I’m up and running thanks only to Jenny, our powerful generator that enables me to continue working in spite of the frequent power and communication blackouts we have here, and the fact is, they are commencing to double-down and triple-down on these deliberate power blackout shutdowns. No videos today, not even showing some of my newest latest thumbnail creations on this blog. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nAkkqTPIm0
Just have enough time between here and breakfast to plug in a few short videos that you might enjoy. We’re in the middle of a rolling blackout that started yesterday and will continue until Thursday morning, I’m told. It’s PGE’s way of getting even with us for being victims, or so they say on the morning news. The short form is that there won’t be a morning meeting today, and there may not be one tomorrow. No electric, guys! It wasn’t a fire, or an accident or a catastrophic failure, just some PG&E guys decided to make rolling blackouts so when something bad happens, they can point to them and say, “We tried our level best to make things go right!”, but they don’t. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_SVitGAEU
Yes, at last, a profoundly effective thumbnail workup that makes your job a whole lot easier, and makes it more likely that someone will hit the thumbnail and view your video, but keep in mind that with my virtual magic thumbnails, THE THUMBNAIL IS THE DESTINATION – the client need go no further to achieve our goal, which is: the thumbnail streamed on by, whether it was viewed or not, it was there for a fraction of an instant, and it’s on every computer that’s tuned in to youtube, but only for a momentary passing. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nAkkqTPIm0
Hey, if you were here anytime in the recent past, which goes back to the First Civil War, you probably had yer picture took, in which case it may well have ended up in the collection of group photos I’ve just snaggled for my seovideo thumbnail buttons, and you might very well be staring at yourself selling something on my youtube channel. Well, if not exactly SELLING something, at least touting some deranged method of upscaling into a higher universe, or maybe embossing a medallion for a super winner. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpudaNGxgw
No bullshit, to quote just about any Presidential candidate or passing Senatorial asshole, “Captain Whistleblower” was the name of one of my Saturday morning cartoon characters on a Saturday Morning Cartoon Show that Jim Carmichael and I put together, “The Impossibles”, which did not sell to anyone, although I understand the name is currently in use — no relation to our show. We ended up working on “Bullwinkle” in Mexico City. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2N_I48rupM
Yeh, that’s the idea — of course it’s a gimmick, but what if it isn’t? The entire deal rests with YOU using the rising ball to create a comedy scene where the ball is constantly trying to get away from you. The addition of a wire gimmick gives you the ability to have the ball dart in and out and bob about rapidly or slowly, at your bidding. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFQ91ccVKss
First of all, the client sees what? It’s gotta be the thumbnail, followed closely by the title of the video, enshrined in two lines or less, right below the thumbnail, which is supposed to entice the client to click into the video, and thus be exposed, albeit briefly, to several options including “Like”, “Comment”, “Watch Video”, “Subscribe” and possibly even give a click-through the hotlink to your web page, in this case “http://www.brane-power.com” and hopefully on to a full exploration of the website.
But … but … But what if the thumbnail IS the destination? Continue reading
Yep, old Gorby’s out there in the very depths of the New York subway system, selling rat steak & eggs, and of course, those ever-popular giant hot salted pretzels, which are kept in the cart overnight, just in case the vermin get hungry and want something besides the usual discarded sandwiches and candy bars. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70UwtV5TeJg&t=12s
This is the only item I’m going to put up today — it features one of my newest series of thumbnail buttons that were created in the Godd™ Editor & Engine, and shows clearly that YOU — yes, even you — could create whole worlds and go into them and take a selfie or a slofie in there and put it up on youtube and DO something with it!
If you’re not up to that task, you can go into any Orb and press the “F4” button and take a snapper — it will go into the godd/snaps folder, most probably, but you’ll eventually find it. You can redirect your snappers to another drive if you need more room.
These Orbs are the ultimate Executive Escape Hatch for those busy, miserable work days at the office — just plug yourself in, and go about your work. Your energy will improve, your state will improve and your general well-being will definitely go on the upswing.
See You At The Top!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8sGTqBUwOo
The first video I want you to see today is “What is Self-Help?” — this video says it all, and echoes Bob Newhart’s “Just do it” routine somewhat less eloquently, perhaps, but the idea is definitely there. Continue reading