Questions From Kelli

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Kelli has a class project due today — we all thought we had another week to work on it, but it snuck up on us real quick-like, and here we are:

“Why did you start performing as LeslieAnn?

Somebody had to do it. Seriously, it just seemed to me to be the safe time to cross-dress, but that isn’t true under the Rule of Trump, just under the Rule of Law, which we no longer have. Notably, I have not performed as LeslieAnn nor have I costumed up for photo ops since Trump stole the Presidency with a trick of the Electoral College, while losing the popular vote. Gender, Race, Religion and Intelligence are all presently under attack, and I wouldn’t appear in public as anything but white Christian if I could help it. It’s tough enough to face the prejudice as a Jew — add to that the homophobia and racism and you get “No Comedy Tonight” — signs that hung outside theaters under Hitler’s regime. Like Hitler, Trump has zero sense of humor. My aim in comedy is not to perform it, but to teach it. I had good teachers, like Frank Gorshin and Jonathan Winters, and comedy is a great path to wisdom. For some oppressed people, it’s the only way they can get in a lick or two while being beaten to a pulp by a large bully or an overwhelming mob of crazed zombies. For some great examples of this, check out Mel Brooks’ takes on Hitler, Jeff Dunham’s political rips, and Carol Burnett’s entire show all the time. Like I said, many comedians want to be saying something clever while they’re being driven into the ground by a bully.

“What is the meaning of LeslieAnn?”

Nothing in particular.  I like the name because it’s unusual enough that it can be used as a single name, which is how I always bill an act — easy to remember. Don’t overestimate the intelligence of humans of Planet Earth. LeslieAnn is the name I used for several female lifetimes and one male lifetime on Planet Earth — remember, please, that for me, a human being is merely an avatar in a fairly small and simple 37th century Full-Immersion Reality Game called “Urthgame”, and if you don’t believe me, you can look it up in the Akashic Records, which is presently called “google”. Continue reading →

Let Business Ring!

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Forget Freedom, forget the First Amendment, forget the Free Press, as long as business is good, who cares what they do in Washington?

If that’s not your attitude, you need to change it. You’ll never change the greed that feeds that raging torment of lost souls in Congress — the White House doesn’t count, because it’s Satan’s Shrine, the SOURCE of all the raging torment.

Gosh, are you wondering why you should bother?

Frankly, that’s been my position right from the start. After having spent your life blasting away at that 30 year mortgage — if banks will even LEND to you — and putting aside some money for your retirement to add to the social security checks, which don’t cover much of anything, guess what?

Social Security is closing down.

Oh, well, it wasn’t that much, anyway — all it did was keep some bread on the table, and we don’t need bread … we’ve got tons and tons of cake mix.

People — I’m using the term loosely — in Congress barely know you’re alive. To them, you’re just a vote or money, meaning a lobbyist with cash money in your pocket.

This is the time to unload and get ready to rock and roll, SELL ANYTHING THAT ISN’T NAILED DOWN, to prevent “Rear-View Mirror Syndrome” when you look back at the huge pile of stuff you had to leave behind when you became an American Immigrant.

With that in mind, I’ve put up six totally beautiful Grabhorn Press 1943 reissues of the Gauguin woodcuts — I don’t have the complete portfolio, but if I did, it would go up at Sotheby’s, not on eBay, believe me, and you wouldn’t believe what an intact one of those will bring. Continue reading →

Tiny Shops For Sale or Rent

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Tête de Jeune Fille. Head of a Girl.1873 Original etching with roulette work and open-bite tone in brown-sepia ink. 1873. Signed in the plate. Very rare impression of the first edition probably printed for Cézanne on Dr Gachet’s press at Auvers in 1873. Before the plate was cut at the edges and steel-faced in c.1900/1910. Ref: Melot – Impressionist prints Cezanne no 4, Cherpin – Cezanne L’Oeuvre Gravé no 4 (ii/iii, as completed) Note: The sitter for this portrait was probably a girl called Claudine. Extremely fine strong and contrasted impression, with tone but not over inked. On slightly tinted antique hand-made laid paper. Absolutely excellent original condition; not restored. Full margins; sheet 297 x 194mm. Plate: 133 x 109mm. Lot 37 Paul Cézanne(French, 1839-1906)Tête de Jeune Fille — PRICE: $675.00 firm. Gallery tagged at US $1,350.

E.J. GOLD “ZOMBIE FAMILY” Habenero From Hell HOT SAUCE & Vidalia Onion BBQ SAUCE

This is the hottest hot sauce and the tastiest Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce you will ever find on Planet Earth, made to the same specifications that my grandma made her “Hotter than Hell” Sauce and her famous Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce, which you will totally LOVE.

You get BOTH BOTTLES you see in the photo for only $29.95 and I PAY THE SHIPPING!

U.S. Commemorative State Quarters in a “Littleton Green” Folder — all very bright uncirculated condition, perfect to show customers who want to order a pendant, earrings or a pendant & earring set from you!

Includes all the quarters, mounted in the folder and ready to show.

All coins are self-found, and are clean and trouble-free on both sides, perfect for jewelry!

U.S. Commemorative State Quarters in handmade in California .925 Sterling Silver coin-edged bezels with mountings for earrings and pendant.

NO CHAIN — I never get it right — everybody wants a different chain, so I gave up selling chains decades ago. My pendant will hang on just about any ordinary neck-chain.

SOLID SILVER — my bezels are 100% SOLID STERLING SILVER.

These sets are MADE IN CALIFORNIA, right here on my jewelry bench — the coins are produced in Denver and Philadelphia.

You get EARRINGS with Harper’s Ferry — HARPER=ANGEL — FERRY=PASSAGE — therefore “Angel’s Passage”, the title of this set.

The PENDANT is the Statue of Liberty, which equals “Freedom”, something we’re in very real danger of losing.

PRICED TO SELL! You save $20 on the items, and I PAY THE SHIPPING!

Satisfaction 100% Guaranteed!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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Zombie Family Picnic Table

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Join the Zombie Family at the Picnic Table, order your Zombie Booth today!

Won’t you join me on a special mission to introduce “Zombie Family” products into the daily life of humans of Planet Earth?

I have given over several of my own family recipes to friends of mine who are in the food prep business, and they have given me back factory-sealed packaged products of our very own making, using their food handling license to do this.

It costs very little to join the zombie family — you can get a booth from $100 with full wholesale privileges! Continue reading →

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This 1917 Lincoln Cent DDO is worth $22,500, and you can find one, too!

It isn’t impossible to find these DDO 1917-P Lincoln pennies — they ARE out there, and I have a few whole rolls of 1917 that have not been searched — but then, how did they get into the “1917-P” stack???

I’ll explain.

I SORT without SEARCHING. The two words are technically very different — “sorting” is just that — you sort the coins by date and mint-mark, without looking closely to see any errors.

When you SEARCH, it’s a whole different ‘nother, as it were.

The action of “searching” means that you examine the coin closely, with magnifiers and maybe drag out the loupe to see details better.

You’d focus on the area that tells the story, such as the date on the 1917-P, where the doubling is very easily evident.

You can visit my eBay store — just ask in the morning chat how to get there, and a link will be posted. I won’t put one here.

See You At The Top!!!

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The Tiny Store Store

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Imagine YOUR very own Pegboard Tiny Shop on display here! Do it today!!!

If you’re looking for a fast path to telepathy and astral projection, you can’t get faster than Coinology.

The Coinology Search and Rescue Mission is unbeatable as a fast path.

That having been said, there are a number of related fast path avenues open to you, and what’s more, not only are they spiritually uplifting and dynamically demanding of Essence Participation, but they pay off in cold, hard cash.

Cold and hard because it comes to you mostly in coins.

Nobody wants to get stuck with pocket change. That’s a habit you’ll have to break real soon, if you intend to succeed beyond your wildest dreams, which you can and should do, as I said, real soon.

You don’t have much time left to do this work. Trump will close down any and every possible spiritual path other than what serves his political ambitions.

If you knew how limited your work-time in this world was, you’d be burning the midnight oil to get through it just in the nick of time.

Cutting it close? Continue reading →

We Are Shipping!

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This quite findable ERROR “Low Leaf” Wisconsin Quarter is valued at $8,000.

Are we shipping? Yes, we are. It’s keeping us all jumping, especially Jewel, who is making her third run to the post office, Fedex & UPS today, although that many trips IS unusual, but that might be changing, in which case, we’ll be yelping for help in the shipping department.

Last night, I managed to finish 13 pairs of sterling silver quarter-sized “Proud Immigrant” earrings, along with a corresponding number — 13 — of sterling silver “Proud Immigrant” Pendants to make the sets complete.

The pendants come ready to hang on a chain. They are made right here in California, and are therefore just a bit more money than something thrown together in China — they retail at $39.95.

You get the entire three-piece set for only $55 wholesale — the coins are a gift.

What’s more, I’ll send you a black velvet “Stormy Monday” Display Bust with one pendant on a solid sterling silver chain, plus a pair of coin earrings, all in solid .925 sterling silver except of course the coins, all for the low, low price of $85.

How do I do it?

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Coinology Sales Tools

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You can sell Error Coins, too — this Pooping Horse is worth megabucks!!!

“These are the exact same U.S. quarters that you have now in your pocket or purse.” — at least, that’s what you tell them when they come through the gallery or studio door.

Clear your throat, and continue:

“The only difference between your pocket change and my coins is the quality of the coin. Mine have no scratches, no dents, no dings, no stains and no wear and tear.

“You’re looking at the result of hundreds of hours, which is the time I spend finding the good coins, the ones that aren’t worn down or scratched or dented or stained or otherwise made useless for jewelry.

“You can have any grade of coin for spending money, but with jewelry, it has to be perfect, absolutely flawless, like a diamond.

You wait for a moment to get the effect, then continue:

“If you’ll take out your change for a moment and put it on this velvet pad,” (indicating the velvet search pad on the nearby table or countertop) “I’ll show you the difference.”

Do so.

If they exclaim, “Wow!!!” when they see your Perfect Coins, it means that they’re impressed by this display and they’ll probably be willing to buy the jewelry.

You’ve made a sale, but you’ll have to start somewhere, and it might as well be with showing them through your collection of 100 of my Pegboard Perfect coins, meaning that those are what you should be putting out there when YOU’RE doing the search, at that level and grade, and not a whit below that grade.

When you know how, you can search your own. Continue reading →