Magic Burger Tuesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGgK7bZVxzs&t=16s

As you can see, I’m making an omelette. I made more than 25 omelettes that morning, and it took a while, even with help in the kitchen, loading up the plates and serving the tables. Had I done all the jobs of cooking and serving, I’d still be at it several years later. You’ll note, if you view the video by clicking on the TITLE above, not the photo, this little video earned itself 1, 719 views, quite a feat for a simple egg dish! Continue reading

We Will Bonk You!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1sf0PvLCgg&feature=youtu.be

This is just one of over 300 new thumbnails featuring Team Fortress 2 gameplay screenshots, taken over a period of some 8 years, mostly with the eGO clan. The video has so far achieved 4,974 views, and counting.  When I play a Scout, I typically use the mackerel to finish off folks — it takes a double hit to kill, and at the same time to grab the INTEL and run through an entire enemy team to capture it. The above screenshot shows what happens when two BLUE TEAM hide in my base and I’m running the Intel to cap — I just gotta fish-kill them both, as I did here, with the help of sexystudman, the Intel Room Engie at the time. Oh, did I mention that you can click this button to play it? I recommend clicking on the TITLE, so you’ll go into youtube and register as a view and a like and a comment and a share, right??? Continue reading

What to Believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWXhyFw-LE

Well, for one thing, we know what you CAN’T believe — anything the politicians say. You can always tell if they’re lying by the fact that their lips are moving. In the case of Zombie Jamboree, this is the start of the Zombie Family Hot Foods IPO video that didn’t get made yet, I’m still waiting for this thing to fly with a little help from my friends, which sounds really original, unless you’ve heard of the Beatles and yes, I’m getting a copy of the film, should be hilarious. Continue reading

Great New Photo Finds!!!

Ain’t this somethin’? These two bronze alien figures are the same casting, but with two different patinas, which were put into the surface with various acids and whatnot, something you wouldn’t want to try at home. These reside here, and I’m no longer doing bronzes, although I have a few still around that I’m willing to sell. Continue reading

On My Way to Breakfast…

On da way to breakfast and of course the morning meeting. Just wanted to show you this:

Samadhi Floatation tanks are my highest recommendation.

And also you might get a kick out of this:

You can get some of my paintings in the form of dresses and other garments. Okay, just one more, and then I gotta run like crazy to get there in time.

After all these years it finally occurred to me to brand the oils — hence, “Brane-Power Essential Oils” and other products, such as incenses, candles, smudge sticks and yoga pants and shirts — pretty much everything can fall under the brand, especially herbs and spices, teas and coffees and herbal bath preparation.

Used up my few moments spare time,

See You At The Top!!!

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Enriching Your Video Assets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5pqp0aPIE

The idea of video asset enrichment is to recapture lost effort in the form of improperly constructed video postings, and that means going back into the title line, the description lines and the all-important tags, without which you should not leave home, you bet your sweet assets you shouldn’t! Continue reading

Thumbnail Technology

This beautiful Egyptian palace can be the scene of your video!

What is Thumbnail Technology? Nobody really knows, yet — I’m just making it up as we speak. Okay, let’s define it as that technology which comes into play when you use a thumbnail for marketing purposes.

Here’s an example — I’ve made several thousand “buttons” or thumbnails for Brane-Power.com. They all sport the text overlay, “BRANE-POWER”, which is readable when it’s presented as a thumbnail, small as it may be. Your job is to make SURE that the button is readable by the client at first momentary glimpse, ‘coz that’s all you’ll get. Continue reading