5 Best Non-Violent Video Games

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Everybody says they want non-violent video games, but does anybody actually BUY them??? Here are the five best non-violent video games as of August, 2020:

Take a ride through the one-minute Karma Wash and see how great it feels when you’re scrubbed clean of accumulated karmic barnacles and surface crud. You’ll learn osmotically how to take the Cleansing and Dissolving Radiations.

Be prepared for the Afterlife by getting used to it now.

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What will they say about you when you’re dead?

Have you ever wondered what they’d say when you’re laid out in the funeral home chapel? Well, here’s your chance to really learn about yourself, when your friends and neighbors take the opportunity to roast you.

Of course, at the pre-need “End of Life Celebration”, you actually get to respond to your critics with scorchers and zingers and put-down shticks of your own — something you’ll find almost impossible at your actual funeral.

By the way, I have a firm policy — you don’t go to my funeral, I certainly won’t go to yours — and you shouldn’t ask for a big fancy funeral. All you want is a few close friends to gather at the grave site and bring you back to life.

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How Stupid is He???

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Trump wants everybody to ignore the corona virus, “Because it will all of a sudden go away,” and he wants YOU to send YOUR kids back to school, even with the high risk of sudden death for students, teachers, administrators and of course, grandparents of said schoolkids.

Okay, let’s for a moment say that it can be done without money, which is how Trump is demanding it be done.

Your kids are in school from, let’s say, 8:30 every day, with no alternate days to lower the numbers of kids in a single classroom at one time.

They are there five days a week, 8:30 am to 2:30 or 3:00 pm. Continue reading →

You Can Book a Game with a Legend Pro Player!

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If you’ve ever booked a game with a tennis pro or a  golf pro, you know the value of playing with someone who really knows how to rip the tops of heads off the local demons, and that goes double for golf and tennis.

It’s not just another pretty 3d shooter. It’s the eternal never-ending struggle between good and evil, or as some would have you believe, Good and Evil.

The game is in itself irrelevant, and other games are being contemplated. The main idea is to provide folks with a LOT of time on their hands with something not merely interesting, but also challenging, very challenging, on a sliding scale upward into infinity. Continue reading →

5 Easiest Work From Home Jobs

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Welcome to the world of Frank & Wilbur Covid. It’s the new normal, and the new reality is that you’ll wear a face masks for the rest of your life, and if you’ve just come into the world, you’ll never know what it was like to not wear a mask.

At the moment, without a safety net of any kind, with a government under the control of a three year old crybaby rightly named “Mashed Potato-Head Donnie”, your future is very uncertain.

Anyone with an ounce of sense and a moderate amount of calmness can stay home more or less permanently for the next few months or so, and working from home is the way to make that a workable solution.

“Stay at Home” is the operant phrase here, and that means finding some way to make a living while never leaving the house. Continue reading →

It’s Deja Vu All Over Again!!!

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Well, it’s a good day, feeling well enough to get up and get out and take a long, long walk. The temperature outside is ONLY 92, which gives us a breather between the 100 degree days of July and August.

The air conditioner doesn’t work well enough to cool the air when it’s that hot outside —  oh, it used to do the job quite well last summer season, but it’s not the device it once was, and needs replacing.

Problem is, that’s the bedroom air conditioner, and I’ve been quarantined for years, but officially only since March, so how do we get the thing installed? Continue reading →

GoreBagg’s World 3D Shooter

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You start here, at the Hobbit Village, where you can resupply or just visit and chat with the locals.

Nothing bad happens in this little hobbit town — no zombies here, but just over the little stone bridge and you’d better watch your step.

The object is to avoid annoying the zombies as you stroll through the woods and little hamlets along the way.

If you stumble across one or more, they will immediately commence to attack you relentlessly and mercilessly.

At least, I HOPE mercilessly — I programmed them that way to make your task just a little more difficult. Continue reading →

Virtual Art, not Digital Art!

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What I produce is virtual art — housed within the context of a 3-D environment. While it is arguably digital, that’s not how it will become known in the future, and virtual art IS the wave of the future, particularly that art aimed specifically at the cellphone user.

Yes, your 22nd century art collection will be housed within your cellphone or on the cloud, and collectors will go to great lengths to achieve uniqueness.

I have a very sophisticated ten-key padded lockable flash drive, into which I intend to place my UNIQUE Virtual Fine Art, to insure its scarcity. Continue reading →

Sculpture in a New World

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In a world of social distancing and quarantine, architectural scale sculpture will not be at the top of the world’s shopping lists anytime soon.

If you know a few billionaires, you might survive as a sculptor, but if not, you’re doomed to turn out little plaster casts of your customers’ faces.

I have a solution. Turn out your architectural sculptures in virtual, then if a client wants the full monty, you can hire engineers to build it for them, sign a name plaque, and send it out for delivery.

You don’t have to actually build the thing. You build a “Proof of Concept” in a virtual world setting, and then you build it for real if someone actually wants it for their home or office. Continue reading →

New Product Alert!!!

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I have so far made only two examples of my Virtual Sculptures, a project that I started tonight, and will continue as long as there’s some interest in the subject of virtual art, and in particular, virtual sculpture that come to you housed in a fashionable wearable specialty high-speed flash drive, for the low, low price of only [INSERT PRICE HERE].

They can be collected, traded, bought and sold as a piece of jewelry containing original artwork, and that takes it out of the realm of software and into the realm of fine art.

Yep, I’ve got a new product in hand, and I want to introduce it to you. It’s quite simply a unique, one-of-a-kind virtual sculpture that can be viewed, walked around, studied and even photographed.

I keep a copy in a safe, but yours is the only copy besides mine, and that makes it unique and saleable as a collectible. Continue reading →

What To Do This Hour

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What’ll I do now, this very hour???

Well, not just this hour, but every hour of every day. You’re in lockdown and social distancing, and you know what it means to feel all alone.

In the Real World, that IS the situation, but in the Relative World, you can do something constructive about it.

What I mean by “constructive” is that it supports and enriches your spiritual life and higher consciousness. Continue reading →