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Color Therapy???

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, hapi, level, magic, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

I use color & radiation in the Orbs. Sure, if you’re thinking of Spiritual Therapy, you’d be right in calling Prosperity Path a Color Therapy System…sort of. Well, “sort of”, because it’s not exactly color. Color is…it’s…um…well, color is local. It’s what the item isn’t, vibrationally speaking. The way color works is that it’s the resultant reflection of every color except what the item isn’t, so naturally it looks as if it is. See? It’s all very simple, even a four-year old can understand it. Unfortunately, adults have a problem with color and radiation, so it’s harder to explain. Lemme take another run at it:

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Meet the Tools

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedblackberry, death, drum, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, gun, life, musician, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, theatergorebagg

In each and every Orb are a large number of invocational tools, most of which will already be familiar to any meditator; candles, bundles of incense, incense burners, candle holders, zafu cushions, beads, statues, prayer flags & banners, singing bowls, malas, hand gongs, damaru and other ritual drums, drum brocades, bronze dorjes & phurbas, chimes, string bells, prayer wheels, altar bells, gold figurines, magic mirrors, light-catchers, shakers, rattles, windchimes, dreamcatchers, boxes, gourds, chests…

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Human Rebirth

September 5, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, game, gamer, games, gaming, insurance, karma, level, life, lrs, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

See You At The Top!!!

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Line Forms Here

September 5, 2012Uncategorizedgame, gamer, gaming, level, oracle, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, traininggorebagg

After the Launching Party this past weekend for Prosperity Path Oracle Orbs, we’ve received dozens of emails thanking us for “the best weekend I’ve ever spent” or some variant thereof. I’m thrilled that folks are getting benefit from Prosperity Path, but remember, there’s a trick to make it work better: do it for someone else. There’s nothing more powerful to boost your positive Karma than the Way of Service. Usually, it’s hard to get into the Way of Service and it generally requires years of training. Not so, with the advent of Prosperity Path.

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Hair, Nails, Body & Face

August 31, 2012Uncategorizedabs, beauty, body, cleavage, face, fashion, game, gamer, games, gaming, hair, nails, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, stylegorebagg

Hair, Nails, Body & Face. Those are the main attractions women have for men; most women are only too aware that men are attracted to body parts, not the whole woman, and they work hard to maintain those vital areas. Nowhere on this planet can you get a non-surgical wrinkle-remover, cleavage enhancer, butt firmer and age-reducer that works from inside out — so I made one and offer it to you as a sheer fun item. It’s a Remedy Orb that helps the Essential Self reveal itself and its radiance. True Beauty comes from within. You can feel it. If you subscribe to that truth — and I certainly do — then my newest creations, Inner Beauty Refresher, Inner Beauty Radiant Goddess and Inner Beauty Instant Makeover will appeal to you, and you will appeal even more, to your rave fave boy toy. Watch for the Inner Beauty Orbs, coming soon to a download page near you!!! Don’t expect results, expect miracles!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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Approval? Not for YOU!!!

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, love, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedygorebagg

Of the two-dozen or so Orbs posted for download, one Orb stands out as the Least Interesting Orb. It’s the one called “Approval”, and nobody seems interested in downloading it at the moment, if you believe the early numbers. Of course, that’ll change, once folks understand what this Orb is really all about. Approval starts with Parental Approval, something you should by now know that you’ll never get.

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World Dictator (Your Name Here)

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedbenign, game, gamer, gaming, mass, orb, path, pope, prosperity, reincarnation, statistics, stats, worldgorebagg

Official photo: Pope Benign XIIth Delivering Oratory at Refectory Mass

Oh, you think there isn’t a world somewhere, somewhen, in which you are the World Dictator??? Sure as your name is (Your Name Here), it exists. As a matter of fact, here’s the general rule of thumb when it comes to Creation and Universes:

If you can think it, it exists somewhere.

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More New Prosperity Path Orbs

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, shaman, workgorebagg

Neophyte Ariadne Finkelstein consulting my longtime friend, Thoth the Ancient Egyptian Oracle, at Cosmo Street — the Orb’s name? “Thoth”, as you’ expect. Wake up, maggott!!!

Continuing the list of orbs ready to roll for your Labor Day Convention & Credential Workshop:

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on my workbench atm

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, game, gamer, games, karma, level, life, love, new, play, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shamangorebagg

Here is a list of Oracle Class orbs I have finished, ready for the weekend convention & workshop — don’t forget that this is how you can get your Prosperity Path Coach Certification!!! Everyone who attends will be a certified coach on Monday; we’ll have a cert ceremony at that time, and your certificate will be ready and shown on camera whether you’re attending in person or online!!!

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Who the Heck is Xipe-Totec???

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, god, goddess, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, totecgorebagg

Who is Xipe-Totec, you ask? Sure, he’s the God of Thunder, demi-god of this and that, but forget about all that stuff; it’s just how he makes his living. What really counts is that he’s my best buddy from the Old Days back in the Southwest of Nirvana, when men were men and sheep were nervous. We used to knock around; he played a mean, fast-paced stickball and stoop-ball, and he won every bottle-top derby ever run. He was a sidewalk champion, and that’s saying a lot. The six-gun packed a whallop and it could hit a fried bean at fifty paces, but most gun battles were at close range, anywhere from belly-to-belly all the up to an average of four feet apart.

I hope this clears up some questions you’ve been having about western gunfights in the territories. See You At The Top!!!

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