Dream Lucid Trainers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhMJpJNzSQ

Please allow me to introduce my newest BLUE LINE invention — the DREAM LUCID TRAINER, a series of virtual dreamscapes that you can use to learn to awaken within the dream.

Of course, that implies that you are still IN the dream. If you merely wake up from a nap, that isn’t the same as WAKING UP INSIDE THE DREAM, see?

By the way, if you can wake up INSIDE THE DREAM, you can also probably experience and remember ASTRAL TRAVEL, and while you’re at it, you can use the dreamscape method to revisit past lives, future lives and the Akashic Record, in which is written absolutely everything that ever seems to happen — SEEMS to happen is the best I’ve ever managed in the Reality Department — and if you’re looking to expand your boundaries, and get into a higher realm right now today, this is your ticket to freedom.

So if you’re ever going to wake up inside ANY dream on any level, whether it’s a naptime dream or a sitting, standing walking dream, or you manage to pierce the shell of illusion, it’s going to be WHILE YOU’RE DREAMING.

And hey, one thing you know about lucid dreaming is THAT YOU’RE DREAMING.

That singular fact is very important. Only when you’re dreaming can you dream lucidly or otherwise.

You might not exactly understand, grasp or grok what “lucid” really means, to what it might refer, or how lucid it’s supposed to get, but when you’re dreaming, one thing is certain — you’re dreaming.

That’s what opens the door for you. When you’re lucid dreaming, you’re in the part of your sleep cycle where you’re likeliest to actually be out of body, and that would be just one kind of dream — a flying dream. Continue reading →

Life in a Box Chapter 4

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You want sports in a no-contact world? Nothing could be simpler or safer than a virtual stadium, and that’s what I’m building right now in our WORLDWIDE Virtual Ashram, where anyone from anywhere can join us in our celebrations!

Little Jenny here is examining one of the bigger and more difficult performance venues — it’s the Ultimate Concert Stage which can be reached by “Green Globe” travel, just outside the Temple.

Jenny is a great judge of spaces, and she heartily approves the sports colosseum I’m working to build up in the Roman area — what better place to hold a sports event than in the Colosseum or one of the gaming stadia in the wealthier homes.

I have one of those, plus a grand sports colossus for auto and motorcycle racing.

You’d be well-served if I also mentioned that the motorcycle rezzer is now installed and you can use it anywhere — it poofs when you get off the bike.

Jenny is very fond of concerts — what young spirit guide isn’t? — and we’re planning a worldwide folk festival to be held in the ashram, with a limited public attendance due to the limitation on the number of Avatars we can have in-game, which is maximum 100, as I’ve mentioned before. Continue reading →

Anti-Social Media & Social Distancing

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Truly, this IS the time, Kato.

For about fifty-five years now, I’ve been touting Full Cleansing Practices, which looks to most people like a frantic attempt to scour oneself of all germs — it’s actually a disease, but that’s not what we’re doing.

The Cleansing Practice is a daily — make that hourly and even minute-by-minute — practice that has its root in deep antiquity.

You’re about to see the collapse of the world economy, albeit only temporarily, and it won’t be pleasant for those without resources, and it takes more than money to get through this particular dense thicket of thorns.

First of all, you’ll need some money, particularly if you don’t typically have any extra to spend on trinkets like survival food and gear. Continue reading →

Safe Gathering Space

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I wonder if it occurred to you that our virtual ashram — for which we pay hundreds of dollars per month to keep open worldwide — could be used for meetings during the coronavirus covid19 emergency, which will be about 8 months, total, with a dip sometime in May-July, after which it will return with a vengeance.

Okay, so one thing you can do about it proactively is to stay out of crowded spaces, mobbed malls and jammed elevators. Continue reading →

Virtual Vaccine???

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WOW! Are We In Trouble!

Holy shit, it’s for real this time!!! Not a wolf — it’s a teensy-tiny little virus, not even a bacterium or nothin’, and it’s coming to get YOU!

I don’t know if you read my recent books “SlimeWars” and “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, both of which accurately predict — not hard to do — a major pandemic sometime around 2018, 100 years after the Great Epidemic of 1918, which wiped out millions of people around the world.

Viruses adapt, they transmute and re-invent themselves over and over again, and they have rapid spans of many generations, all of which are wildly mutating with the flux as things go wonkier and wonkier.

The Coronavirus is working its way rapidly toward us, and it’s gaining momentum every single day, as the spread spirals out of control. Continue reading →

Gold Claim for Sale!

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You are bidding on the full purchase price of a non-patented Placer Mining Gold Claim in Sierra County, California. The claim is the Yuba Sutter Placer #2 located near Sierra City on Highway 49.

There is an easy off-road access and a wondrous camping ground right next door to the property, with all the benefits of a full camping ground.

The placer mining claim is a non-patented federal mining claim. Fees are current, and you will need to file paperwork every year in order to hold onto the property.

Upon payment, the mineral claim will be transferred via a notarized Quitclaim Notice filed in your name with the County and BLM.

This is a federal mining claim and mineral deposits are protected by law. All mining activity on these and any other claims is prohibited unless permission is obtained by us.

There is are two streams and a river running through the property. You get about 1,000 feet of river frontage and it’s located high up in the Sierra foothills.

Description Specifics:

  • The claim extends over 40 acres, easily accessed with 2-wheel drive vehicles, and there’s plenty of camping and play space.
  • Good easy access to both creeks and the river.
  • Good gravels directly over bedrock.
  • Plenty of tree roots, downed branches, rocks and other areas of possible collection.
  • Shallow to Medium deep water.
  • Mining level currently recreational only — no commercial operations here.
  • Area is quiet, safe, great for families. We go up there all the time.
  • Children & Senior Friendly, and the local people are great!
  • Enjoy panning, dry dredging, camping, rockhounding the great minerals, and getting to see the local wildlife at the terrific hotel down the road!
  • Gas, Recharge, Lodging, food and bars are close enough, but not right on top of you.
  • Plenty of water and plenty of parking and camping space.

THIS IS WHAT WE WILL DO FOR YOU:

Upon full payment plus a $250 fee, we will send you a Quitclaim deed naming you as the new owner of this mining claim. All fees and documents required by the BLM have been filed for this assessment year. You will need to file either an annual maintenance fee or an affadavit of performance of annual work with a waiver form with the BLM before September 1st, 2020, and each following year thereafter. If you fail to correctly file the paperwork with BLM, they will close the claim. We will include the required forms to maintain the claim in good standing with the BLM and send you copies of the following:

  1. GPS COORDINATES to get you right to the claim.
  2. You will receive the BLM recorded Quitclaim Deed after the claim is paid in full and you will receive the DEED some four to six weeks later.

See You At The Top!!!

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Sleuthing a Painting

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I happen to own this piece pictured above — it’s “Rainy Afternoon on the Champs d’Elysee”, an oil on canvas possibly painted by Antoine Blanchard, an often-counterfeited and very famous and popular artists of the 1950s and 1060s.

Verifying his work is extremely hard. He was profoundly prolific, and thousands of his oil paintings now flood the market worldwide. Continue reading →

Greatest Side Hustle for Planet Trump!

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What you’re looking at here is an 1826 Capped Liberty Bust Solid Silver Half Dollar SLABBED into a circular coin-friendly acrylic capsule and foam shockproofing, then mounted on a handpainted fibrecraft box, then cleverly daubed with glitter-glue.

DO THE MATH — This coin was made and issued in 1826, only 14 years after the War of 1812 when the British marched on, and burned, the White House, along with some of the city of Washington, until the rainstorm came along to stop it.

So where the hell are the British today? Are they any better off? Think about it! Only fourteen years after the war of 1812, and how many after the War of Independence, often incorrectly referred to as the “Revolutionary War”, just as “The War Between the States” is often quite wrongly called the “Civil War” — it was anything but civil.

We’re now on the eve of the Second Civil War, and I’m trying to get a handle on which coins will be collector’s items in the future — I only know of the few examples that have survived into the 37th century, which is where I actually am, communing with this ever-so-quaint  21st century SIM of Planet Earth which you call “The Real World”.

Pardon me, while I laugh. (ref: Twain, “Connecticut Yankee” op cit.)

There’s more to all this than meets the eye, but you need to know a little history in order to successfully collect, trade and/or deal coins, and if you’re making the coins into coin-topped snuff boxes, stash boxes, trinket boxes, notion boxes, collectible boxes or super-saturated overdecorated mini-treasure-chests, I have the answer. Continue reading →

Goodbye, America!

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The Purges have begun. Everyone who has been critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the one the Mexicans paid for, and I’ll be among them for a variety of offenses including my latest book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album and of course my annoying videogames that make fun of Trump and his allies.

I’ll be taken down along with Joan Baez for singing “Nasty Man”, and I’ve no doubt that John Lithgow will be taken away kicking and screaming for having written and published the book, “Dumpty”, a New York Times Bestseller that was presented to me by Dick and Pat — they found it at the Bookseller in town.

The said “Dumpty” is funny as hell, or it would be if it weren’t describing a dictatorship in the making.

It’s a nicely bound hardcover which has within its hallowed halls such treasures as The Mortification of Elliot Broidy, The Walrus and the Kleptocrat, Jared & Mohammed and much, much more, all of which are well-constructed and well thought-out poetic criticisms of the Mad King Trump the IIIrd, no relation to Mad King George except the outright lunacy and disregard for people.

Will Trump be stopped? Yes, he will. I have it on good authority that eventually, he WILL be stopped. The key word there is “eventually”. Don’t hold your breath. Continue reading →