Here are just a few sunday specials for your enjoyment and edification:
Isn’t that a veritable howl? Try this one for sheer team fortress fun:
Bit of a rocker, eh? how about this for a morning viewing spree?
and one more before i dash off to breakfast and the ICW —
Okay,
See You At The Top!!!
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I’m sorry … you mentioned someone or something called a “trump”, and I don’t recall ever hearing the word, although there is, back in the 37th century, a mysterious latex hand-colored Halloween mask from the 21st century, and on the base of the neck it’s stamped, “TRUMP”, but until now, I had no idea it was an actual person.
Well, not an ACTUAL person, but he does sort of look somewhat life-like on TV, although I’m told he gives away his robot nature by the way he doesn’t look straight at you.
Kinda like the classic case of the average purse-snatcher, although I understand his snatching is aimed slightly lower down.
It may very well be that Trump achieves his kingship, but we will have the last laugh. There are forces in the world over which nobody — no one living, at least — has any control.
You will surely need a “best” weapon in these trying times, what with the Reds and Blues both trying to dominate the system, and only one side can win, as you know — right after you hear “You’ve Failed” in your dead mother’s voice, the winning team will jump over to your safe zone and wipe out every last one of the losers, even in your spawning space.
Not only is it humiliating, it takes up extra time that could be spent hiding. But that IS the tradition, except in CTF Two Forts, of course. In that case, after the third successful run on either side, the counter resets itself. Continue reading
Why?
You can add the “Lips are Moving” part on your own. My voice just ain’t up to it. Continue reading
Bride, Groom, Wedding Clothes, chapel, cathedral, matrimony, wedding cake, wedding gown, wedding feast, and fancy Monarch Motors stretch limousines and flower cars …
That’s right. UNMASKED GUESTS.
In fact, you can have up to 100 wedding guests at your wedding, and up to 400 with the Unlimited Expense Virtual Wedding — all coming to the party with NO masks, NO social distancing and absolutely NO danger to you or anyone else, and I’ll tell you how to do it, and what you can do about it and how YOU can help save lives and earn a very hefty living at the same time, and never have to leave your house if you don’t want to! Continue reading
The coin above was made at the very beginning of the United States of America, and is one of the rarest of its type. The price is designed to give room to the next owner to resell it at a profit.
Problem is, you haven’t a clue what the hell I’m talking about, and that will remain your condition until you achieve COINLIGHTENMENT, which may be never, unless you can MAKE yourself become interested in the subject, but why on Earth would you do that?
You’re already busy, and have no time for frivolous pursuits like coin collecting — but it isn’t coin-collecting — it’s achieving a state of knowledge that can have incredible rewards, some of which are in personal wealth, but many are along the line of personal enlightenment and spiritual attainment, all from the study and trade of coins.
Going Postal is the latest in my “Escape From Planet Trump” series of very retro super-violent mindless slaughter style “3-D Shooter” video games like you might remember from the ’70s and ’80s, if you’re old enough to go back that far — I go back much farther.
Okay, so what’s the deal? How does it work? What’s it do for me?
First of all, realize that “Going Postal” is just one of many levels of gaming and play interaction, with the idea in mind that you’ll release some anger and frustration and fear in the game environment so you don’t actually have to go to the extra expense of purchasing an actual weapon — my personal preference is the trenching tool from Team Fortress 2, but that’s their property. I’ve made a trenching tool of my own for this little romp through the post office.
Everybody says they want non-violent video games, but does anybody actually BUY them??? Here are the five best non-violent video games as of August, 2020:
Take a ride through the one-minute Karma Wash and see how great it feels when you’re scrubbed clean of accumulated karmic barnacles and surface crud. You’ll learn osmotically how to take the Cleansing and Dissolving Radiations.
Be prepared for the Afterlife by getting used to it now.
COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTION:
Have you ever wondered what they’d say when you’re laid out in the funeral home chapel? Well, here’s your chance to really learn about yourself, when your friends and neighbors take the opportunity to roast you.
Of course, at the pre-need “End of Life Celebration”, you actually get to respond to your critics with scorchers and zingers and put-down shticks of your own — something you’ll find almost impossible at your actual funeral.
By the way, I have a firm policy — you don’t go to my funeral, I certainly won’t go to yours — and you shouldn’t ask for a big fancy funeral. All you want is a few close friends to gather at the grave site and bring you back to life.
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Trump wants everybody to ignore the corona virus, “Because it will all of a sudden go away,” and he wants YOU to send YOUR kids back to school, even with the high risk of sudden death for students, teachers, administrators and of course, grandparents of said schoolkids.
Okay, let’s for a moment say that it can be done without money, which is how Trump is demanding it be done.
Your kids are in school from, let’s say, 8:30 every day, with no alternate days to lower the numbers of kids in a single classroom at one time.
They are there five days a week, 8:30 am to 2:30 or 3:00 pm. Continue reading
If you’ve ever booked a game with a tennis pro or a golf pro, you know the value of playing with someone who really knows how to rip the tops of heads off the local demons, and that goes double for golf and tennis.
It’s not just another pretty 3d shooter. It’s the eternal never-ending struggle between good and evil, or as some would have you believe, Good and Evil.
The game is in itself irrelevant, and other games are being contemplated. The main idea is to provide folks with a LOT of time on their hands with something not merely interesting, but also challenging, very challenging, on a sliding scale upward into infinity. Continue reading