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On The Drawing Board

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, shamangorebagg

You can put a lot of swag into your window-dressing and say that Spirit only addresses Spirit, that nothing can be or should be done about one’s personal life. I say that’s total Urban Legend. Nobody of any great spiritual stature of any kind ever said anything like that. In spite of tales of starving holy men, it’s not necessary to punish your body to feed the spirit. There is a median path, the Prosperity Path. Get exactly what you need to fulfill your life and earn the skills and knowledge to take on the higher responsibilities that come with spiritual evolution; you need no more, and I can prove it to you. You needed no more than you had to get where you are now. QED.

With that in mind — On the Drawing Board for this week at the Orb Factory:

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Color Therapy???

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, hapi, level, magic, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

I use color & radiation in the Orbs. Sure, if you’re thinking of Spiritual Therapy, you’d be right in calling Prosperity Path a Color Therapy System…sort of. Well, “sort of”, because it’s not exactly color. Color is…it’s…um…well, color is local. It’s what the item isn’t, vibrationally speaking. The way color works is that it’s the resultant reflection of every color except what the item isn’t, so naturally it looks as if it is. See? It’s all very simple, even a four-year old can understand it. Unfortunately, adults have a problem with color and radiation, so it’s harder to explain. Lemme take another run at it:

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Meet the Tools

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedblackberry, death, drum, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, gun, life, musician, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, theatergorebagg

In each and every Orb are a large number of invocational tools, most of which will already be familiar to any meditator; candles, bundles of incense, incense burners, candle holders, zafu cushions, beads, statues, prayer flags & banners, singing bowls, malas, hand gongs, damaru and other ritual drums, drum brocades, bronze dorjes & phurbas, chimes, string bells, prayer wheels, altar bells, gold figurines, magic mirrors, light-catchers, shakers, rattles, windchimes, dreamcatchers, boxes, gourds, chests…

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Human Rebirth

September 5, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, game, gamer, games, gaming, insurance, karma, level, life, lrs, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

See You At The Top!!!

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Line Forms Here

September 5, 2012Uncategorizedgame, gamer, gaming, level, oracle, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, traininggorebagg

After the Launching Party this past weekend for Prosperity Path Oracle Orbs, we’ve received dozens of emails thanking us for “the best weekend I’ve ever spent” or some variant thereof. I’m thrilled that folks are getting benefit from Prosperity Path, but remember, there’s a trick to make it work better: do it for someone else. There’s nothing more powerful to boost your positive Karma than the Way of Service. Usually, it’s hard to get into the Way of Service and it generally requires years of training. Not so, with the advent of Prosperity Path.

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Hair, Nails, Body & Face

August 31, 2012Uncategorizedabs, beauty, body, cleavage, face, fashion, game, gamer, games, gaming, hair, nails, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, stylegorebagg

Hair, Nails, Body & Face. Those are the main attractions women have for men; most women are only too aware that men are attracted to body parts, not the whole woman, and they work hard to maintain those vital areas. Nowhere on this planet can you get a non-surgical wrinkle-remover, cleavage enhancer, butt firmer and age-reducer that works from inside out — so I made one and offer it to you as a sheer fun item. It’s a Remedy Orb that helps the Essential Self reveal itself and its radiance. True Beauty comes from within. You can feel it. If you subscribe to that truth — and I certainly do — then my newest creations, Inner Beauty Refresher, Inner Beauty Radiant Goddess and Inner Beauty Instant Makeover will appeal to you, and you will appeal even more, to your rave fave boy toy. Watch for the Inner Beauty Orbs, coming soon to a download page near you!!! Don’t expect results, expect miracles!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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Transparency

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedgame, gaming, oracle, path, prosperity, reincarnationgorebagg

http://youtu.be/Xx938hF0Lu0

I’ve asked Dick to make the textbox transparent on the Oracle Class Orbs, and to lower it so we can see the heads of the Oracles we consult; he has done so, and I’m testing it now in anticipation of the arrival of folks for this year’s KarmaCon. I forgot which number this is…lemme do the calculation here…(reaches on desk for Vintage Radio Shack Dual-Powered Solar*Battery 10-Digit Calculator of Unknown Age)…ah, yes…here it is…this is it…yes…according to my ancient calculator, it comes out to exactly 41 years since the first KarmaCon at Red House, 23773 Skyline Drive, Crestline, CA, in 1971. Ah, that first group, 75 of us living in a 100 year old ski resort built by Jack London. You might wonder what it was like then…like then…like then…(RIPPLE EFFECT: FLASHBACK: MUSIC UP)

Approval? Not for YOU!!!

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, love, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedygorebagg

Of the two-dozen or so Orbs posted for download, one Orb stands out as the Least Interesting Orb. It’s the one called “Approval”, and nobody seems interested in downloading it at the moment, if you believe the early numbers. Of course, that’ll change, once folks understand what this Orb is really all about. Approval starts with Parental Approval, something you should by now know that you’ll never get.

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Some Stray Thoughts on Prosperity

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedbodhisattva, game, gaming, level, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnationgorebagg

I work to invoice; always have, always will. What that translates to is that I work for obvious necessity. I’ll further clarify that point so you can see how it affects you personally right now, today, this very minute: The more requests for an Orb, the more likely it is that I’ll make it. Your vote could definitely influence the outcome.

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World Dictator (Your Name Here)

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedbenign, game, gamer, gaming, mass, orb, path, pope, prosperity, reincarnation, statistics, stats, worldgorebagg

Official photo: Pope Benign XIIth Delivering Oratory at Refectory Mass

Oh, you think there isn’t a world somewhere, somewhen, in which you are the World Dictator??? Sure as your name is (Your Name Here), it exists. As a matter of fact, here’s the general rule of thumb when it comes to Creation and Universes:

If you can think it, it exists somewhere.

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