So how in the world do you pull off something like this? Just hours after the news broke and the Mark Meadows scandal, which I’ll explain momentarily, hit the shit.
First of all, you’ve got to have a concept. In this case, it’s a simple matter — Cummings had Meadows’ back instantly at great personal risk. He stood up for Meadows when he was called a racist, which by the way, he emphatically is, and I can prove it. Continue reading
Youtube, newtube, that’s my latest motto, good for at least 24 hours of usage. Here’s what I’ve discovered: there’s a new style and look to the video thumbnails and front ends, and it looks like this:
You’ll notice in the forthcoming examples that my photo is always the same, which is a style of #branding that is very competitive in today’s media market, where it’s a struggle just to get a single second in front of someone. Continue reading
We all know that hashtags work to bring your content under the eyes of those who wonder. Okay, so how can you use the #HashTag to bring traffic to your page? The answer is to have a great button, one that tickles the imagination and draws one in. Continue reading
That’s right, I’m offering a complete line of custom thumbnail graphics for InstaGram use, and each one is EXCLUSIVE to the owner! That means nobody else has your button, if you get my meaning. Continue reading
I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.
Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.
I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:
Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.
That’s the kind of #ClickBait or #SuckerBaitButton I’d put out there once my follower index reached at least a few thousand over a million, so the “unfollows” will not take you down below the million follower mark.
One million followers translates to money. Merely by selling your followers down the river, marketing-wise, you can generate a whole hell of a lot of bitcoins, with which you could retire to Switzerland and live the rest of your life in hiding — which, if you’re a natural recluse, could be a big win/win for everyone.
You’re out of the way, and they’re out of yours.
The whole meaning of life thing is really, terribly simple. There isn’t any big deal to it, nothing to learn, nothing to master, nothing to dig into or make efforts about — it’s just a simple click of a button or tap of the fingertip on the “follow” button on my InstaGram account. Continue reading
You’ll have to learn to compartmentalize Trump so you can concentrate on your work, and you’ll need to work twice as hard to stay off road repair with the Donald Trump National Labor Work Force — all dictators like to lock people up and torture them, didn’t you know?
So if you want to avoid detention and slavery, you might want to sharpen up your marketing skills and get enough wherewithal to lift yourself and your family out of danger.
This is not the first time Americans have learned to fear their President, but it surely will be the last, especially when America gets split up three ways, into #Pacifica, which is a combo of the 13 western states, #AmericaTheBeautiful, which is the midwestern Bible Belt, and the east coast nation of #GreaterNewYork and #NewNewWashington, both of which are described in detail in my book, “SlimeWars”, written over 50 years ago, predicting everything that’s happening today. Continue reading
This is the latest button from a series of “click-bait buttons” I’ve been preparing for your edification.
I fully intend to run a school for smm agencies. If you want to run your own social media agency, I have a business plan for you, a step by step program, and a way to get into it for little or no money! Continue reading
Face it, can you come up with a total “zinger” for every single InstaGram posting you ever put up from now on, every day for the rest of your life?
That’s not the real question, is it? The real question is, “Can you afford not to?”. Continue reading
I’ve been making these square colorful and provocative “buttons” or “click bait” all night long, and now I’ve run out of time to do a serious blog, so I’ll post as many of this night’s work as I can in the few minutes to spare before breakfast and the ICW — sounds like a 70s tv show, doesn’t it?
Okay, so the idea is to make the button attractive “eye candy” and to draw the victim — I mean “client” — in even further, by the arguably brilliant move of adding compelling and provocative text, making it inevitable that the client will press the “follow” button on your IG account sometime soon.
Gosh, if they even get so far as to glance at your button, you’re ahead of most in the game. You want to set up a question or an inquiry that leads the client at least two clicks further, getting them to your homepage or target page.
Whew. So here are a few examples. Please do not use them — I plan to. My object is to show you a few ideas, and then you can run on your own. Note that, at the moment, I’m not using anything except the screenshot capability of my browser in Second Life and, yes you have permissions to use those snappers — they thrive on you sharing them! Continue reading