How to SELL Your ART!!!

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My Artwork behind “Jazz at Lincoln Center” – Stage Setup #1 by EJ Gold

Welcome to the world of the 21st century, the home of virtual domination. You enter the world always with a Level 1 Character, but if you’re a Level 99 Player, it doesn’t matter what your powers are or what your advantages might be — you play like a 99, and that really is the difference between a Level 1 Player and a Level 99 Player, if both are in Level 1 Chars.

The idea is to come into the world as a Level 1 Character, but then raise the char to 99 through hard work efforts and deep levels of meditation, acts of kindness and charity, and application of wisdom knowledge.

That’s not an easy order, and many are not anywhere near up to the task, which is why we keep on trying. Continue reading →

The Picture is worth more than the Thing itself.

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This is available as a NFT, you have but to ask, and I will mint it.

I’m lucky I have the photo of the crucifixion as it really took place, and you can own the original NFT I’ll mint for you for whatever donation you care to name, I’m easy.

I have many collectibles, but none are worth as much as their NFT would bring, even the collection  of Donner letters and photos, and the photo of me standing in front of my Pollock painting.

I can take a selfie of myself standing in front of “Guernica” and make it into a NFT and it’s a work of art in itself. Go figure, but that’s where we are, at the moment. Continue reading →

How to Mint $1 Billion Dollars in NFTs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDeVv4imbJU

It’s not hard to mint a billion dollars in NFTs — I did it in less than a week. The real problem is getting rid of them.

I don’t mean delete them. That costs money, and you never know what will sell. It’s like trying to predict a viral video. There really ain’t no such animal.

Sure, some youtube creators get more than one viral video, but they can’t do it every time, because it’s a different set of factors every time. Continue reading →

Do What You Like

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GGBV-M9J6w

How to get an audience? Do what you like. Exercise your taste, your judgment, your viewpoint.

Don’t try to find the path to going viral. It’s not important, and going viral doesn’t really help you. There’s nothing to which you can apply the viral video. It stands by its lonesome.

You don’t need fame, don’t need fortune and you certainly don’t need viral videos to accomplish your work-aim for this lifetime.

What you DO need is a high discipline, and that’s what I’m encouraging folks to take on, the High Discipline of NFTs and SWFTs, Nifties and Swifties. Continue reading →

What’s the Secret of NFTs?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQaWFVuYIs

That’s a real good question. I happen to be a famous artist. To confirm this simple fact, you have merely to google me. Yep, I’m famous, all right. I’ve had more than my fair share of Warhol’s equally famous “15 Minutes of Fame”, but fame is not the formula for success.

Fame won’t get you very far unless it’s promoted. Without constant promotion, fame is fleeting. Heck, it is, even if you grow the brand for years and years. Eventually, all things crumble and fall, and your fame and personal fortune are no exception. Continue reading →

“If you’re so famous, how come you’re on opensea?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D56bRQTSANA

Wow, what a good question. First of all, it’s easy to determine if I’m famous or not — google me. Okay, that’s settled. Now let’s discuss what good that does anyone, but before we do that, let’s talk about the second part of that first question of the first part?

In short, how come a famous Listed in Who’s Who artist can be found among the bums standing around the square on opensea? Continue reading →

NFT Magic Charms

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Coming Soon: UTILITY NFTs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvSptROEBgE

Utility? Yes, my NFTs have utility. They carry Blessings and Power Prayers and release them in your cellphone through the MetaMask Wallet, making your cellphone a source of potent spiritual energy.

What it does, in fact, is initiate a tiny Vortex inside your cellphone, which creates a funnel-effect, connecting a High Remedy with your MetaMask Wallet, which in turn does a synaptic jump direct to you.

You will notice the slight “blast-effect” in your heart, feeling slightly or greatly uplifted in the process. Continue reading →

Just Add Water …

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I’ve posted a number of portraits that have accumulated over the years as NFTs — I put them up on OceanSpray — no, I mean “OpenSea”, of course — and here’s how they work:

  • BUY BUTTON — The Blessings activate when YOU turn them on by hitting the “BUY” button on the aforementioned NFT on “OceanSpray”. I keep saying that, just to be funny, but it could well backfire. I of course meant “OpenSea”.
  • THEY STACK — The Blessings I’ve posted in the form of NFTs are synergistic — they work better together than alone — teamwork works.
  • THEY WORK — Guaranteed to bring you better luck, more happiness, more work opportunities.
  • HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS — They work to bring about higher consciousness, emanating in all directions from their particular Nexus-Node on the cloud.

The very act of buying the NFT constitutes asking for help. “Learning How to Ask for Help” is the very first lesson in the ABD, and the only one you really HAVE to learn. Continue reading →