Dark Hours – click HERE Before Running Video

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48qXqRE77Gc&feature=youtu.be

It starts out bad and, second by second, it gets worse. You know the kind of night I’m talking about, where you’re so tired you want to lie down right where you are, where your legs are so heavy they feel like they’re sinking into the floor, yet you can’t close your eyes, you’re so twitchy, anxious, worried about dozens of things that might not ever happen, but they could, and you’re just waiting for the axe to drop.

“Wired & Tired” they used to say after a music gig. “Wired and tired.”

There’s a thin film of sweat all over your body, and a general malaise, nothing definite, nothing you could point to, but SOMETHING is bothering you, making you tremble, sweat and shake.

A feeling of impending doom falls on your head, and you can’t shake the thought that something dreadful is about to happen or may be happening right now, just outside your circle of awareness. Continue reading →

How To ZOOMSHOP For Fun & Profit!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKP82VYpNLQ&feature=youtu.be

You’re wondering what the Hell to do now to make a living, and you’re hoping you can stay at home while doing that. Well, the answer’s very clear. Here’s my simple solution for the complex and difficult, almost insurmountable, marketing problems of today:

Build a ZOOM shop. I’ll show you how. I’m assuming that by now, everyone on the planet and a few Martians already has ZOOM on their system or in their cellphone, so let’s start from there.

Okay, go ahead and evoke ZOOM from your desktop, and … what? You don’t know how to make the little sign thingies go onto your desktop? Continue reading →

President Binden Wins!

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Yes, I know it’s “Biden”, but that ain’t funny, nohow, so it’s “Binden” for the laughs.

Christmas is finally here — we’ve had Black Friday and Cyber Monday is upon us, so start spending!

While you guys have been watching the news, I bin making jewelry nonstop for the past several days, and last night, I delved into the one remaining roll of 18k wire that I have left in my metals larder.

An example of my “With Love from Jack the Ripper” Christmas cards for 2020.

There was just enough wire to make exactly 13 small Modernist style earrings — actually there were 26 earrings in all, making 13 pair, to be precise, and precision is what we’re after, here.

I’m offering these solid gold earrings at $62.50 a pair — that’s nowhere near retail, it’s your heavily marked-down price!

Limitation is, I have just the 13 pair. Continue reading →

No Photo

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The Perfect Companion for your SuperBeacon!

That’s right. No photo. Dammit, I just created the most amazing invention, The Mood-Altering Total Relaxation Collar, using my special handmade fast-reaction mood beads.

I have no photo of it, so I can’t post a photo of it. Bummer.

I know what you’re going to say. “Why not point your cell phone at the thing and post the .jpg on facebook or something.”, and I couldn’t agree more. It’s totally reasonable, except that I have no cell phone, and I wouldn’t know how to use one if I did, which I wouldn’t.

I don’t like cell phones, iPads, iPhones or computers in general, and it’s not just what they end up doing to rid themselves of the mass of humanity that clings to the surface of this little mudball of a tiny little rocky planet, third from the sun.

So forget the cell phone solution. It’s just not in the cards. Do your best to visualize it. Continue reading →

Oval Office Moving Sale – Bargains Galore!!!

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Everything goes — moving sale — no reasonable offer refused!

OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE!

It’s time for my OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE! It’s a giant $20 Bargain Day, featuring incredible bargains, just to get some space in my Oval Office and studio here at the Western White House!

EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!

If you appreciate good beads and silver jewelry and coins and HAND-PAINTED pendants and all sorts of rings, bracelets, armbands and you-name-it, you’re going to get a kick out of today’s Really Big OVAL OFFICE CLEARANCE SALE. Continue reading →

Regard My Pendulae

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In the shop, you could browse the inventory, but not online

You Can’t Know What They’re Going To Look Like!

Take a look at the Exotic & Ancient Bead Pendulae — or is it “pendulums”??? — I’ve been cooking up just for you, with mostly Roman and Persian stones and glass beads, and some Eastern and Western Asiatic material as well.

Of course, every single Pendulum I make from ancient materials is, by nature, unique. There will never be two Pendulae exactly the same.

In short, I can’t photograph every single one of these things — it’d take weeks and weeks of extra time, which I don’t want to spend on marketing, when I could be spending the same time on creative projects. Continue reading →

Want Some Money?

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I make all the amulets custom, to your order.

If you help me spread the Blessings, and you give everything away, you’ll soon be unable to continue, unless you have an independent and unlimited source of income.

If you’re not in that particular boat, you’ll quickly understand the need for some sort of income that you can either earn without participating at all except to cash the check, or something that in itself earns some sort of income or at the very least, pays for itself.

I’m in that last category. I don’t need to make a profit, but I do need to cover my costs, so I can continue doing what I’m doing, which is sending out Blessings in a variety of guises, to everyone I know.

Hopefully, you’ll catch the spirit of the thing, and start helping me find homes for my various Blessings items, including pendants, lockets, rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, armbands, tiaras, money clips, tie tacks, treasure boxes, mala beads, Orbs, Godd™ Particles, craft kits, and so much more. Continue reading →