it until just the other day! How about that for a story? And it’s even easier when you put in all the barbs and hooks that you should be putting in. Not adding the hashtags, ordinary tags and key words is like playing Diablo II without a Merc — it’s just plain stupid to play without a Merc. Continue reading