Hair, Nails, Body & Face

August 31, 2012Uncategorizedabs, beauty, body, cleavage, face, fashion, game, gamer, games, gaming, hair, nails, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, stylegorebagg

Hair, Nails, Body & Face. Those are the main attractions women have for men; most women are only too aware that men are attracted to body parts, not the whole woman, and they work hard to maintain those vital areas. Nowhere on this planet can you get a non-surgical wrinkle-remover, cleavage enhancer, butt firmer and age-reducer that works from inside out — so I made one and offer it to you as a sheer fun item. It’s a Remedy Orb that helps the Essential Self reveal itself and its radiance. True Beauty comes from within. You can feel it. If you subscribe to that truth — and I certainly do — then my newest creations, Inner Beauty Refresher, Inner Beauty Radiant Goddess and Inner Beauty Instant Makeover will appeal to you, and you will appeal even more, to your rave fave boy toy. Watch for the Inner Beauty Orbs, coming soon to a download page near you!!! Don’t expect results, expect miracles!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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Transparency

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedgame, gaming, oracle, path, prosperity, reincarnationgorebagg

http://youtu.be/Xx938hF0Lu0

I’ve asked Dick to make the textbox transparent on the Oracle Class Orbs, and to lower it so we can see the heads of the Oracles we consult; he has done so, and I’m testing it now in anticipation of the arrival of folks for this year’s KarmaCon. I forgot which number this is…lemme do the calculation here…(reaches on desk for Vintage Radio Shack Dual-Powered Solar*Battery 10-Digit Calculator of Unknown Age)…ah, yes…here it is…this is it…yes…according to my ancient calculator, it comes out to exactly 41 years since the first KarmaCon at Red House, 23773 Skyline Drive, Crestline, CA, in 1971. Ah, that first group, 75 of us living in a 100 year old ski resort built by Jack London. You might wonder what it was like then…like then…like then…(RIPPLE EFFECT: FLASHBACK: MUSIC UP)

Approval? Not for YOU!!!

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, gaming, love, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, remedygorebagg

Of the two-dozen or so Orbs posted for download, one Orb stands out as the Least Interesting Orb. It’s the one called “Approval”, and nobody seems interested in downloading it at the moment, if you believe the early numbers. Of course, that’ll change, once folks understand what this Orb is really all about. Approval starts with Parental Approval, something you should by now know that you’ll never get.

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Some Stray Thoughts on Prosperity

August 30, 2012Uncategorizedbodhisattva, game, gaming, level, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnationgorebagg

I work to invoice; always have, always will. What that translates to is that I work for obvious necessity. I’ll further clarify that point so you can see how it affects you personally right now, today, this very minute: The more requests for an Orb, the more likely it is that I’ll make it. Your vote could definitely influence the outcome.

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World Dictator (Your Name Here)

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedbenign, game, gamer, gaming, mass, orb, path, pope, prosperity, reincarnation, statistics, stats, worldgorebagg

Official photo: Pope Benign XIIth Delivering Oratory at Refectory Mass

Oh, you think there isn’t a world somewhere, somewhen, in which you are the World Dictator??? Sure as your name is (Your Name Here), it exists. As a matter of fact, here’s the general rule of thumb when it comes to Creation and Universes:

If you can think it, it exists somewhere.

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More New Prosperity Path Orbs

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, game, gamer, games, gaming, karma, level, life, love, magic, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, shaman, workgorebagg

Neophyte Ariadne Finkelstein consulting my longtime friend, Thoth the Ancient Egyptian Oracle, at Cosmo Street — the Orb’s name? “Thoth”, as you’ expect. Wake up, maggott!!!

Continuing the list of orbs ready to roll for your Labor Day Convention & Credential Workshop:

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on my workbench atm

August 28, 2012Uncategorizedabd, bardo, game, gamer, games, karma, level, life, love, new, play, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shamangorebagg

Here is a list of Oracle Class orbs I have finished, ready for the weekend convention & workshop — don’t forget that this is how you can get your Prosperity Path Coach Certification!!! Everyone who attends will be a certified coach on Monday; we’ll have a cert ceremony at that time, and your certificate will be ready and shown on camera whether you’re attending in person or online!!!

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Who the Heck is Xipe-Totec???

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, god, goddess, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, totecgorebagg

Who is Xipe-Totec, you ask? Sure, he’s the God of Thunder, demi-god of this and that, but forget about all that stuff; it’s just how he makes his living. What really counts is that he’s my best buddy from the Old Days back in the Southwest of Nirvana, when men were men and sheep were nervous. We used to knock around; he played a mean, fast-paced stickball and stoop-ball, and he won every bottle-top derby ever run. He was a sidewalk champion, and that’s saying a lot. The six-gun packed a whallop and it could hit a fried bean at fifty paces, but most gun battles were at close range, anywhere from belly-to-belly all the up to an average of four feet apart.

I hope this clears up some questions you’ve been having about western gunfights in the territories. See You At The Top!!!

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What’s the Holdup???

August 19, 2012Uncategorizedabd, after, death, game, gamer, gaming, life, orb, path, prosperity, reincarnation, releasegorebagg

What’s the holdup, you ask? Here’s the answer:

I’m working on something that’s so huge a breakthrough in interactive gaming that it makes any game out there downright neolithic. We’ve got an amazing, absolutely astounding ai guy at our helm in the game engine department. His specialty always has been in the intelligence area, meaning a computer that can outsmart a human — in my book, never a tough task, but evidently on this particular brand of Earth, there’s an issue. Continue reading →

World Peace in 5 Minutes or Less

August 18, 2012Uncategorizedgame, level, orb, path, peace, prosperity, worldgorebagg

Don’t merely visualize World Peace. That’s crap and does little or nothing. But with the most powerful spiritual tool ever invented, we can achieve World Peace in 5 Minutes Flat. That’s all it would take if everyone ran my Prosperity Path World Peace Orb all at the same time. The more folks you tell about running the World Peace Prosperity Orb, the more likely the result!

See You At The Top!!!

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