I think you’re in for a few minutes of solid laughs here — I can’t imagine anyone getting through it without at least one break in the squalor of daily life.
The kid is amazing — he has a lot of talent, and clearly can break out of just the one gag.
That’s it for now — just wanted to share these unique comedy moments with you.
See You At The Top!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXRBFWi1lHM
FIRST VERSE:
Donald Trump has the virus, Melania, too.
I know how I feel about this. How about you???
I’ve never wished anyone to get covid 19,
But just in this one single case — well, you know what I mean.
SECOND VERSE:
I had hopes that Biden would handle this guy,
But here is a new hope that fell from the sky.
I hope they live through it but get super-sick,
Melania deserves it, and so does that prick.
THIRD VERSE:
Let this be a warning, that this is no joke,
Whomever thinks that the virus is a Democratic hoax,
You really can’t fool us with fake legislature,
You can’t fool all the people all the time,
and it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
FOURTH VERSE:
There’s more to this world, than Donald can know,
There’s spirit and kindness, and the Devil below.
Let Trump and his enablers, heed this advice,
You’d better be good, and you’d better be nice (Ho, Ho, Ho!)
CHORUS:
It’s all about the Mask – and the distance – and the washing,
It’s all about the Mask,
All about the Mask, yeah,
You’d better wear a Mask.
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In uttering that phrase, he instantly stole the election. It’s done. It’s over. Period. Continue reading
You can’t change a single vote, and you’re stuck with whatever happens, because we’re all locked into the United States. Thanks to Trump and his Asshole Minions, they don’t want us in their shithole country.
He’s really done us proper, and he’ll pay the penalty at the ballot box, but he’s going to cheat, so the election really doesn’t matter.
Long live President Pelosi, but I digress. There’s a bad smell coming out of Washington, and I’m afraid it’s mirrored almost everywhere these days.
It’s time for the War Cycle again, sigh. This happens every single time, and I try to warn folks, but they can’t help it — they’re stuck in the bot brain.
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Freakout time it is, and as they say, “It is what it is.”
The Republicans just can’t seem to play fair, can’t win without cheating, and they’re stacking ALL the courts, so a Jew or anyone else “of color” can’t get a fair trial nohow.
In video gaming, it’s all about fair, but that doesn’t seem to count for much among the very rich, very privileged and very white.
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Have you ever wondered who pays Joe Rogan, and how much does he earn per podcast? Come to think of it, unless you’re glued right into the social media scene, you’re more likely asking, “Who the hell is Joe Rogan???”, and you’d be right.
He started as a nobody, a nothing, a soul without a voice — gee, that more or less accurately describes your exact predicament today, doesn’t it?
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Back in the 19th and 20th centuries, if you wrote murder mysteries for a living, which my Dad and two uncles did during and just after the Great Depression of the 1930s, you probably used the expression “Murder most foul!” at least once in the course of your main character’s investigation and of course, the inevitable sitting-room “reveal”, where we learn that the villain had done nothing suspicious throughout the first part of the book.
It was in fact a given that the key clues would typically not appear until the next-to-the-last page of the aforesaid mystery novel. Continue reading
Want a job where you just stay home, listen to your favorite music and eat your own food instead of restaurant food, avoid crowded public transportation, don’t have to deal with your boss and your supervisors all day long, and don’t have to worry about being fired — you are your own boss.
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