My Sailboat, “Titanic Too”

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Yes, the ship of state is soon to sail, and we’re the anchor they’ll cast off when they leave port. What I mean is, you’d better get your marketing together TODAY, or lose the chance forever. This day will last a thousand years — if you want it to (few want it to).

My little “Bandit” VIRTUAL SAILBOAT is already sailing around the Ashram and has been operating in these waters for several years now — I’m working on a water race course for sailors with Bandits. Believe it, the Bandit is the only sailboat worth owning in Second Life.

I’d like to introduce the idea of Particle Linkage. Look, you can get a Godd Particle from Uncle Claude, put it on your Ashram Avatar and you’re linked up. See? Continue reading →

Gold Claim for Sale!

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You are bidding on the full purchase price of a non-patented Placer Mining Gold Claim in Sierra County, California. The claim is the Yuba Sutter Placer #2 located near Sierra City on Highway 49.

There is an easy off-road access and a wondrous camping ground right next door to the property, with all the benefits of a full camping ground.

The placer mining claim is a non-patented federal mining claim. Fees are current, and you will need to file paperwork every year in order to hold onto the property.

Upon payment, the mineral claim will be transferred via a notarized Quitclaim Notice filed in your name with the County and BLM.

This is a federal mining claim and mineral deposits are protected by law. All mining activity on these and any other claims is prohibited unless permission is obtained by us.

There is are two streams and a river running through the property. You get about 1,000 feet of river frontage and it’s located high up in the Sierra foothills.

Description Specifics:

  • The claim extends over 40 acres, easily accessed with 2-wheel drive vehicles, and there’s plenty of camping and play space.
  • Good easy access to both creeks and the river.
  • Good gravels directly over bedrock.
  • Plenty of tree roots, downed branches, rocks and other areas of possible collection.
  • Shallow to Medium deep water.
  • Mining level currently recreational only — no commercial operations here.
  • Area is quiet, safe, great for families. We go up there all the time.
  • Children & Senior Friendly, and the local people are great!
  • Enjoy panning, dry dredging, camping, rockhounding the great minerals, and getting to see the local wildlife at the terrific hotel down the road!
  • Gas, Recharge, Lodging, food and bars are close enough, but not right on top of you.
  • Plenty of water and plenty of parking and camping space.

THIS IS WHAT WE WILL DO FOR YOU:

Upon full payment plus a $250 fee, we will send you a Quitclaim deed naming you as the new owner of this mining claim. All fees and documents required by the BLM have been filed for this assessment year. You will need to file either an annual maintenance fee or an affadavit of performance of annual work with a waiver form with the BLM before September 1st, 2020, and each following year thereafter. If you fail to correctly file the paperwork with BLM, they will close the claim. We will include the required forms to maintain the claim in good standing with the BLM and send you copies of the following:

  1. GPS COORDINATES to get you right to the claim.
  2. You will receive the BLM recorded Quitclaim Deed after the claim is paid in full and you will receive the DEED some four to six weeks later.

See You At The Top!!!

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Sleuthing a Painting

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I happen to own this piece pictured above — it’s “Rainy Afternoon on the Champs d’Elysee”, an oil on canvas possibly painted by Antoine Blanchard, an often-counterfeited and very famous and popular artists of the 1950s and 1060s.

Verifying his work is extremely hard. He was profoundly prolific, and thousands of his oil paintings now flood the market worldwide. Continue reading →

Autocracy Basics

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Suddenly overnight find yourself living in an Autocracy? Don’t know what to do, don’t know the right words, don’t know the right people?

First off, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of an organized political party? If you answer yes, you won’t have ever voted Democrat.

I’m taking  a few moments away from working out on my Gretsch guitele, which finally has some new strings, although I haven’t yet affixed them to same, so I can write and sing some more devastatingly hilarious folk songs about Trumplestiltskin, to write a letter to Rachel Maddow, expressing a concern that you might also have about your own situation, so here’s an Open Letter To Rachel Maddow (I posted an email directly to her desk as well):

Hi, Rachel! I’m now 78 years out of port, having seen a hell of a lot. I’m a pro writer (Galaxy SF magazine, OMNI and a host of tv spots, gags & treatments and some 50 books currently in print and actually selling now and then) and that’s what I’m writing about. It’s not fanmail, although I have to say that your show is the only one I NEVER miss. This sometimes causes astonishing and unexpected situations. On the writing front, like John Lithgow — and this is the only comparison I’m going to make — I HAD to write a book about Trump or bust, and I did. It’s titled “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”. I hope my grandkids don’t adopt the same linquistic style as our current white house clown and, yes, I know — elect a clown, you get a circus. Well, I wrote the book and put it up for sale in a variety of formats, some three years ago. Like any other writer exercising First Amendment Rights and Steamletting Procedures, I vented full and well, and the book sits waiting for that viral moment, for which I may or may not be here. I’m sitting here these days waiting for that knock on the door, and that’s the reason I’m writing you. You’re the closest living being to Sherlock Holmes I’ve ever seen in action, so tell me — how long do I have to wait for that midnight knock?– ej gold

Is there anything you’ve done lately that might come to the direct attention of Trump or one or more of his brown-shirt goons?

If so, you might be high up on his LIST. You know which list I mean — the one that Nixon also kept.

It used to be bipartisan time, but now, it’s Friend or Enemy.

If you aren’t on the top of the ENEMIES list, don’t worry — your time will come soon enough. Actually EVERYBODY is on his list — he wants to take the entire planet with him when he goes.

The Bardo is NOT a lonely place, if you have friends in high places.

Got a book in you that’s demanding to get out? Hey, why wait until you can’t do it any more??? Write it now.

Are you a member of Congress? This is the time to speak out while you still can.

Do you have a vote? If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.

See You At The Top!

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Greatest Side Hustle for Planet Trump!

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What you’re looking at here is an 1826 Capped Liberty Bust Solid Silver Half Dollar SLABBED into a circular coin-friendly acrylic capsule and foam shockproofing, then mounted on a handpainted fibrecraft box, then cleverly daubed with glitter-glue.

DO THE MATH — This coin was made and issued in 1826, only 14 years after the War of 1812 when the British marched on, and burned, the White House, along with some of the city of Washington, until the rainstorm came along to stop it.

So where the hell are the British today? Are they any better off? Think about it! Only fourteen years after the war of 1812, and how many after the War of Independence, often incorrectly referred to as the “Revolutionary War”, just as “The War Between the States” is often quite wrongly called the “Civil War” — it was anything but civil.

We’re now on the eve of the Second Civil War, and I’m trying to get a handle on which coins will be collector’s items in the future — I only know of the few examples that have survived into the 37th century, which is where I actually am, communing with this ever-so-quaint  21st century SIM of Planet Earth which you call “The Real World”.

Pardon me, while I laugh. (ref: Twain, “Connecticut Yankee” op cit.)

There’s more to all this than meets the eye, but you need to know a little history in order to successfully collect, trade and/or deal coins, and if you’re making the coins into coin-topped snuff boxes, stash boxes, trinket boxes, notion boxes, collectible boxes or super-saturated overdecorated mini-treasure-chests, I have the answer. Continue reading →

Goodbye, America!

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The Purges have begun. Everyone who has been critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the one the Mexicans paid for, and I’ll be among them for a variety of offenses including my latest book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album and of course my annoying videogames that make fun of Trump and his allies.

I’ll be taken down along with Joan Baez for singing “Nasty Man”, and I’ve no doubt that John Lithgow will be taken away kicking and screaming for having written and published the book, “Dumpty”, a New York Times Bestseller that was presented to me by Dick and Pat — they found it at the Bookseller in town.

The said “Dumpty” is funny as hell, or it would be if it weren’t describing a dictatorship in the making.

It’s a nicely bound hardcover which has within its hallowed halls such treasures as The Mortification of Elliot Broidy, The Walrus and the Kleptocrat, Jared & Mohammed and much, much more, all of which are well-constructed and well thought-out poetic criticisms of the Mad King Trump the IIIrd, no relation to Mad King George except the outright lunacy and disregard for people.

Will Trump be stopped? Yes, he will. I have it on good authority that eventually, he WILL be stopped. The key word there is “eventually”. Don’t hold your breath. Continue reading →

A New Use For Old Coins

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Grading thousands of coins every night to make my Quantum Boxes.

Yeah, I’ve got a whole new product in my hands tonight — A guaranteed authentic 100-year-old VERY VINTAGE U.S. 1920 Lincoln Penny sealed into a protective acrylic capsule which is then mounted on a tiny papier-mache box to make a small and intricately designed “Trinkets & Treasures Box” or what is commonly called a “Memory Box”.

You’d keep small personal items that belonged to a person, place or time in there, which creates a powerful bond with the space-time config that is the source of the memorabilia. Continue reading →

Holiday Vacation is Over!

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Our Dear Little Buttercup says it all: “Your Pet Will Love You For This!” She hopes that every pet will have their very own Pet Particle someday soon!

This small but powerful collar-tag charm contains an entire 3-D virtual world in which positive affirmations are going on all the time, along with the quantum mechanics necessary to maintain telepathic communication between you and your pet or pets. Continue reading →

Orbs – New Releases

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I’m preparing a run of CLEANSING RADIATION Orbs that match the intentions of the REMEDY Orbs, but that work a whole lot more thoroughly, thanks to the Scrubber Effect and a bunch of new CR –that’s “Cleansing Radiations” — operations.

In short, it’s a LOT more active and the general effect is a LOT better, so try them for FREE on youtube, where I’ll be loading them up.

If you view them on youtube, not only are they totally FREE, but you can see them on your cellphone, and that means you can direct others to look on their cellphones and see the same thing!

If they’re viewed as youtube videos, there’s no download, no install, no nothing’ — just view it and another and another until the PLAYLIST string runs out, which is never. Continue reading →