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Horrifying! Disgusting! Provocative!

July 16, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, marketing, reincarnationgorebagg

find treasures like these for only $1 starting bid, on eBay.

Yeah, that’s what I said — “Horrifying, Disgusting and Provocative”, and you wouldn’t believe what happened — that’s when I took the advice of my friend Nessa — “Project Girl Boss” is her handle on youtube — to spice up my listings a bit with provocative instantaneous appeals to the emotional centrum. In short, shocking headlines, along with shocking and/or provocative photos, to oversimplify it quite a bit, but you get the general idea.

Well, Hell, my statistics went right through the sky. Continue reading →

It Worked!!!

July 15, 2021Uncategorizedcat heaven, ebay, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, retail, sales, selling, shorts, wholesale, youtubegorebagg

I’m thinking of completing this and listing it on eBay. What do you think?

So I tried using the same techniques on eBay that I’ve been using on youtube, and by golly, it worked!

Same exact things do exactly the same on each venue. I can bump up the “view” rate and increase the number of bids, using the same skills and getting the same outcomes. Continue reading →

The Attack of the Vax Zombies!!!

July 13, 2021Uncategorizedattack of the zombies, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, zombie, zombie vax, zombiesgorebagg

NFT – “What Really Happened on Easter, Actual Photo” 1/1

There’s a not-surprisingly wacky, demonically-inspired piece of political bullshit that warns us that people who get vaccinated inevitably turn into mind-controlled zombies.

God, how I wish that were true. Apparently it doesn’t take anything to turn them into zombies — they’re born that way.

Think of it — millions and millions of zombied-out Americans, wandering around looking for snails, bugs and chicken wings to eat. Continue reading →

Mario & Zelda at $1 Million Dollars, wow!

July 12, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, mario bros, mario brothers, reincarnation, vintage video games, zelda, zelda 1987gorebagg

A copy of Mario Brothers and a copy of Zelda went at about a million dollars each at an auction a couple of days ago.

You know what? I was a game developer back then, and I have a few trunkloads of early videogames, some of which were signed by the developers and of course never opened.

Gosh. Think about it. Had I not opened the boxes of my Zelda and Mario Bros. games, I might have been able to send several kids through college and have enough left over to buy myself a vintage Stingray to drive around the farm. Continue reading →

$1 Dollar, No Reserve

July 10, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, nftart, nfts, opensea, reincarnationgorebagg

If you get the VAX, you turn into a zombie. Everybody knows that.

Yep, there it is in a nutshell. One dollar to open, no reserve, no gimmicks, no kidding. Time to find out, as an artist, if what you’re producing isn’t even worth a dollar to some kind hearted supporter.

But that’s exactly what IS going to happen to your ego if you attempt this Highly Spiritualized Daily Practice, and that’s the theme of my newest latest adventure on eBay, under the seller-name, RareAndUnusual, and you’re invited right now to come take a look at my treasures, lavishly displayed on my eBay seller’s store page, just as folks could be doing at yours, right now.

You could be doing the same thing I’m doing, and making passive cash in this very lucrative and exciting side-hustle.

I’m not in it for the money, although it’s definitely “easy” money. I’m in it for you. I want to show YOU how YOU can be creative, stay competitive, and work safely from home. Continue reading →

Where Have I Been???

July 8, 2021Uncategorizeddonation, ebay, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, opensea, reincarnation, sellinggorebagg

USB NFT – “Gorby’s Emporium” 1/10 – signed & numbered – $89.95

Sometimes I lose track of time, don’t you? What I mean is, I suddenly realized that it’s been days since I communicated any of this incredible stuff to anyone, so here I am to remedy that with this update:

First of all, we’re only hours away from release of the Godd Particle — just one more little tiny bug. I wouldn’t want to have to reload any of those particles with corrected software, so we’re really squeezing hard to get all the kinks out before we ship them out.

Also good news, we have enough Godd™ Particles to ship the first wave of orders — we just barely squeaked by. This is significant because our particles come to us from a far-away land, and it could take months, but as I mentioned, we have them in hand, having foreseen this situation months ago. Continue reading →

Godd™ Particle Commercial?

June 21, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, godd games, goddd particle, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

You can pre-order the Godd™ Particle Upgrade today.

Hi, EJ Gold here for the Original Godd™ Particle, the incredible Personal Power-Up.

Right out of the box, the Godd™ Particle starts to work. It generates the spirit world which coats and protects the Essential Self.

The Godd™ Particle penetrates deep into the Essential Self, even into the deepest darkest corners of the Deep Self. Continue reading →

What’s Inside???

June 13, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, god particle, godd, godd particle, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

You won’t recognize BardoTown when you see the New Release!

If you’re about to receive a Godd™ Particle in the mail, meaning you’ve ordered one or more of them already, you should know that it’s only weeks away from Release, and you’ll probably want to know what’s in it, what’s new, what’s different.

You might even want to know what a Godd™ Particle actually is, and what it’s for. Well, here are some answers to those questions:

The Overworld Map contains many connections to outlying orbs representing the interiors of various buildings in the town.

In this build, all exteriors are in the Overworld, all interiors are outlying orbs, separate maps connected by an OSTRAP, but tonight, I won’t get technical. Let’s just look at the basic facts here. Continue reading →

Need More Money?

June 5, 2021Uncategorizedartpatron, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, patron, reincarnation, youtubegorebagg

Sugar Ray Leonard was a family friend. The NFT is for sale, the original glove is not.

Need more money???

Okay, how about a million dollars, just for starters? No, I’m not kidding, nor am I putting you on, or leading you by the collar or wandering down the rosebush lane.

It’s a fact that you have the very real possibility of becoming the most collectible and sought-after NFT creator on the planet, and all you have to do is TRY.

Oh, well, there goes the ballgame. Continue reading →

It Bloody Worked!!!

May 17, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nessa, nft, project girl boss, reincarnatiion, short, shorts, video marketinggorebagg

I’ve been following my friend ‘Nessa on youtube for several months now on her youtube channel, “Project Girl Boss” — go to Nessa’s channel — and I have taken and relied upon her advice for many of my recent adventures in youtube marketing and promotion, and this evening, I communicated to her that the latest hint I had received from her videos was to be challenging, provocative and resistant in my headlines, at least, and I did it with about 20 videos I launched about 20 hours ago.

She is very responsive to her viewers and I appreciate this — it’s one of her primary recommendations, that you interact with others, and that’s good advice, in these isolated and troubled times.

For your very mental health, stay connected. Continue reading →