Life in a Box Chapter 2

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There’s only one absolutely safe way to attend church these days, and that’s in a virtual cathedral, of which we have several.

I have one working in the virtual ashram, but there’s a Godd™ Orb that you can get that has a cathedral space — as a matter of fact, you can get the Heaven version, which has a chorus of angels all around, from lower to higher choirs.

The online experience is slightly easier to manage in the ashram, because it doesn’t require a download or skills at online hookups.

As a matter of fact, in Second Life, the less you know, the better, in general. It’s build for total dum-dums like you and me. The smarter ones have to go to the back of the line.

So what can you do to make a living when you’re stuffed into a box?

To begin with, you’re not trapped and you’re not alone. You need to establish that fact in your overly taxed brain before going any further, so get into the ashram and find someone to talk to.

If you can’t find anyone to talk to, it doesn’t mean they’re not there. If you run into me, for instance, I won’t respond, because I’m typically busy doing something intricate and delicate in there, and need to concentrate on what I’m trying to do. Continue reading →

My Life in a Box Chapter 1

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How am I out of Hell? Why, Faustus, this IS Hell, nor are we out of it, and what’s more, none but Lucifer knows that Hell IS Hell.” Well, Hell, THAT’S a relief — I thought I was the only one who knew that Hell is Hell.

But wait a moment — if none but Lucifer knows that Hell is Hell, and I know that Hell is Hell, who am I? But then, if we ALL know that Hell is Hell, who the Hell are we?

And if this comes as no surprise to you, who the Hell are YOU?

More importantly, how are you going to make a living in Hell? I define “Hell” as “a Place with No Business Opportunities.” Continue reading →

My Life in a Box – Introduction

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What does an online gathering look like?

Actually, there are literally thousands of different ways to interact online, but I’m going to show you just one method of gathering online, one that allows you to present yourself as you’d like to be or as you REALLY are, and at the same time, you can interact with action and movement and speech with others from all over the world.

Honestly, it takes a bit of practice and some learning skills plus a good instructor to really get the swing of it, but once you master the basics, you will discover a whole new world, literally a world, in which you can live a life, interact with others, even conduct an online in-person business without ANY physical organic contact whatever.

The whole idea is that in the Ashram, anything you can do in the organic world can be duplicated quite cleverly in the virtual world, and the illusion becomes more powerful the more you use it and the more completely you master it.

You can fly, drive, eat, drink, entertain and be entertained in the virtual ashram, but wait — there’s more! Continue reading →

Anti-Social Media & Social Distancing

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Truly, this IS the time, Kato.

For about fifty-five years now, I’ve been touting Full Cleansing Practices, which looks to most people like a frantic attempt to scour oneself of all germs — it’s actually a disease, but that’s not what we’re doing.

The Cleansing Practice is a daily — make that hourly and even minute-by-minute — practice that has its root in deep antiquity.

You’re about to see the collapse of the world economy, albeit only temporarily, and it won’t be pleasant for those without resources, and it takes more than money to get through this particular dense thicket of thorns.

First of all, you’ll need some money, particularly if you don’t typically have any extra to spend on trinkets like survival food and gear. Continue reading →

Corona is a Cigar

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Remember when “Corona-Corona” was a fine Cuban cigar? Probably not — it was before Castro even played baseball. The virus doesn’t know borders and doesn’t respect bullies. It goes where it will, and when it will.

One of those places was evidently someone in or around the President and Vice President during yesterday’s festivities at the CDC, and they tested positive.

This doesn’t necessarily mean anything — the test can be wrong, lots of other factors, but it puts us in mind of the fact that if those two old bastards in the Oval Office aren’t careful to observe “Social Distancing”, we might end up with a woman President — Nancy Pelosi — think about it. If they get too sick to do their jobs, she steps in and wham! We have our first woman President, if only temporarily until the two elderly gents recover from the flu.

This is of course pure speculation having little basis in fact, but it IS possible, and therefore the PRUDENT businessperson takes note of the possibility and prices it into the market, however improbable it may seem. Continue reading →

Safe Gathering Space

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I wonder if it occurred to you that our virtual ashram — for which we pay hundreds of dollars per month to keep open worldwide — could be used for meetings during the coronavirus covid19 emergency, which will be about 8 months, total, with a dip sometime in May-July, after which it will return with a vengeance.

Okay, so one thing you can do about it proactively is to stay out of crowded spaces, mobbed malls and jammed elevators. Continue reading →

Virtual Vaccine???

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WOW! Are We In Trouble!

Holy shit, it’s for real this time!!! Not a wolf — it’s a teensy-tiny little virus, not even a bacterium or nothin’, and it’s coming to get YOU!

I don’t know if you read my recent books “SlimeWars” and “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, both of which accurately predict — not hard to do — a major pandemic sometime around 2018, 100 years after the Great Epidemic of 1918, which wiped out millions of people around the world.

Viruses adapt, they transmute and re-invent themselves over and over again, and they have rapid spans of many generations, all of which are wildly mutating with the flux as things go wonkier and wonkier.

The Coronavirus is working its way rapidly toward us, and it’s gaining momentum every single day, as the spread spirals out of control. Continue reading →

My Sailboat, “Titanic Too”

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Yes, the ship of state is soon to sail, and we’re the anchor they’ll cast off when they leave port. What I mean is, you’d better get your marketing together TODAY, or lose the chance forever. This day will last a thousand years — if you want it to (few want it to).

My little “Bandit” VIRTUAL SAILBOAT is already sailing around the Ashram and has been operating in these waters for several years now — I’m working on a water race course for sailors with Bandits. Believe it, the Bandit is the only sailboat worth owning in Second Life.

I’d like to introduce the idea of Particle Linkage. Look, you can get a Godd Particle from Uncle Claude, put it on your Ashram Avatar and you’re linked up. See? Continue reading →

Gold Claim for Sale!

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You are bidding on the full purchase price of a non-patented Placer Mining Gold Claim in Sierra County, California. The claim is the Yuba Sutter Placer #2 located near Sierra City on Highway 49.

There is an easy off-road access and a wondrous camping ground right next door to the property, with all the benefits of a full camping ground.

The placer mining claim is a non-patented federal mining claim. Fees are current, and you will need to file paperwork every year in order to hold onto the property.

Upon payment, the mineral claim will be transferred via a notarized Quitclaim Notice filed in your name with the County and BLM.

This is a federal mining claim and mineral deposits are protected by law. All mining activity on these and any other claims is prohibited unless permission is obtained by us.

There is are two streams and a river running through the property. You get about 1,000 feet of river frontage and it’s located high up in the Sierra foothills.

Description Specifics:

  • The claim extends over 40 acres, easily accessed with 2-wheel drive vehicles, and there’s plenty of camping and play space.
  • Good easy access to both creeks and the river.
  • Good gravels directly over bedrock.
  • Plenty of tree roots, downed branches, rocks and other areas of possible collection.
  • Shallow to Medium deep water.
  • Mining level currently recreational only — no commercial operations here.
  • Area is quiet, safe, great for families. We go up there all the time.
  • Children & Senior Friendly, and the local people are great!
  • Enjoy panning, dry dredging, camping, rockhounding the great minerals, and getting to see the local wildlife at the terrific hotel down the road!
  • Gas, Recharge, Lodging, food and bars are close enough, but not right on top of you.
  • Plenty of water and plenty of parking and camping space.

THIS IS WHAT WE WILL DO FOR YOU:

Upon full payment plus a $250 fee, we will send you a Quitclaim deed naming you as the new owner of this mining claim. All fees and documents required by the BLM have been filed for this assessment year. You will need to file either an annual maintenance fee or an affadavit of performance of annual work with a waiver form with the BLM before September 1st, 2020, and each following year thereafter. If you fail to correctly file the paperwork with BLM, they will close the claim. We will include the required forms to maintain the claim in good standing with the BLM and send you copies of the following:

  1. GPS COORDINATES to get you right to the claim.
  2. You will receive the BLM recorded Quitclaim Deed after the claim is paid in full and you will receive the DEED some four to six weeks later.

See You At The Top!!!

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Sleuthing a Painting

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I happen to own this piece pictured above — it’s “Rainy Afternoon on the Champs d’Elysee”, an oil on canvas possibly painted by Antoine Blanchard, an often-counterfeited and very famous and popular artists of the 1950s and 1060s.

Verifying his work is extremely hard. He was profoundly prolific, and thousands of his oil paintings now flood the market worldwide. Continue reading →