RED HOT Popcorn!

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Here’s the machine we got for the shop! It’s a Carnival King 8 oz. popcorn popper, which is plenty enough production for the crowd we get, even in a street fair, which is rare enough that we can rent if we need something bigger and faster, which we presently don’t.

The idea is not so much “to sell popcorn” — although that might be a very good business thriving business in itself, just plain old popcorn, but we have an angle that makes our popcorn very different from all other popcorns.

It’s the spice.

Anyone who knows anything about Arrakis knows that spice is always at the bottom of any deal.

Popcorn is exempt from some local and regional and all federal food-handler licensing. Ben Franklin’s arts & crafts store has a big commercial popcorn machine in the front of the shop — they give away bags of popcorn to incoming customers, being careful to avoid serving them to those inevitable folks who show up every day for a bag of popcorn and quickly run out the door when they’ve got it.

You can’t afford to give away stuff forever, and at some point, you’ll learn to charge for it so you can keep doing your public service, thus fulfilling your Bodhisattva Vow, the one you took in a previous lifetime.

It’s time to settle that debt. Popcorn is a good beginning, spicy popcorn doubly so.

We sell our Zombie Family Red Hot Popcorn Spice in a special spice bottle, and we offer the spice in sample form, by sprinkling a generous amount of our incredibly hot “salsa caliente” on the hot salted or unsalted popcorn as it’s bagged up, and offer a fair special to take home, two bottles for only $25, which is a LOT of popcorn spice that could outlast the planet.

So how to turn this into a street hustle? Continue reading →

Lucky Pennies Help Homeless

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I asked myself what someone who has little money could actually accomplish to get the homeless back home again, and this is what I came up with — The Lucky Penny.

It has to be hand-searched, not bought in rolls, and it has to be unusually brilliant and unusually lucky to have been found, which covers a very slim territory, meaning that they aren’t all that easy to find, if you’re looking for speed-search.

The captured coins need to then be packaged, first in the small sleeve, then in the large packet, along with a backing card that contains the information about the coin, why it’s so lucky, etc.

Pennies From Heaven is a way of thinking. Let’s look at the situation of the homeless — first of all, there is no “the” homeless, every case is different, and money is not the only reason someone ends up on the street or in a tent city, and none of those reasons makes the victim at fault, but that’s where society places them.

So with little or no personal money, where do I even START???

Okay, first of all, you can’t FEED someone off the street. You can feed the body some food some of the time, but you’ll have to get money to do that, and while you’re getting the money for the food, who’s cooking it?

Then who delivers it, and to whom, and with what plates, knives, forks, spoons, cups?

It’s a LOT more complicated than one person can handle, but there IS a way to help and at the same time do some service and get some Merit.

Merit is the ticket that buys you out of this lower swamp level, and nothing else will do it. You need Merit, and that’s not just “good deeds” or “good intentions”.

Those and a couple of bucks MIGHT get you on a city bus, but it WON’T get you off The Wheel anytime soon.

There is no DIRECT ROUTE from homeless to employed and living at home. It’s a hard and complex road that must be taken step by step, but here’s the thing — if you merely feed the homeless, they may survive, but they still have no hope. Continue reading →

Zombie Family Picnic Fun

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Forget about the evacuation plans — there’s a good chance we can make a powerful jump, but we’ll have to use several magical methods to make it work.

You can set up a Zombie Family Booth and a Lucky Rodney Display anywhere.

You’ll need to set up at least minimally as a zombie family salesperson, but you won’t actually have to sell anything if you don’t want to, or just plain can’t, and there’s nobody else in your family who can or will do it for you.

One single small order of hot sauce is all you need to actually get started, but you’ll soon want to get the whole store and set it up on the side of the road or at a local fair, because this stuff sells, and what’s more, it may keep you off the government “roundup” rolls.

You need money, a lot of it, to get past this Trump Blockade in this Time Zone, and it can be done, but you’ll need lots of luck to make it through.

Speaking of luck, no matter what else you do, you need to buy, sell, trade and give away Lucky Rodneys, which has a powerful effect in itself.

Zombie Family Hot Sauces include BBQ sauces, steak sauces, marinades and more, and they’re all carefully made in a small family style kitchen, all fully licensed everywhere in the USA, so you can sell these products anywhere.

All our zomfam products carry Sacred Blessings, but nobody has to know that — they bring peace and harmony and good wishes for continued prosperity.

You get a selection of sauces in your first order, but most of those products will not sell — you’ll sell a TON of our “Habenero From Hell”, made with Red Savina Peppers, the hottest known EDIBLE hot sauce in the world!

You could set up a small outlet with just the hottest selling hot sauce, the Habenero, or you might want to include the most popular and not quite so hot “Chipotle Adobo”.

If you really want to go whole-hog, you can order all our sauces AND chocolates AND cappuccino mixes AND tea mixes and blends and all sorts of zomfam products that are ready to go out there on YOUR countertop to earn you money & Merit!

I’ve got the whole deal ready for YOU to sell up a storm, including the booth, which is nothing more than a canopy & table & chair.

You can get the USA flag canopy from K-Mart for under $40, the USA flag chair for less than $30, and the folding table for less than $50 while it’s still on sale — they’re already gearing up for back-to-school, so all the picnic stuff is on sale, up to 90% off, pretty much everywhere.

It’s going to be a tough year for any business that can’t go onto the street to earn a buck. Continue reading →

“Actual Error” Lucky Coins

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First Day of Basic Training, they made me a corporal and we won the parade competition — how lucky is that?

If a coin that touched an Extreme Error Coin is lucky, how lucky is an Actual Error Coin? That’s what I’m offering — actual error coins in State, Parks & ATB quarters.

Here’s what you’re looking for in a quarter search:

  • MS-60+ GEM — Absolutely flawless and brilliant like a diamond. The odds against finding these in Business Strike Pocket Change is 7.6 BILLION to 1 against.
  • AU-MS — High-Grade but not quite gradable, these are the bulk of your collection for albums and jewelry, and will constitute the majority of your search collections.
  • ERROR COINS — These can be in ALMOST any condition, but you have to be the judge here. I won’t take any actually dirty coins, but lower grade, into the “EF-30” range, is acceptable for this type of charm. Of course, the higher grade error, the more unlikely, and therefore the luckiest.

That’s all there is to it!!!

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A Rare Coin is a Lucky Coin

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Wynton Marsalis and Jazz at Lincoln Center with my painted “JazzArt” backdrops.

You can now buy almost any of my JazzArt backdrop paintings, even those used in performances with Nancy Wilson, Wynton Marsalis, Herbie Hancock and many more world-class jazz musicians in concert around the world.

My JazzArt paintings must be safe, out of the hands and reach of those who would burn all art work that isn’t about Donald Trump, and that will happen soon enough, much sooner than you think.

Book burnings and art burnings are only the start — eventually it’s people burnings, and that’s when we want to be clear away from the source of pain that is Trump and his Minions.

I’m doing everything I can to get these paintings out of the Untied Snakes of Arnica, so the prices are absurdly low. Continue reading →

Run For The Hills!!!

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Resist the impulse to join in the violence. Remain calm, steady and peaceful.

Run for the hills? Not quite yet. We have yet to hear from the majority, which up until now has been notably silent, docile and willing to take it on the chin, but apparently, that’s about to change, with Resistance Demonstrations all over the United Snakes, and all over the planet, decrying the madness of Trump.

In my world, “Trump” is a scary and funny rubber kids’ Halloween mask, and part of the common phrase, “Trump You!”. Frankly, I don’t care, do you???

Like I’ve said billions of times before, that’s just local politics, in which off-worlders never get involved, both by ethical law and by personal experience.

So while the Athenians and the Spartans are battling it out, grunting and sweating in the baking sun and sand of the senate floor, let’s make a buck.

Sounds cynical? No, what sounds, and is, cynical is the bull-puckey coming from the Snake Party writhing around on the floor of the Senate, and the robotic applause for Trump that comes from the stink-hole of the House of Reprehensibles.

I used to think of Congress as “not a bad sort, not actually criminal”, but now I’m not so sure. The thing is, they’re now yanking us poor and minority folks around for their amusement and personal gain, when they steal our social security funds and our retirement funds and our medical benefits all for the sake of their personal enrichment, and then trample on all our American values and freedoms and then deny non-white Christians their vote, and destroy the democracy from the top down, heck-darn, that’s when I say “enough is enough”, whatever that means.

I can’t and won’t be driven into violent action, yet I’m obligated to protect my family and home, am I not?

But I have no voice, no power, no bully-pulpit and no money with which to fight, and I’m unable and unwilling to use a weapon of any kind, with the singular exception of comedy — so what can I really do to protect myself and my family from Trump and his Minions?

What can I do to stop the constant chatter of “Trump, Trump, Trump”??? Continue reading →

What Makes My “Lucky Rodney” So Lucky?

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If it’s just an ordinary “normal” 1999-P Delaware U.S. Quarter, what makes your “Lucky Rodney” so lucky?

  • It’s more than “ordinary” — it’s a very high-grade quality collector’s item.
  • It’s been honored, respected & enshrined, in a solid sterling silver bezel.
  • It looks exactly like the Parent Coin, except for the absence of the error.
  • It has actually been touched to the acrylic slab in which the Parent Coin resides.

No one else could possibly have a Parent Coin like mine. There are only two known, and one of them is in a locked and sealed collection.

Why is the Parent Coin so lucky? Continue reading →

Don’t Dare Leave Home Without It

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Counter-Clash Rodney Quarter is Not For Sale at ANY Price, but a Lucky Rodney Ammy is made using this ultra rare coin.

Above is my counter-clash Rodney quarter slabbed up and graded AU-53 by PCGS, a third-party authentication and assessment.

The more rare a thing is, the luckier it is — defying the odds is what it’s all about — the numbers game, statistics, game theory, quantum entanglement and more, all these subjects are now becoming thematic in the world of science.

Yesterday’s Magic is Today’s Science. One person’s magic is another person’s technology. The technology of luck is related to the science of statistics, combination & permutation, and I’ve got the totally improbable “Lucky Finds” to prove it.

But I don’t have to prove anything. You can prove it to yourself. Get one of my Lucky Rodney Ammies, and wear it around a while, just a couple of days.

If you don’t FEEL the Luck, if you are in any way disappointed — you won’t be — just send it back and I’ll refund your money which, with my luck, I don’t need. Continue reading →

Health is a Luck Issue

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If you don’t already know that Health is a Luck Issue, you’re probably waist-deep in the Big Muddy — you need to get some wisdom, and fast. The stone cold fact is that, without LUCK, the Best Medicine in the World won’t cure.

Ask any real healer. Without LUCK, nothing works.

If you’re a gambler, you know about luck, and you certainly know by now that luck happens in streaks, called “lucky streaks”. Everyone who has ever been to a casino in Vegas knows that luck happens in streaks, but the secret is to work your bank accordingly, which is called “Money Management”.

Without good money management, the best luck in the world will not help you. Don’t play the cards. Play the money. Pull back when the lucky streak breaks, go back in when it hits again.

It’s a bit like maneuvering a kayak down the rapids without wrapping it around the nearest rock, and it’s exhausting if performed for very long, which is why dealers, stickmen, shift supervisors and pit bosses have to take frequent breaks.

It’s tiring to USE the attention, and the more directed and focused it is, the more exhausting it is to keep up the pressure to the fullest possible degree, but that is what you have to do as a lucky person — keep riding the crest of the wave.

Get the best there is — you’ll never regret it. Don’t waste your money on junk. As my friend Joel Malter advised his coin buyers, “There’s always a market for the best, but no market anytime for junk.”.

Junk you have to push out the door. Quality sells itself. My Lucky Rodney is the luckiest coin you will ever buy or your money back.

How can I say that? Heck-darn, I got several million dollar coins here that says I’m feeling confident. Like I said, total satisfaction or your money back.

You’ve never been so lucky.

I don’t care how lucky you are already — my Lucky Rodney will make you even luckier. Send one to a friend who is down on their luck, and DON’T TELL THEM WHAT IT IS. Watch the amazing results!

The Lucky Rodney is a NORMAL 1999-P Delaware U.S. Quarter Dollar that is related BY TOUCH to my Million Dollar Caesar Rodney Quarter, which is NOT for sale and never will be for sale. I touch each Lucky Rodney to my Caesar Rodney Quarter, and hopefully the luck will rub off on you, as it has on thousands of others.

Caesar Rodney rode on horseback for 80 miles one stormy night to arrive just in time to cast the deciding vote and add his signature to the Declaration of Independence. His was the Deciding Vote. If not for his ride, there would be no United States today. Besides the historical significance of this coin, the one I found defied the odds by billions to one.

That coin is never for sale, but it CAN hopefully generate luck for you. The luck rubs off onto the coin that you receive, when your “Lucky Rodney” coin is touched to the Master “Luckiest Rodney” Coin — arguably the rarest modern coin ever discovered — which is under my protection, and is properly enshrined, and protected from harm.

If you’re going to give in to superstition anyway, by buying and wearing or carrying a Lucky Charm, Lucky Fetish, Lucky Amulet, Lucky Talisman or Lucky Relic like a rabbit’s foot, you might as well get the best there is, the Lucky Rodney, generated from the original Lucky Rodney by Direct Touch.

The Touch Ceremony

When your Lucky Rodney is touched to the Master Lucky Rodney, both a psychic effect and a quantum physics effect are launched, creating an “As-If-Entanglement”, commonly called a “binding”, following a fumigation and incantation.

The incantation is merely sound that promotes the binding effect and signals the start of “Luck Magnet” activity in that specific “Lucky Rodney” that was ennobled by the Touch Ceremony.

Luck cures all ills — everything from homelessness to poverty, hunger, fear, weakness, dread, victimization and more — absolutely everything, EVERYTHING, responds to luck, go get lucky.

A rare coin is a lucky coin. Get your Lucky Rodney now and start your lucky streak today! Nobody else has the Luckiest Rodney — there is only one source. Get your Lucky Rodney today!

Good Fortune Will Smile Upon You.

See You At The Top!!!

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“Luckiest Amulet in the World”

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Would you like to own a copy of the Luckiest Coin Amulet in the World? Here’s how it works:

I send you a 1999-P Lucky Rodney Quarter in Bright Uncirculated condition.

Your 1999-P BU Lucky Rodney Quarter is TOUCHED to the Master Rodney Error Coin in its PCGS Slab Container.

Your coin is similar to the Master Coin, but it is not an Error Coin. It is a high grade NORMAL version of the 1999-P Delaware State Quarter with Caesar Rodney on the Reverse.

When I touch your NORMAL NON-ERROR coin to the Acrylic Slab containing The Master Rodney Counter-Clash Mint-Error Ultra-Rare Quarter, it causes the “Luck” to rub off onto your similar coin, like stroking a needle with a magnet.

You can try this experiment. Place the magnetized needle on a cork coaster, and watch it turn and float in the water, where it will come to rest, and accurately point both North and South, just like any other compass.

Maybe it’s time for YOU to find your own Million-Dollar Coin, while wearing your new Lucky Rodney Amulet! Continue reading →