god-like powers are easy — just try. Sooner or later, you’ll succeed.
God-Like Powers are easy enough to obtain, but to truly master them, you need to learn the basics — empathy, sincerity, truth, all odd and largely unwanted items in this barbaric and violent world of Trump.
Of course, those higher, finer qualities are accumulated and perfected over the ages, not just in a weekend workshop — even a three-day weekend workshop with an extra travel day thrown in fore and aft.
All you’re gonna learn in the next few workshops and clinics is Basic Soul Travel Control & Movement — meaning that the next time you soul travel, you might not actually bump your head into the next-nearest marble pillar, assuming that you pay attention to directions, and do the thing right, without stumbling, staggering or waltzing off a cliff.
Remember that the Number 1 Cause of Death in the Grand Canyon is backing up over the edge while attempting to take a selfie. Continue reading →
Trans-Dimensional PLS Deck is now available in full living color!
Wow, has this been a productive week, what with all the rain and snow and wind and fog and such blowing all around us, it’s been great, great, great, and terrific new transcending gear has evolved out of nowhere, and I’m gonna introduce you to it right now …
First of all, there’s the Power Base and Candle. This can be charged up or can work as a charger, depending on what kind of Power Pendant you load up in there.
The candle is hand-painted with YOUR OWN Guardian Angels — I get the expression and figure more or less right, and the Law of Similarity takes over from there.
You can WEAR the coin or other contact item in the Power Pendant, and power it up in the Power Base, or if it’s a CQR Power Pendant, it can be used to charge the Wishing Candle for extra power.
WEAR the Power Pendant with a Roman coin in it, and get into powerful contact with at least one of your past lives as a Roman citizen, Freeman or Slave — you could easily have been one as the other. Continue reading →
Demo of the newly released “Wishing Candle & Power Base”.
If you’ve never walked along Wonkatonka Street in Upper Caledonia, (I’ve just made up the names to give substance to the concept) there’s no chance whatever that you’ll wander into Bingo’s Toy Shop, which is located somewhere on Wonkatonka Street, only findable by actually walking around there and looking at each and every shop as you pass by.
The only way you’ll ever get to Bingo’s Toy Shop is to actually walk on Wonkatonka Street, but for some reason, you’re not quite sure what, you can’t get there from here.
Well, that space isn’t this space, so you’ll have to travel somehow from here to there, and the most convenient and easiest way to get there is to be there — just bilocate.
If for some strange and unfathomable reason, you can’t seem to bilocate, you might be saddled with a human body, which makes soul excursions almost impossible, because the human incarnation is filled with distractions, much more so than any other lifeform.
Mental, emotional and physical issues abound in human reincarnation, which is why there are enormous aisles filled with non-prescription remedies and snack foods. Continue reading →
“Me & My Money”, a serigraph produced decades ago.
My serigraphs used to retail at $1800-$3000, but we haven’t marketed them for at least 20 years — what are today’s prices? No idea, but we’re going to find out.
I intend to dig out some of those serigraphs, produced in the days before computer generated “giclee” color printing. These are from pastel originals. They are each and every one completely hand-printed, each color laid down separately, through a carefully prepared silkscreen, until all colors are present on the print.
Technically, it is “a work on paper”, and is produced in a profoundly limited run, hence it is sometimes referred to as “a multiple original” or “an original multiple”, depending on what part of the country your gallery might be standing.
I’m offering them today at ridiculously low prices, because my market has yet to be re-established in the marketplace.
Hence and therefore, the serigraph “Me & My Money” is available FRAMED to retail at $850, which means that your wholesale cost will be $350, allowing you to “keystone double”, which is standard retail practice.
Keep in mind that this piece comes framed, and that means money. If you don’t want it framed, take off $50 and we’ll ship you the serigraph flat — I don’t roll prints if I can help it — of course, large paintings on canvas are quite another matter.
There are not many of any of my earlier serigraphs left — they sold surprisingly well at the time — so if you want one of these compelling and dramatic pieces, better say so right now. Please don’t contact me months from now and expect to get one of these serigraphs. Continue reading →
Yes, you read it right — fresh baby shark available here at the takeout window. I’ve decided against serving the usual “baby dolphin sandwiches” at lunchtime, only because they’re not as cost-effective as the shark meat which, as you’d expect, tastes like chicken, but apparently, so do rattle snakes and people.
Mahi-Mahi is not really dolphin, we’re told by the restaurant staff. “It’s okay to eat it.”
Is it my imagination, or is it getting just plain harder and harder to keep surviving in Trump World? Continue reading →
I’m watchin’ over yer shoulder, boy, you’re about to get a time-out!
Let the dancing asshole do his little Victory Dance. We all have to play our own little private parts, and his is no exception.
Don’t fret about it. He’s an idiot. He knows nothing, can’t remember what happened a second ago, and is totally unaware of anything beyond how much television time he gets per day.
He reacts, period.
The Senators are equally stupid, unaware that they have triggered a FULL-SCALE DEPRESSION — they have thoroughly and irreversibly tipped the balance of the ECONOMY to the degree that, even if the ShutDown were ended today, it’s too late to save the people — too many foreclosures, too many debts, too many broken promises.
It’s beyond repair and the slippery slope slide is starting today, right now, today — as in today.
You’ll see the economy literally crumbling before your eyes, and nobody can stop it. There’s a world-wide crash coming right now, this very year, and you’ll be lucky to live through it.
I have a solution, but you’re not going to like it.
You’ll need to hit the streets, looking for the rainbow, but it can be accomplished, it can be achieved.
You CAN survive those heartless bastards in Washington, but remember that they are miserable, greedy, mean and entirely without soul, although they go to church every Sunday and pray to their weird racist god, “Mister Jesus” — he’s the guy to which they aspire, with their “What Would Jesus Do?”.
Well, first of all, he’d raise the dead, cast out lepers, heal the sick and feed the poor, but not they way they tell it today.
The fact is that if the modern Christians are like Christ, he was a miserable, greedy, stingy, vindictive, salacious and pernicious creature, much like Donald John Trump used to be before he got religion.
You’ll enjoy the scene as the Western World crumbles into dust. The only pleasure the Senators get — this much is clear — is to observe without sympathy, the torment and misery, and to delight in the screams of pain and suffering from The People.
Don’t get mad. Get even! You CAN get even — it’s legal, moral and ethical — and here’s how you can do it right now, today! Continue reading →
You can sell up a storm if you get the right look and feel — living in a cardboard box down a deep alley is a terrific motivator for a street vendor like yourself.
I am a Shutdown Victim. I’m not a government worker, but I am a Shutdown Victim, and I’ll be only too happy to explain to you in detail how come I’m in this condition:
The First Vibration of the Ripple Effect came from the furloughed government workers, into the marketplace in a variety of ways, some directly — as in they didn’t buy goods this month because they don’t have the ready cash — and some indirectly, as in screwing up the market and buying sentiment of the consumer class, which is us.
Then we got the Second Vibration — the non-furloughed workers started freaking out because they were “Risking their lives and not getting paid for it”.
Hell, that describes my job in a nutshell. I never get paid for my work, but I don’t really have to get paid — I have an endless supply of Shakti-Pat, and that translates into money, in my world.
Of course, if you’re not living in the Western Realm, and you find yourself in a government job, which means these days, “working and not getting paid for it”, you still have to come up with money for food, gas, parking, migraine headache remedy, tips, spare change and more, not to mention the tons of alcoholic drinks you’ll need to toss down while at work, in order to be able to take the crap without actually snapping the boss’s head right off.
I Have Your Rockology Kits Ready to Ship — give me your order today!
I don’t ordinarily use language like that, but I’m learning from those folks who run the Federal Government, especially Anthony Scaramucci — “The Mooch” we used to call him, and of course Rashida Tlaib said it all … “We’re gonna go in there and impeach the motherfucker”, after a few high crimes & misdemeanors catch up with Trumpie-Poo.
Frankly, I wouldn’t impeach him and I hope he lives another twenty years. You wouldn’t want him to become a martyr to the Conspiracy Lobby.
Anyone who gives a shit about chemical trails or vapor trails coming out the tail end of your commercial jetliners is too weird to be allowed to walk the streets, and that’s mostly Trump’s much-touted “base”.
Trump is getting rich off the job of “President”. Frankly, I don’t care who profits.
I’m not AGAINST anyone in Washington, and I’m not FOR anyone, either. They’re all crooks, they’re all rotten to the core, they all lie, they all cheat, they all steal, and they all hate YOUR guts and they’re ALL out to get you, so duck & cover — it’s time to make a buck — that’s all the bastards will allow you to make — and maybe we’ll survive another winter without actual eviction onto the street. Continue reading →
Working on the Atrium Shop with standard glass cases & overhead Lighting.
It is a time for new beginnings, for a new hope, and here are a few ideas to get you started:
Zombie Family Hot Sauces & Popcorn Shake — this is a booth that we make for you and stock for you and you sell in your own neighborhood.
Birthday Coin Earrings & Pendants. You can make any date jewelry with Lincoln Cents, and they can be worn without harm to the coin!
Rock Art Projects — Hundreds of Rock Art Projects come with all parts needed, plus instructional video link on youtube for each and every project.
PLS Course — You can start right away with the PLS cards, and there will be issued, very soon now, a “Beginner’s Pack” only one lifetime track away from here, in the Victorian/Edwardian Period, easy to work with, and tons of fun with history!
CQR Acrylic Lockets — Totally wearable, the CQR is protected by the “slab style” acrylic encasing. Wear it in the shower, throw it against a wall, run over it with a truck, as long as the acrylic capsule is intact, the coin is 100% safe from harm.
Rare Coin Jewelry — For the first time EVER, you can wear your most precious coins without harm to the coin.
Rare Meteorite Jewelry — Slices of rare meteorites can be mounted in acrylic capsules and fitted out with silver, gold or bronze finials & bails.
Painted Cabochon Rings — A complete set of rings necessary to sell your cabochon stones. You only need a single sample to sell these rings — they’re shipped when done. Sizes 7, 8, 9 and 10 only. All other sizes must be cut, welded and polished, which I don’t do — it is definitely an additional cost of around $50-$100 depending on the jeweler’s level of compassion.
Miniature Dollhouse Scale Paintings — These are genuine gesso prepped canvases on actual hardwood stretcher bars, 2″x4″ and 3″x3″. Black gessoed 3″x3″ canvases are also available. These can be sold at anywhere from $39.95 up to hundreds, if you can do dog and cat portraits.
Chess, Checkers, Backgammon & Tic Tac Toe Sets — You can make a number of great elegant board games using stones, and there’s a kit for every kind of game you can think of!
There are, of course, more ideas and more plans, but get started on ONE project now, while you can still do it.
Call to ask about project kits that are currently available.
