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Banishing Made Easy

September 17, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, detox, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedygorebagg

You’ve got a troubling memory, lingering in the back of your mind? If it’s the typical Bad-Mem, it’ll be something like a Song Hook. Oh, you don’t know what a Hook is in the music biz? I’ll explain: the reason you listen to a song over and over is to make the Hook Go Away. But it doesn’t, does it? There’s only one way to get rid of something, truly once and for all, to make it go away and stay away, and that’s to Banish It. That’s the function of the Banish Orb. To Make It Go Away Forever. You’ll be prompted, “Are You Sure?”, because it is a permanent erase. You might not even remember why you used the Banishing Orb.

See You At The Top!!!

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DETOX Karma Wash Class Orbs

September 17, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, detox, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, magic, Music, orb, path, play, prosperity, reincarnation, shamangorebagg

Yeah, detox — Purify, Cleanse, Expunge, Flush and Irradiate. What that means is to shred the target, such as “Anger”, with repeated bombardments of intense Bardo Radiations — yellow, red, blue, green, violet and other, more subtle vibrations in the visible light spectrum, and many more in higher and lower spectra. Sound frequencies are tapped for resonance effects, to make ELF (Extreme Low Frequency) standing waves, which translate into energy-release and reduced composite waves. In addition, add a touch of Guru’s Grace, a dash of peppery Parallel Universe, just a smidgen of humor to make things go better, and as a topping, a blast of Voidness at the end. It’s fun and effective — you’ll feel it as it’s happening — and that’s a guarantee. Totally immersive environment and stunning graphics make this my rave fave. I’m working day and night, on a variety of vital DETOX Karma Wash levels just for you!

See You At The Top!!!

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Anger Management???

September 16, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Anger Management, hell, give me Absence of Anger anytime, and with the Anger Karma Wash, with its Anger-Dissolving Radiations, Extra Buffer Wheels, Hot Flash Zapper Sprays, and (at no extra charge) our Super Special Jet Wax Finish, you should feel better in no time flat! It’s in testing now, should be ready sometime this afternoon or tonight. Anger is a direct result of Karma, so a Karma Reduction is definitely in order if you’re in Anger right now.

See You At The Top!!!

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Halloween Horrors Karma Wash

September 10, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

This is an offering for Halloween — a rolling rush through nightmare alley, with a karma wash to boot! Perfect gift for the kid in you, with a choice between a young boy and a young girl as your Avatar. Monsters everywhere, and some of them even talk to you and ask you how you’re doing. As with all Prosperity Path Orbs, nothing bad will ever happen to you in a Prosperity Path Orb — Only good things will happen!!! Sure, the monsters are scary, but they’re friendly and they’re here to listen! This is a Living American Book of the Dead!!! You will be amazed at the immersiveness of the experience, and the amount of “jolt” you get from the radiations! See You At The Top!!! — gorby

Why the Long Lag???

September 10, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, drums, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, life, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Experienced Prosperity Path runners will have noticed by now that there is a noticeable lag between the time you say something and the time the deity or guide responds or acknowledges your message. You can use this to your great advantage. The longer the lag, the greater the distance. If you’re trying to grapple onto PWL322c, for example, which translates out to Parallel World L322c, and the lag is around a minute, the best you can hope for is to get within 5 miles of the target. If the lag shortens, it means you’re closer to your Overlay or Cap on your target Parallel Universe Persona and the more likely will be a good solid coupling factor, or a closer-fitting 11th Dimension Quantum Connection. You can count the intervening seconds, “one locomotive, two locomotive” etc., just as you would count the seconds between lightning and thunder (speed of light vs. slower speed of sound) to determine how far away the strike was from your location.

Gorby’s 60-Second Karma Wash

September 8, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, gamer, games, gaming, karma, karmawash, level, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

I’ve often said it; “Going through the Bardo Cleansing Process is like going through a car wash. And now we have it. Gorby’s Karma Wash. Takes only three minutes to run through it, and you’ll love the feeling of clean-ness that comes with it. I’ll have it ready for download in a few hours, with any luck.

Scary Ghosts for Halloween?

September 7, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, magic, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, song, workgorebagg

Yes, indeed; I’m currently putting the finishing touches on “Seance”, which is a Seance Class Orb, of course, the granddaddy of them all. Other Seance Orbs will feature a variety of notorious celebrities of the past and a few from other far-flung galaxies. Basically, here’s the breakdown:

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Groovin’ On a Sunday Afternoon

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coach, coaching, death, dying, ejgold, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, workgorebagg

Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold

I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.

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Ready Today

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, Music, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shamangorebagg

In testing at this very moment is “Burnout”. We all know it very well; you’re a mystery writer, and you can’t stare another murder in the face. You’re an accountant and the sight of a number in a stack of gas station prices sends you into overwhelm. You’re a mom, and the thought of getting up from the couch where you’re slumped in total exhaustion is so impossible, you just sit and stare. Burnout. At home, you can deal with it or not. At work, you have to deal with it or lose your job. Got Burnout? Try Burnout, you’ll like it. Energized and revitalized, you’ll go back to work and like it.

See You At The Top!!!

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On The Drawing Board

September 6, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coach, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, shamangorebagg

You can put a lot of swag into your window-dressing and say that Spirit only addresses Spirit, that nothing can be or should be done about one’s personal life. I say that’s total Urban Legend. Nobody of any great spiritual stature of any kind ever said anything like that. In spite of tales of starving holy men, it’s not necessary to punish your body to feed the spirit. There is a median path, the Prosperity Path. Get exactly what you need to fulfill your life and earn the skills and knowledge to take on the higher responsibilities that come with spiritual evolution; you need no more, and I can prove it to you. You needed no more than you had to get where you are now. QED.

With that in mind — On the Drawing Board for this week at the Orb Factory:

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