Good Morning, Vietnam America!

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Yes, it’s another Happy Valley Sunday, ain’t it? Here we are, ready to start another ICW morning meeting right after breakfast, which is coming up in just a few minutes. Gosh, that just doesn’t sound right — breakfast coming up in a few minutes…lemme rephrase that: breakfast will be served in a few minutes, so I’d better hurry and get this motherfucker up, huh? I’m using the word “Motherfucker” only in deference to “ShitMouth McConnell” who apparently shocked a number of Evangelical ministers with his racist language and opinion. Continue reading →

Get on Board!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBA2bZd8OY

Ridiculous, you say? People know how to cut halvah, who doesn’t know how to cut halvah??? Well, the fact is, most people have never even tried it, so here’s a video for them!

Well, my stats went from an average of 200 hits a day on my ejgoldguru youtube channel to well over 1,000 hits a day, and they’re all over the map, from recent to decades-old videos, and it’s all due to the sharpening of the video marketing, meaning that I’ve put some time and effort into the barbs and hooks surrounding the video. Continue reading →

Can You See The Magic?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDPKH577blc

See, there’s magic in them thar hills, all you gotta do is draw it out of there somehow — I put a full three hours into the new thumbnails for gorebagg, gorebag and gorebagdotcom, three gaming channels I operate on youtube, among some forty channels in all, amounting to several million views to date, composite score. Continue reading →

Astral Projection Simulators

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgeM210Z33A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqZSQklfWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2zURTERYI&t=13s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMgY5jYqFw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9WmDbSR8E

Treat this stuff as a combo of promotion and information, propaganda and indoctrination, if you like — the intention is to grow the group, and social media is where the party is and where everyone is hanging out, so get there and get busy growing the community!

See You At The Top!

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Let’s Do Some Subway Busking!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYsbp7FqTcQ

Well, this video sure proves that you never have to set foot in a subway station in order to be a subway busker on youtube. Merely set up a studio shot and sit there and busk away!

Now, if you put up a subway or street or library busking video, you’ll want to put up a whole bunch of them, in strange conditions and odd places, but mostly you’ll want a big bunch of people grooving and wigging out to your musical gig, right?

Okay, so how best to arrange a FLASH MOB EFFECT? Continue reading →

Wanna See How Shit Floats?

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Let’s Make Some Magic:

Enter these subjects into your search bar on youtube and see what happens! Now, these are not tightly specific — they are of general interest and are very large and inclusive search categories, very much toward the generic side, so expect that my videos will not be at the top, but they will be within easy reach of the top of the list, and therefore very likely to get some hits with their high ranking in this particular search, although in other searches they may be lower down or entirely absent, depending on the stupidity of the operator and the smartness of the browser.

  • 5 Best Copper Wire Projects
  • How To Wrap Crystals in Copper Wire
  • UFO Crash Sci Fi Parody
  • Jim Morrison Story
  • How I Make Magic Rings
  • How to Make a Sculpture Armature Cheap
  • SuperBeacon
  • Crystal Radio
  • How to Make a Silver Viking Ring

Okay, gotta go,

See You At The Top!!!

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Why Not Do Norton LIVE?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUTve1x4tQ8&feature=youtu.be

Here’s just a bunch of us geezers workin’ out onstage with the Norton Street script, which YOU could have in your own hot sweaty palms just by downloading the script plus permissions  to perform which you fill out, sign in blood and send in. Okay, the blood is a little exaggerated, actually you sign in electrons.

Dammit, once again I’m up against it for time, but I’ve worked on hundreds of videos on youtube overnight, and hope that you can keep up with it all. Try hooking into a long playlist and set it going while you’re at work, then “like” and “comment” and “share” as you are able and have the time.

Don’t forget — tomorrow morning starts off the VIRTUAL MAGIC CON at 6:30 am! I will have a whole lot of great stuff for you, and don’t let money stand in the way — if you’re not flush right now, you can get a workout scholarship and do the work at home! What’s more, I think you’ll enjoy and appreciate the work I offer in exchange!

See You At The Top!!!

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