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The Eternal Game

September 11, 2020Uncategorizedej gold, eternal game, game, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8JM143M92Y&t=148s

The Eternal Game — it’s always some form of “Capture the Flag”, whether the flag is a small transportable object or an entire country, and it goes on and on and on with or without you.

As a player, you can come and go. As a character in the game, you can’t go anywhere but where you are, and that’s the condition in which most people find themselves just after being rebirthed.

An endless parade of birth and death and rebirth or, as Yogi Berra said, “It’s deja vu all over again.”.

If you’re one of the late bloomers, you’ll be asking yourself “What in the world are you talking about???”, but if you’re ready to Hit the Road, Jack, you will heartily welcome the news that the game is still on, still running strong and the server is, as always, almost full, with just one open slot — you always get there just in time, whatever that means.

Hey, if you’re equipped with the standard model human, you’ve got a belly-full of neurosis by the time you hit 30.

At 60, you’ll be slowing down a bit, and when you’re well into your 70s and 80s, you’ll be wondering what’s taking so long. Continue reading →

Loser? Sucker? Screw You, Donald Trump!

September 9, 2020Uncategorizedairforce, army, coastguard, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, losers, marines, military, military service, navy, reincarnation, suckers, trump, trumpies, trumpismgorebagg

Fatty lived once as Hitler — is there any doubt?

What are you saying, Fatty?

That we who served in the military are losers?

That those brave souls who died in combat, in total sacrifice and service to their country, were suckers, were losers, were stupid???

Screw you, Donald, AND the bone-spur you rode in on.

Apparently, Trump can’t remember which foot it was, and if you’ve ever had a bone-spur, you’d know he’s lying.

You can tell when he’s lying — his lips are moving. Continue reading →

Prosperity Path Free University

September 7, 2020Uncategorizedejgold, freeuniversity, gorby, gorebagg, jal, prosperitypathfreeuniversity, reincarnation, universitygorebagg

Yep, that’s the idea — a free university, online in zoom, free to all — and for that, I need YOUR help.

Yes, you.

What, you thought others would come rushing in to support this very ambitious project? Well, they won’t, unless YOU do. That’s how it works.

Back in the twentieth century, I used to shop at our friends’ little market on Fountain Avenue in L.A. — Les and Mike Nicola.

I was a poverty-struck art student, and one customer paid $20 every week toward my groceries, in addition to what the Nicolas added to my shopping bag.

A few years later, Mike Jr. happened to mention the name of my benefactor — the comedian and TV star, Danny Thomas.

Next day, I was in the store, and at the meat counter was Danny Thomas, so I went over there and thanked him and said hello to his little girl, Marlo. If you’re in touch with her, please tell her hello from me — I haven’t seen her for ages, but I’ve heard her unforgettable and uniquely distinctive voice.

Marlo is now doing voice-overs for PSA (Public Service Announcements) for St. Jude Hospital, and one of the things that makes that hospital so unique is that the patients don’t pay a penny for medical care.

It’s all done by donations, and that’s how I plan to fund my free university, so the students don’t put out the cash — which they don’t have — and folks who have benefited from their education and made a good life can now give something back to the next generation. Continue reading →

some fun videos just for you

August 30, 2020Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, tf2songsgorebagg

Here are just a few sunday specials for your enjoyment and edification:

Isn’t that a veritable howl? Try this one for sheer team fortress fun:

Bit of a rocker, eh? how about this for a morning viewing spree?

and one more before i dash off to breakfast and the ICW —

Okay,

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Trump Who???

August 29, 2020Uncategorizeddisasters, ej gold, elections, gorby, gorebagg, history, humans, jal, reincarnation, trump, wipeoutgorebagg

I’m sorry … you mentioned someone or something called a “trump”, and I don’t recall ever hearing the word, although there is, back in the 37th century, a mysterious latex hand-colored Halloween mask from the 21st century, and on the base of the neck it’s stamped, “TRUMP”, but until now, I had no idea it was an actual person.

Well, not an ACTUAL person, but he does sort of look somewhat life-like on TV, although I’m told he gives away his robot nature by the way he doesn’t look straight at you.

Kinda like the classic case of the average purse-snatcher, although I understand his snatching is aimed slightly lower down.

It may very well be that Trump achieves his kingship, but we will have the last laugh. There are forces in the world over which nobody — no one living, at least — has any control.

Let’s Review My Options:

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10 Best Weapons For Today

August 26, 2020Uncategorizedcharacterclasses, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, greatsweapons, jal, reincarnation, teamfortress, tf2, weaponsgorebagg

You will surely need a “best” weapon in these trying times, what with the Reds and Blues both trying to dominate the system, and only one side can win, as you know — right after you hear “You’ve Failed” in your dead mother’s voice, the winning team will jump over to your safe zone and wipe out every last one of the losers, even in your spawning space.

Not only is it humiliating, it takes up extra time that could be spent hiding. But that IS the tradition, except in CTF Two Forts, of course. In that case, after the third successful run on either side, the counter resets itself. Continue reading →

He’s all about his face

August 24, 2020Uncategorizedallabouthisface, allaboutthatbass, base, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

He’s All About His Base – Randy Rainbow Parody Song

Chords: G, Am, D

Because you know he’s all about his base
‘Bout his base, no feelings,
He’s all about his base, and his own self-dealings
He’s all about his base, ’bout his base, appealing
To only just his base, just his base.
Yeah, it’s pretty clear
Who this schmuck is talking to,
And I can guarantee
It’s not to me or you.
Whatever happens, he’s got just one response,
He says what they think to get what he wants.
Why, he’s still talkin’, talkin’ about all them travel bans,
I know it’s hard to fathom,
But he’s still got lots of fans.
If you ain’t never seen one, connect the dots,
Because they’re mostly white supremacists
And Russian Twitter bots.
You know Obama he told me he loved me no matter what,
Abraham Lincoln he taught me don’t settle for what you got.
And JFK said don’t ask what your country can do for you,
But Donald Trump says whatever the hell his base wants him to.

Why?

Because you know he’s all about his base, and it’s unproductive,
He’s all about his base, and it’s real destructive,
He’s all about his base, and it’s um, reductive,
He’s all about his base, ’bout his base.
He’s bringing stupid back,He’s an unmanageable maniac,
He likes the dummies who don’t give him flak,
‘Cause they’re the base, and they’ll believe whatever comes out of
That shithole on his face.
Michelle Obama said that when they go low that’s when we go high,
But if I get any higher, I’m scared I might touch the sky.
And while he’s quick to take credit for fixing the stuff he broke,
You know that most of the country still thinks he’s a great big joke.

You can add the “Lips are Moving” part on your own. My voice just ain’t up to it. Continue reading →

100 Wedding Guests, No Mask, No Distancing, No Danger! Here’s How:

August 22, 2020Uncategorizedbonds, bride, chapel, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, groom, jal, marriage, matrimony, reincarnation, weddding, wedding cake, weddinggowngorebagg

Bride, Groom, Wedding Clothes, chapel, cathedral, matrimony, wedding cake, wedding gown, wedding feast, and fancy Monarch Motors stretch limousines and flower cars …

That’s right. UNMASKED GUESTS.

In fact, you can have up to 100 wedding guests at your wedding, and up to 400 with the Unlimited Expense Virtual Wedding — all coming to the party with NO masks, NO social distancing and absolutely NO danger to you or anyone else, and I’ll tell you how to do it, and what you can do about it and how YOU can help save lives and earn a very hefty living at the same time, and never have to leave your house if you don’t want to! Continue reading →

It’s Just a Penny

August 18, 2020Uncategorizedcoin, coin knowledge, coinology, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, justapenny, penny, reincarnationgorebagg

1796 over 94 Flowing Hair Liberty Capped is offered at $4,500.00 firm.

The coin above was made at the very beginning of the United States of America, and is one of the rarest of its type. The price is designed to give room to the next owner to resell it at a profit.

Problem is, you haven’t a clue what the hell I’m talking about, and that will remain your condition until you achieve COINLIGHTENMENT, which may be never, unless you can MAKE yourself become interested in the subject, but why on Earth would you do that?

You’re already busy, and have no time for frivolous pursuits like coin collecting — but it isn’t coin-collecting — it’s achieving a state of knowledge that can have incredible rewards, some of which are in personal wealth, but many are along the line of personal enlightenment and spiritual attainment, all from the study and trade of coins.

What’s the gimmick???

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Going Postal!

August 16, 2020Uncategorizedballot boxes, ejgold, gagmer, gaming, going postal, gorby, gorebagg, jal, polling stations, reincarnation, tax, taxes, video game, vote, voting ballotgorebagg

What is “Going Postal”?

Going Postal is the latest in my “Escape From Planet Trump” series of very retro super-violent mindless slaughter style “3-D Shooter” video games like you might remember from the ’70s and ’80s, if you’re old enough to go back that far — I go back much farther.

Okay, so what’s the deal? How does it work? What’s it do for me?

First of all, realize that “Going Postal” is just one of many levels of gaming and play interaction, with the idea in mind that you’ll release some anger and frustration and fear in the game environment so you don’t actually have to go to the extra expense of purchasing an actual weapon — my personal preference is the trenching tool from Team Fortress 2, but that’s their property. I’ve made a trenching tool of my own for this little romp through the post office.

No Vote, No Tax!!!

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