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A Remedy For FEAR!

August 6, 2019Uncategorizedejgold, fear, gorby, gorebagg, hardship, jal, pastlife, pastlives, reincarnation, socialmedia, sufferinggorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpLuDcU-vvM&t=48s

Fear is Your Friend

Sure, there’s a remedy for fear — actually, several. One is to ignore the fear, just carry on as if that crippling debility wasn’t happening. Another way to deal with fear is to confront it. Still another method of handling fear is to overcome it.

I recommend none of the above. Fear is a wild animal, to be tamed but never civilized. There is really only one way to handle fear, and that is to thoroughly master it, make it yours, own it.

The best way to own something is to actually own it.

Oh, I know that sounds ridiculously self-evident, but it isn’t, and you mustn’t dismiss it with a toss of the head, especially if you have no neck.

That condition is not as rare as you might think. If you travel 1 mile over the speed limit anywhere even somewhat rural, and you’ll run into law officers, generally named “Bubba”, and they have no neck, as the Ghostbusters described the New York official. But what about fear??? Continue reading →

#MoscowMitch Moscow Mitch Protest Song

August 4, 2019Uncategorizedejgold, folksong, gorby, gorebagg, jal, moscowmitch, protestsong, reincarnation, smmguidance, socialmedia, socialmediaskills, songgorebagg

Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s Bitch,

And it’s kill the bill, kill the bill. He’s not been a patriot and never will.

Moscow Mitch is a mighty mean man, Won’t keep the Russians off of our voting hand.

Moscow Mitch, up on a hill, Pickin’ his nose with a hundred-dollar bill.

Moscow Mitch took a wife, She’s immigrated, but she don’t live the life.

Goin’ north, east south and west, Paper ballots stickin’ out of my vest.

Buy me a stick as long as my arm, Vote in the Senate to drop the bomb.

Got a vote in the Senate gonna give them pain, I can’t miss ’cause I got dead aim.

Moscow Mitch, he ain’t so bad, Whupped his mama, beat up his dad.

Early one morning, standing in the rain Round the bend come a long freight train.

Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s bitch.

He’s just Putin’s little Senate bitch, that’s what’s become of Moscow Mitch.

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Democratic Punch-Out

August 1, 2019Uncategorizedcomedy, comic, democrats, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, political suicide, red and blue, reincarnation, reublicians, stupid democrats, trump, trumpian, trumpiesgorebagg

Apparently, Donald Trump caught a wicked cold when he was out golfing last weekend. His doctor ordered him to drink a glass of scalding hot lemon water after an equally scalding hot bath. I asked Donald how it had worked out. “Can’t tell yet,” he said in his saddest whine, “I haven’t finished drinking the hot bath yet.”

Yep, you guessed it, if you know your Democrats. Suicidal Stupidity. They’re at it, as usual — haw, haw!!! To the delight of any Republican, the Democrats are busy punching each other and furnishing Donald Trump with belly laughs and TONS of soundbytes and talking points, and in his case, the resulting crash of the Democratic Party causes a major trembling in the earth. Continue reading →

LeslieAnn Roasts Mark Meadows

July 30, 2019Uncategorizedcomedienne, comedy, comic, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, leslieann, pastlife, pastlives, rebirth, rebirthing, reincarnationgorebagg

So how in the world do you pull off something like this? Just hours after the news broke and the Mark Meadows scandal, which I’ll explain momentarily, hit the shit.

First of all, you’ve got to have a concept. In this case, it’s a simple matter — Cummings had Meadows’ back instantly at great personal risk. He stood up for Meadows when he was called a racist, which by the way, he emphatically is, and I can prove it. Continue reading →

Youtube Newtube

July 29, 2019Uncategorizeddonaldtrumpvideos, ej gold, folksongs, gorby, gorebagg, jal, planetearth, reincarnation, smm, social media, socialmediamarketing, whitehousegorebagg

Youtube, newtube, that’s my latest motto, good for at least 24 hours of usage. Here’s what I’ve discovered: there’s a new style and look to the video thumbnails and front ends, and it looks like this:

You’ll notice in the forthcoming examples that my photo is always the same, which is a style of #branding that is very competitive in today’s media market, where it’s a struggle just to get a single second in front of someone. Continue reading →

#Hashtags in WordPress

July 28, 2019Uncategorizedangelpower, buttons, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, graphics, hashtagswordpress, instagram, jal, marketing, needhelp, onlinemarketing, reincarnation, smm, socialmediagorebagg

We all know that hashtags work to bring your content under the eyes of those who wonder. Okay, so how can you use the #HashTag to bring traffic to your page? The answer is to have a great button, one that tickles the imagination and draws one in. Continue reading →

Custom IG Buttons For Sale!

July 27, 2019Uncategorizedbuttons, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, igbuttons, jal, marketingbuttons, pastlife, pastlives, reincarnation, smmbuttonsgorebagg

That’s right, I’m offering a complete line of custom thumbnail graphics for InstaGram use, and each one is EXCLUSIVE to the owner! That means nobody else has your button, if you get my meaning. Continue reading →

Getting in my Last Licks

July 26, 2019Uncategorizedact of war, civilwar, ej gold, election, election hacking, gorby, gorebagg, hacking, invasion, jal, joescarborough, mitchmcconnell, moscowmitch, newscycle, reincarnation, republicans, russian invansion, tally, trump, vote, votes, wargorebagg

“Moscow Mitch” McConnell Sold Us Out!

I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.

Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.

I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:

Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.

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Follow Me and Live Forever!

July 25, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, followers, gorby, gorebagg, jal, liveforever, rebirth, rebirthing, reincarnation, socialmediamarketinggorebagg

That’s the kind of #ClickBait or #SuckerBaitButton I’d put out there once my follower index reached at least a few thousand over a million, so the “unfollows” will not take you down below the million follower mark.

One million followers translates to money. Merely by selling your followers down the river, marketing-wise, you can generate a whole hell of a lot of bitcoins, with which you could retire to Switzerland and live the rest of your life in hiding — which, if you’re a natural recluse, could be a big win/win for everyone.

You’re out of the way, and they’re out of yours.

The whole meaning of life thing is really, terribly simple. There isn’t any big deal to it, nothing to learn, nothing to master, nothing to dig into or make efforts about — it’s just a simple click of a button or tap of the fingertip on the “follow” button on my InstaGram account. Continue reading →

Ignore Trump As Best You Can

July 24, 2019Uncategorizedcell compatible, cellphone, ejgold, gorbagg, gorby, gorebagg, jal, orb, pastlife, pastlives, rebirth, rebirthing, reincarnation, remedyorbs, smartphonegorebagg

You’ll have to learn to compartmentalize Trump so you can concentrate on your work, and you’ll need to work twice as hard to stay off road repair with the Donald Trump National Labor Work Force — all dictators like to lock people up and torture them, didn’t you know?

So if you want to avoid detention and slavery, you might want to sharpen up your marketing skills and get enough wherewithal to lift yourself and your family out of danger.

This is not the first time Americans have learned to fear their President, but it surely will be the last, especially when America gets split up three ways, into #Pacifica, which is a combo of the 13 western states, #AmericaTheBeautiful, which is the midwestern Bible Belt, and the east coast nation of #GreaterNewYork and #NewNewWashington, both of which are described in detail in my book, “SlimeWars”, written over 50 years ago, predicting everything that’s happening today. Continue reading →