Once in a while — and in your case, perhaps quite often — you’ll really want a video to demo the product you’re listing on eBay, and you’ve heard that you can’t do it.
Darn Good Stuff Just Fer Youse
I seldom watch an entire video, but this caught my attention the whole time through. This should serve as an inspiration to you — just follow your own path and you will set yourself free.
If you have a few more minutes, how about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxi2GQ5SEVo
And here’s the result:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwMCtKlFfXg
So there you have it — my secret method of creating multitrack blues videos, with drums, bass, rhythm guitar, lead guitar and solo and group vocals, up to a total of 8 distinct tracks, and I don’t have to ship them over the internet, match them up in sync, or wait a couple of weeks to get the tracks.
I’ll be going over the secret of multitrack blues videos at this morning’s meeting, so don’t miss out on it — be there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sylGjWa3lyw
Gotta go — have posted a buncha videos, and I’m mighty tuckered out. Maybe I’ll see you at the morning ZOOM ROOM.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
Happy Safe Harbor Day, America!
Happy Safe Harbor Day, December 8, 2020 — this is the day where all the electoral votes are locked in, protected from attacks in Congress. At this moment, all of the states except Wisconsin will be safe as of today.
This would be fine, except that Rep. Moe Brooks, an asshole if ever there was one, has decided to challenge Biden’s electoral votes and elect the loser.
Both chambers would debate the issue, and then there’d be a vote, and it could very well overturn the entire electoral process.
So, once again, it is shown that the American Electoral Process is weak enough that a single person acting alone can bring the whole thing down, as did Emily Murphy.
And then there’s the truly stupid and amazingly unethical former mayor of New York City, who was an asshole then, and he’s no less an asshole now. Continue reading
Dark Hours – click HERE Before Running Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48qXqRE77Gc&feature=youtu.be
It starts out bad and, second by second, it gets worse. You know the kind of night I’m talking about, where you’re so tired you want to lie down right where you are, where your legs are so heavy they feel like they’re sinking into the floor, yet you can’t close your eyes, you’re so twitchy, anxious, worried about dozens of things that might not ever happen, but they could, and you’re just waiting for the axe to drop.
“Wired & Tired” they used to say after a music gig. “Wired and tired.”
There’s a thin film of sweat all over your body, and a general malaise, nothing definite, nothing you could point to, but SOMETHING is bothering you, making you tremble, sweat and shake.
A feeling of impending doom falls on your head, and you can’t shake the thought that something dreadful is about to happen or may be happening right now, just outside your circle of awareness. Continue reading
How To ZOOMSHOP For Fun & Profit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKP82VYpNLQ&feature=youtu.be
You’re wondering what the Hell to do now to make a living, and you’re hoping you can stay at home while doing that. Well, the answer’s very clear. Here’s my simple solution for the complex and difficult, almost insurmountable, marketing problems of today:
Build a ZOOM shop. I’ll show you how. I’m assuming that by now, everyone on the planet and a few Martians already has ZOOM on their system or in their cellphone, so let’s start from there.
Okay, go ahead and evoke ZOOM from your desktop, and … what? You don’t know how to make the little sign thingies go onto your desktop? Continue reading
President Binden Wins!
Yes, I know it’s “Biden”, but that ain’t funny, nohow, so it’s “Binden” for the laughs.
Christmas is finally here — we’ve had Black Friday and Cyber Monday is upon us, so start spending!
While you guys have been watching the news, I bin making jewelry nonstop for the past several days, and last night, I delved into the one remaining roll of 18k wire that I have left in my metals larder.
There was just enough wire to make exactly 13 small Modernist style earrings — actually there were 26 earrings in all, making 13 pair, to be precise, and precision is what we’re after, here.
I’m offering these solid gold earrings at $62.50 a pair — that’s nowhere near retail, it’s your heavily marked-down price!
Limitation is, I have just the 13 pair. Continue reading
No Photo
That’s right. No photo. Dammit, I just created the most amazing invention, The Mood-Altering Total Relaxation Collar, using my special handmade fast-reaction mood beads.
I have no photo of it, so I can’t post a photo of it. Bummer.
I know what you’re going to say. “Why not point your cell phone at the thing and post the .jpg on facebook or something.”, and I couldn’t agree more. It’s totally reasonable, except that I have no cell phone, and I wouldn’t know how to use one if I did, which I wouldn’t.
I don’t like cell phones, iPads, iPhones or computers in general, and it’s not just what they end up doing to rid themselves of the mass of humanity that clings to the surface of this little mudball of a tiny little rocky planet, third from the sun.
So forget the cell phone solution. It’s just not in the cards. Do your best to visualize it. Continue reading
Oval Office Moving Sale – Bargains Galore!!!
OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE!
It’s time for my OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE! It’s a giant $20 Bargain Day, featuring incredible bargains, just to get some space in my Oval Office and studio here at the Western White House!
EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
If you appreciate good beads and silver jewelry and coins and HAND-PAINTED pendants and all sorts of rings, bracelets, armbands and you-name-it, you’re going to get a kick out of today’s Really Big OVAL OFFICE CLEARANCE SALE. Continue reading
The Emily Murphy Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLbxZ36mbG0
Lyrics Below:
She’s Emily Murphy, the whole world knows her now. (3x)
She’s Emily Murphy and before her, we must bow.